We were bringing in groceries a few nights ago and I heard her car horn beep. I told her that her car’s horn went off and she said I was wrong. Moments later we heard it again and she realized […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Was so tired at work yesterday that I thought about how much I would welcome a large meteorite to come crashing down right into my office.
I never get drunk drinking beer, but I’ve accidentally gotten hammered on wine on multiple occasions.
I’ve actually been coughing all week so I did show restraint in waiting this long to write a strip about it.
This is the main reason why I don’t even want to get a stun gun. I don’t need some burglar taking my things AND using my method of home protection to fry my nipples off.
Panel one is what I’d rather do than think of how to end my messages. If I were rich I’d end every voice mail by just throwing the phone into the sea or a nearby hedge.
My girlfriend and I were throwing around a basketball on the weekend and I totally got my finger jammed when trying to catch a simple pass. Apparently white men can’t catch either.
