Oct 27Moody Two Shoes
Oct 26As I Live and Seethe
Oct 25To Smoke One’s Ego
Oct 24A Card-Carrying Trembler
Oct 21Friends in Low Places
Oct 19Hide and God Seek
Oct 19To Whom It May Concern
Oct 18Evolution Not Found
Oct 17A Bounce of Common Sense
Oct 15Weekend Teaser 6
Oct 14No Sin off My Back
Oct 13You Can’t Go Wrongo with a Bongo
Oct 12There is No Loon
Oct 11Skating on Old Ice
Oct 10Couldn’t Flask for Anything More
Oct 8Weekend Teaser 5
Oct 7Wax On, Backs Off
Oct 6Ground Control to Employee Tom
Oct 5Mind Your Massacres
Oct 4Pope Springs Eternal
Oct 3Crossword Puzzled
Oct 1Weekend Teaser 4
Sep 30Finish on a High Gloat
Sep 29Better Kim Than Me
Sep 27Ornate Debate Mandate
Sep 27Armageddon out of This Job
Sep 26Whine and Dine
Sep 24Weekend Teaser 3
Sep 23A Load Cough My Mind
Sep 22X-Menthols
Sep 21A Double-Padded Sword
Sep 20Call of the Riled
Sep 19Being Given the Finger
Sep 17Weekend Teaser 2
Sep 16The Prime Respective
Sep 15The Trouble with Co-Workers
Sep 14Star Trek Poo the Crap of Khan
Sep 13Set Phasers for Ambien
Sep 12Star Trek’s Nemesis
Sep 10Weekend Teaser
Sep 9Opportunity Knocks
Sep 8Search Terms
Sep 7The Great Indoors
Sep 6Eat Your Words
Sep 5Can’t Draw…Eating
Sep 2Feeling Double Crossed
Sep 1Semper Sci-Fi
Aug 31Food for What Ails You
Aug 30Housing Boom
Aug 29No Use Crying Over Spilled Radishes
Aug 26There Butt for the Grace of God
Aug 25I Think Therefore I Dumb
Aug 24The Least I Klan Do
Aug 23You Say Potato, I Say Ned Beatty
Aug 22Weeder Madness
Aug 19Blacklisted Living
Aug 18The Shoe is on the Other Fool
Aug 17Live and Vet Die
Aug 16Dressed For Success
Aug 15The Bends Justify the Leans
Aug 12Trial By Hire
Aug 11Hanging My Head in Shame
Aug 10Matters of the Voter-verse
Aug 9Blow Dryers Blow
Aug 8If Looks Could Grill
Aug 5Lost in Vegetation
Aug 4Hurling Up the Wrong Tree
Aug 3All in a Day’s Lurk
Aug 2Calling Your Buff
Aug 1Doing Mow Harm than Good
Jul 29Dumbass Definitions: Gallivant
Jul 28Work Stinks
Jul 27Poor Money Down the Drain
Jul 26Raking in the Rash
Jul 25Excess Baggage
Jul 22There’s No Place Like Home
Jul 21Close to Home
Jul 20House of Cards
Jul 19In the Poorhouse
Jul 18House of Ill Repute
Jul 15Obstruction of Just Us
Jul 14You Say You Want an Evolution
Jul 13Dishonesty is the Best Policy
Jul 12If It Bleeds, I Leaves
Jul 11Every Cloud has a Silver Lightning
Jul 8Hello Darkness My Old Friend
Jul 7Battle of the Bulge
Jul 6The Art of Ditchcraft
Jul 5Fright of the Lepus
Jul 4Safety Burst
Jul 1The Error of Bad News
Jun 30Tooth Be Told
Jun 29All’s Fair Between Love and Work
Jun 28Hair My Grievances
Jun 27I Saw Something Weird
Jun 24Tardiness is Next to Godliness
Jun 23Blame It on Rio
Jun 22404 Smile Not Found
Jun 21A Fate Hearse Than Death
Jun 20The Weight to a Man’s Heart is Through His Stomach
Jun 16Goodbye Cruel World Wide Web
Jun 15The Shorts End of the Stick
Jun 15My Spiel on Glockenspiels
Jun 14Sick of this Crap
Jun 13The Stool of Card Knocks
Jun 10Just the Q-Tip
Jun 9Oh for Heist’s Sake
Jun 8Take This Job and Hug It
Jun 7My Ramcestor
Jun 6A Bitter Bill to Swallow
Jun 3Charity Ends At Home
Jun 2Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked
Jun 1Be Our Guest, Not Our Pest
May 31Back Up Against the Wallet
May 27Separate the Zen From the Boys
May 26Persistence is Futile
May 25New Home or Bust
May 24All Addressed Up and Nowhere To Go
May 23Sick to Death of Packing
May 20All Hell Smoke Loose
May 19Generation Vexed
May 18Taking a Kid Nap
May 17Don’t Drink and Coupon
May 16The End of the Road
May 12The Empire Talks Smack – Part V
May 12The Empire Talks Smack – Part IV
May 11The Empire Talks Smack – Part III
May 10The Empire Talks Smack – Part II
May 9The Empire Talks Smack
May 6A Life Dwell Spent
May 5The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Squeeze
May 4Dead to Writes
May 3At a Loss for Words
May 2Mad Math: Beyond Numberdome
Apr 29It’s All Run and Shames
Apr 28Aghast Will and Testament
Apr 27Nice Guys Fetish Last
Apr 26No Such Thing as a Free Punch
Apr 25Worth My Wait in Old
Apr 22Take a Trip Down Gravity Lane
Apr 21Bodies of Knowledge
Apr 20The Doof is in the Pudding
Apr 19The Book of Craig
Apr 18Hair Apparent
Apr 15The Math of Least Subsistence
Apr 14409 All the Time
Apr 13One Man’s Boss is Another Man’s Bane
Apr 12Electric Booga-Flu
Apr 11A Pool and His Money are Soon Parted
Apr 8Stall In a Day’s Work
Apr 7When Weather Takes a Turn for the Verse
Apr 6Virtual Fatality
Apr 5Licensed to Baby
Apr 4Nothing to Fear But Beer Itself
Apr 1Invading Cattlemen and Native Americans
Mar 31Venting Machine
Mar 30Get Witch Quick
Mar 29All Play and No Work
Mar 28My Basket Case
Mar 25Bystander in Chief
Mar 24Derriere-Ware
Mar 23Odor the Hill
Mar 22Babble-Rouser
Mar 21All’s Fair in Love and Gore
Mar 18Guns Don’t Kill People, and Neither do Boomerangs
Mar 17Sleep Me Off My Feet
Mar 16Taste Not, Want Not
Mar 15A Cite to Behold
Mar 14Nose Love Lost
Mar 11Death, Be Not Proud
Mar 10No Ifs, Ands or Nuts
Mar 9All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Woe
Mar 8Dough Is Me
Mar 7Smokey and the Fan-Twit
Mar 4Little Toy Blue
Mar 3Rough Love
Mar 2Trunk For My Junk
Mar 1Shoot First, Athos Questions Later
Feb 29The Goobers are Fubared
Feb 26A Hairy Situation
Feb 25He Who Smelt it Dealt With It
Feb 24Back to the Hipster
Feb 23Two Shakes of a Band’s Fail
Feb 22Lordy Lordy Look Who’s Grody
Feb 19I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Nazis
Feb 18I Bet She Did Nazi This One Coming
Feb 17Glowers for Algernon
Feb 16Thanks, But No Tanks
Feb 15Fail to the Chief
Feb 12Wake Up and Smell the Progress
Feb 11Hollywood BlockFluster
Feb 10You Give Litigation a Bad Name
Feb 9Your Dress is as Good as Mine
Feb 8My Drinking Problem
Feb 5Be Still My Fleeting Smart
Feb 4Living High On the Jog
Feb 3Nothing But Skin and Phones
Feb 2All Work and No Slay
Feb 1Hate Love Relationship
Jan 29The Matrix Trumpolutions
Jan 28Desperate Times Call for Disparate Measures
Jan 27Prenatal Envy
Jan 26Has a Nice Sing To It
Jan 25Settling For Catan
Jan 21Bless This Stress
Jan 20Pissed-tory
Jan 19A Sad Skate of Affairs
Jan 18Commandoze
Jan 15And the Test is History
Jan 14A Hardware Issue
Jan 13A Coupon for Disaster
Jan 12Special Defect
Jan 11A Racist Against Time
Jan 8A Day Late and a Nazi Short
Jan 7All Work and No Stay
Jan 6Creature from the Grey Lagoon
Jan 5Predator Boned
Jan 4Meters Never Prosper
Jan 1Inebriation Vacation


Dec 31New Year’s Eve Checklist
Dec 30A Real Pain in the Check
Dec 29Thought With My Pants Down
Dec 28Regift of the Magi
Dec 25I’ll Be Phone for Christmas
Dec 24Society Anxiety
Dec 23The Force Mistaken
Dec 22Bindle of Joy
Dec 21All Foot Strings Must Come to an End
Dec 18Lewd Wig
Dec 17Federal Bureau of Occupation
Dec 16Adam’s Rib
Dec 15Night of the Living Threads
Dec 14On the Force Day of Christmas
Dec 11The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways
Dec 10I Stand Uncorrected
Dec 9Port-A-Hostage
Dec 8A Bed of Noses
Dec 7A No-Skin Situation
Dec 4Flyer Beware
Dec 3I’m No Slouch
Dec 2Don’t Spell the Beans
Dec 1Nun of My Business
Nov 30Does a Scientist Crap in the Woods?
Nov 27Black Friday Fail
Nov 26Yam Someone With Faint Glaze
Nov 25Lights! Camera! Litigation!
Nov 24That Not-So-Fashionable Feeling
Nov 23Yawn of the Dead
Nov 20My Sweat Peeve
Nov 19You Decorated My Life
Nov 18Kidnappers Ruin Everything
Nov 17A Man of Few Passwords
Nov 16Last Witch Effort
Nov 12It Sands to Reason
Nov 12To Make a Song Story Short
Nov 11May the Best Man Twin
Nov 10All Systems are Woe
Nov 9Ball or Nothing
Nov 6A Plight for Sore Eyes
Nov 5Divide and Goner
Nov 4Workin’ for the Klan
Nov 3Marriage Disposal
Nov 2It’s a Dirty Job, But Someone’s Gotta Poo It
Oct 30The Tooth Fury
Oct 29Trick or Treat or Thievery
Oct 28The Friend is Not Mightier Than the Sword
Oct 27A Sense of Misdirection
Oct 26A Name Worse Than Death
Oct 23No Dinero for Sombreros
Oct 22All Work and No Fray
Oct 21The Force Forsaken
Oct 20You Just Can’t Outdo Bamboo
Oct 19The Ends Justify the Beans
Oct 16A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Deception Go Down
Oct 15Eaters Always Prosper
Oct 14Check Your Intellect Connection
Oct 13The Spoiled of War
Oct 12Fire Straits
Oct 9Wake Up and Sell the Coffee
Oct 8By Hook or By Cook
Oct 7Letting Things Slide
Oct 6Let the Hips Fall Where They May
Oct 5On Your Park, Get Set, Blow
Oct 2Winds of Change
Oct 1Highway to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
Sep 30Mars, the Dead Planet
Sep 29Beyond the Shadow of a Scout
Sep 28Sad to the Bone
Sep 25A Horse to be Reckoned With
Sep 24A Glimmer of Pope
Sep 23A Fragment of My Imagination
Sep 22Dwell on Wheels
Sep 21Dammit, Anime
Sep 18The School of Hard Talks
Sep 17Looks Like He Has France in His Plants
Sep 16Different Smokes for Different Folks
Sep 15Gruesome Yousome
Sep 14A Farewell to Arms
Sep 11Guest Cartoonist – Michael Witmer
Sep 10Guest Cartoonist – Mary Varn
Sep 9Guest Cartoonist – Lucas Turnbloom
Sep 8Guest Cartoonist – John Sutton
Sep 7Guest Cartoonist – Steve Ogden
Sep 4Guest Cartoonist – Chris Hallbeck
Sep 3Guest Cartoonist – Brad Guigar
Sep 2Guest Cartoonist – Matt Forcum
Sep 1Guest Cartoonist – J.R. Faulkner
Aug 31Guest Cartoonist – Joel Duggan
Aug 28Cash and Burn
Aug 27Speaking the Flame Language
Aug 26A Man’s Home is His Hassle
Aug 25To Bring, Oar Not to Bring
Aug 24Have Buns – Will Travel
Aug 21No Rest Forum Wicked
Aug 20The Wardrobe is Not Enough
Aug 19Two Shades of Grey
Aug 18Having a Financial Meltdown
Aug 17This is Your Brain on Cthulhu
Aug 14CEDs
Aug 13Got My Mind on My Undies and My Undies On My Mind
Aug 12Doctor Doomed
Aug 11GPS Ninjagation
Aug 10A Dip Off the Old Block
Aug 7Working for the Mandroid
Aug 6A Fowl Breeze
Aug 5Jerk-ules
Aug 4The Tao of Klutz
Aug 3Drink and You’ll Miss It
Jul 31Only the pennant man shall pass
Jul 30The Road to Dumb is Paved with Good Interventions
Jul 29Mouse of Cards
Jul 28Weapon of Mass Abduction
Jul 27Blind Justice
Jul 24Blood Sport
Jul 23Best Buyer Beware
Jul 22Writer’s Blockhead
Jul 21My Carbine Tis of Thee
Jul 20Some Mound Advice
Jul 17All Ark and No Blight
Jul 16MMQ & A
Jul 15Welcome Back, Berke
Jul 14Now You’re Squeaking My Language
Jul 13Truth is Stranger than Confection
Jul 10Electric Boogaloo
Jul 9Bless This (and Your) Mess
Jul 8Survival of the Fastest
Jul 7Tonight There’s Gonna Be a Failbreak
Jul 6Fake a Hike
Jul 2Red Asphalt, Redder Tape
Jul 2A Bandana Republic
Jul 1A Day Late and a Dolly Short
Jun 30Dirty Pool
Jun 29On My Last Legs
Jun 26Prattle of the Sexes
Jun 25No-It-All
Jun 24Glaze be to God
Jun 23The Phantom Presence
Jun 22Trend It Like Beckham
Jun 19Subliminal Visages
Jun 18Hair to the Empire
Jun 17Burden of Doof
Jun 16Into Each Life Some Acid Rain Must Fall
Jun 15Hey-La, My Girlfriend’s Back
Jun 12Putting the Ass in Assassin
Jun 11Baffled
Jun 10All Warm and Scuzzy
Jun 9A Mule and His Money are Soon Parted
Jun 8A Matter of Strife and Death
Jun 5The Misadventures of Miss Construe
Jun 4Footloose and Fancy-Freak
Jun 3Mad Max: Funky Road
Jun 2The Maude Squad
Jun 1Devil-May-Care
May 29A Sign of Low Self-Esteem
May 28The Hummus Telescope
May 27Give War a Chance
May 26Put the Park Before the Horse
May 25Shake What Your Mobile Gave Ya
May 22Kim Jong-Unbelievable
May 21Lordy Lordy Look Who’s Feeble
May 20Ring Around the Dopey
May 19The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Gala
May 18The Sixth Dense
May 15Energy Deficient
May 13Flask a Stupid Question
May 13A Ronin Stone Gathers No Jobs – Part 2
May 12A Ronin Stone Gathers No Jobs
May 11The Mother of All Hangovers
May 8A New Dope – Part V
May 7A New Dope – Part IV
May 6A New Dope – Part III
May 5A New Dope – Part II
May 4A New Dope
May 1No Manwich is an Island
Apr 30Raiders of the Lost Dork
Apr 29Date Minds Shrink Alike
Apr 28A Foos and His Money Are Soon Parted
Apr 27Bed-Snide Manner
Apr 24Labor Pains
Apr 23No, That’s a Moon
Apr 22Thems Frighten Words
Apr 21Bar-Be-You
Apr 20Abra-car-dabra
Apr 17It’s Up For Stabs
Apr 15Dead Last Son of Krypton
Apr 15Fail Mix
Apr 14Ad Nauseam
Apr 13Plights, Camera, Inaction
Apr 10A Killer Cup of Coffee
Apr 9Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’
Apr 8I Got a Drone to Pick
Apr 7The Axeman Thumbeth
Apr 6Come Hell or High Water
Apr 328 Dates Later
Apr 2Charity Balk
Apr 1Sink or Swim
Mar 31It’s Apathetic, Baby!
Mar 30Girl Scout Crookies
Mar 27Not-So-Evil Twin
Mar 26Why I Love Switzerland
Mar 25A Bun in the Microwave
Mar 24Spring Forward, Fall Back
Mar 23Way Down in Chokeomo
Mar 20Filling Out Your Grocery Gist
Mar 19Checkbook Yourself Before You Wreck Your Self-Esteem
Mar 18Loss Word Puzzle
Mar 17The Good, the Bad and the Oldie
Mar 16No More Mr Knife Guy
Mar 13Gleaming the Cubicle
Mar 12Boob Noob
Mar 11It’s Raining Brats and Fogs
Mar 10Read My Lipids
Mar 9Birthdaymas
Mar 6Eavesflopper
Mar 5Step in the Height Direction
Mar 4Miff-Hanger
Mar 3Ode to a Vulcan
Mar 2An Act of Faith
Feb 27Wicked Weather? We Work Wegardless
Feb 26Nincompoop’s Noodle Nets Nothing
Feb 25Sex Sells Substandard Stuff
Feb 24Backseat Backstab Backfire
Feb 23Kights, Kamera, Kaction!
Feb 20The Eyes Roll For Thee
Feb 19Toe the Line
Feb 18I Am Not My Brother-In-Law’s Keeper
Feb 17Like Poo Breeze in a Pod
Feb 16A Date Worse Than Death
Feb 13Beyond a Reasonable Scout
Feb 12Like Staking Candy Into a Baby
Feb 11O.S. to the O.R. Stat!
Feb 10This Doofus Has Not Been Rated
Feb 9The Sixty-Forum Thousand Dollar Question
Feb 6Doughneto
Feb 5The Butt Memo Joke
Feb 4An End to Cartoon Violence
Feb 3The Streets Will Run Red With Charity
Feb 2Herd of Prey
Jan 30Unhung Hero
Jan 29Flew Kid on the Block
Jan 28Bombs Away
Jan 27If You Snow What’s Good For Ya’
Jan 26All Messiahs Must Die
Jan 23The Public Opinion Strikes Back
Jan 22Ain’t No Mountain Low Enough
Jan 21A Dying Breed
Jan 20Be Still My Heart
Jan 19Money Mourning Quarterback
Jan 16Public Idiot Number One
Jan 15Pen-MAN-ship
Jan 14Putting Your Best Foot Forward
Jan 13Till Mauled Do We Part
Jan 12Die Hard Without a Vengeance
Jan 9Stand the Test of Whine
Jan 8Keeping Abreast of Witches Issues
Jan 7Mo Money, Mo Problems
Jan 6Wuss in Boots
Jan 5A Picture is Worth a Couple of Rooms
Jan 2Shake It Off
Jan 1The Final Resolution


Dec 31Driving Me to Distraction
Dec 30Pout at the Devil
Dec 29The Sliding Male
Dec 26A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 5
Dec 25A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 4
Dec 24A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 3
Dec 23A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 2
Dec 22A Visit from St. Nicholas – Part 1
Dec 19Serf and Turf
Dec 18I Saw Mommy Dissing Santa Claus
Dec 17A Liberal Amount of Liberals
Dec 16Hum Bug
Dec 15Old Hitlers Die Hard
Dec 12Smoke and Mirrors and Carnage
Dec 11Moot From the Hip
Dec 10Modest Max
Dec 9Shot Through the Heart
Dec 8Crime Scene Imagination
Dec 5What We’ve Got Here is Failure to Communicate
Dec 4The Craft of Unconditional Love
Dec 3When the Hat Goes Gray, the Lice Will Play
Dec 2The Blobby
Dec 1Fine German Daftsmanship
Nov 28One Step Forward, Two Steps on Your Back
Nov 27Tryptopatsy
Nov 26Stall From Grace
Nov 25Horn of Empty
Nov 24The True Meaning of Thanksgiving
Nov 21Scared to Beth
Nov 20Imbibe Goes Before a Fall
Nov 19The Blind Leading the Signed
Nov 18The Importance of Being Important
Nov 17A Blitzkrieg of Buzzkills
Nov 14Only the Lonely
Nov 13Safety in Numbers
Nov 12The Six Million Dollar Gran
Nov 11Buh-Buh-Buh-Baaaa-Bah
Nov 10Just Chillin’
Nov 7Playing Your Chump Card
Nov 6A Bro-Win Situation
Nov 5The Book of Joe
Nov 4When Life Kicks You in the Lemons…
Nov 3It’s My Party and I’ll Cro-Mag if I Want To
Oct 31Trick or Eat
Oct 30Trick or Geek
Oct 29Sick of Work
Oct 28Nice Work If You Can Garrote It
Oct 27What I Hike About You
Oct 24Perform Without a Net Worth
Oct 23A Rude Forsakening
Oct 22Ain’t it the Truth?
Oct 21Level With Me Doc
Oct 20Two Balls, No Strikes
Oct 17Death Sentence
Oct 16You Can’t Spell “Pandemic” Without “Panic”
Oct 15Attract to the Future
Oct 14Hanger-on
Oct 13Gripe Dream
Oct 10I, Object
Oct 9A Chance of a Ghost
Oct 8Commander in Grief
Oct 7Kilo-Tots
Oct 6Blinded by the Sight
Oct 3PO’ed Box
Oct 2The Ghost Wonderer
Oct 1Child’s Pay
Sep 30Snug as a Bug in a Rug
Sep 29Hooked on a Reeling
Sep 26The Tart Who Loved Me
Sep 25One Step Forward, Two Steps Fat
Sep 24Gall in the Family
Sep 23Share the God, Spoil the Child
Sep 22Don’t Shank My Chain
Sep 19Show Off on the Wrong Foot
Sep 18Fatgetfulness
Sep 17The Eventual Frontier
Sep 16In Other Words…
Sep 15A Roomba With a View
Sep 12Take a Break, Jake
Sep 11Matters of the Universe
Sep 10Doctor Who Cares
Sep 9Rock and Roll Hoochie Ruse
Sep 8Semper Wi-Fi
Sep 5Lucky Harms
Sep 4Age Before Booty
Sep 3You Can Lead a Thief to Water…
Sep 2Never Buy a Pygmy in a Poke
Sep 1Summer Bummer – Part 2
Aug 29To Come Apartment at the Seams
Aug 28Flora and Farta
Aug 27Baby Showers Bring My Glowers
Aug 26Ab Sense Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Aug 25On My World It Means Dope
Aug 22Four Score and Seven Tests Ago
Aug 21Give a Hoot by Shutting Up
Aug 20Nice Enough Guys Finish Last
Aug 19Eternal Sunshine of the Witless Mind
Aug 18Making a Gas of You and Me
Aug 15Mixed Feelings
Aug 14No Sweat
Aug 13Bruised Ego Trip
Aug 12Rules of Enfangment
Aug 11Gazed and Confused
Aug 8Speak of the Devil
Aug 7Makes Me Wanna Bury My Head in the Sand
Aug 6Bro-Magnon Man
Aug 5Dead Men Tell No Tweets
Aug 4Birthday of the Living Dead
Aug 1Bishop’s Gambit
Jul 31Takes Chances with Wolves
Jul 30Nuts and Dolts
Jul 29I Ain’t Got Time to Shop
Jul 28Live Long and Prosper?
Jul 25Deadside Manner
Jul 24Pet Sedentary
Jul 23Citizen Shame
Jul 22Run Interference
Jul 21Lil’ Ricky Shaw
Jul 18Hope Floats
Jul 17Tough Loveseat
Jul 16Down in the Dumps
Jul 15“Just”
Jul 14Love Sinks
Jul 11What’s the Holdup?
Jul 10One For the Road
Jul 9Caught Off Guard
Jul 8Gimme a Hand
Jul 7All’s Not Fair in Love and War
Jul 4A Staple of the Modern Office
Jul 3Judging a Book by its Thumper
Jul 2Scared Sithless
Jul 1Caligulate
Jun 30Patreon of the Arts
Jun 27Death and Taxes
Jun 26Shoot to Grill
Jun 25Catch Twenty Poo: Number Two
Jun 24Just a Wittle Wequest
Jun 23Godzilla VS GMOera
Jun 20Candy is Dandy, But Liquor is Quicker
Jun 19Four Wonderings and a Funeral
Jun 18Stairing Contest
Jun 17Scares the Daylights Out of Me
Jun 16Beauty is in the Tentacled Eyestalks of the Beholder
Jun 13Love At Worst Sight
Jun 12I Got Nothin’
Jun 11Laughing All the Way to the Plank
Jun 10Cult of Laziality
Jun 9Don’t Get Your Panties in a Bunch
Jun 6Shy Guys Finish Lame
Jun 5Endless Torment and Breadsticks
Jun 4Fashion Victim
Jun 3Doctor Strangelaugh
Jun 2Tricks and Stones Will Make God Groan
May 30The Final Fun-tier
May 29Hair Can Be So Unfair
May 28Disirregardless
May 27Here’s the Skinny
May 26Loose Lips Sink Chips
May 23Beyond a Shadow of a Pout
May 22Hypno-Lies
May 21That Ship Has Wailed
May 20All Steamed Up
May 19American Band Stand
May 16[Enemy Week] Despicable Me
May 15[Enemy Week] Safety in Numbers
May 14[Enemy Week] Lemme Tell You ‘Bout My Best Frenemy
May 13[Enemy Week] A Bitter Kill to Swallow
May 12[Enemy Week] Brace for Friend-Pact
May 9A Tough Act to Swallow
May 8Love in the Fast Lane
May 7Runs With Scissors
May 6Heaven is a Half Pipe
May 5At the Drop of a Chat
May 2You Bet My Life
May 1What’s Up, Doc?
Apr 30Hawaii Live Show
Apr 29The Tables Have Turned
Apr 28Wit Yo Bad Self
Apr 25The Fast and the Famished
Apr 24Nerd Rage Against the Machine
Apr 23The Unusual Suspects
Apr 22Moody Foodie
Apr 21Sergeant Glitch
Apr 18Fight Grub
Apr 17Do They Give a Hoot?
Apr 16Chain of Fools
Apr 15Night at the Moxbury
Apr 14Curse Cursive
Apr 11Slow Burn
Apr 10Gone to Hail in a Handbasket
Apr 9The Key to My Heart
Apr 8Have the Omnipresence of Mind
Apr 7Anger Issues
Apr 4Call of the Wild
Apr 3Wax On, Wax Off
Apr 2Welcome to My Nightmare
Apr 1Salad Barred
Mar 31You Only Lie Twice
Mar 28Tuck and Rolls
Mar 27Say Hello To My Little Friend
Mar 26A Head of My Time
Mar 25Bear In Mind
Mar 24Rub-a-Dub-Done
Mar 21Felled by the Save
Mar 20Talk is Cheap
Mar 19Slack to the Future
Mar 18The Act of God
Mar 17I Stick Around
Mar 14Wedding Hells
Mar 13Blunder Woman
Mar 12Writer’s Blockade
Mar 11A Buttload of Nutrition
Mar 10Dressed to Chill
Mar 7Sick Week – Anguishing Over Languishing
Mar 6Sick Week – A Full Head of Steam
Mar 5Talk Dirty to Me
Mar 4Sick Week – Down With the Sickness
Mar 3Sick Week – Patient Zero
Feb 28Anything Goes
Feb 27Puzzled Over Puzzles
Feb 26Card Carrying Ember
Feb 25Under Pressure
Feb 24The Undistinguished Duckling
Feb 21Presto Change-No
Feb 20One Hitler at a Time
Feb 19The Three Laws of No-Tot-ics
Feb 18Sleeping With the Enemy
Feb 17Awaiting the Next Generation
Feb 14The Labor of Love
Feb 13Drug Store Cowboy
Feb 12Ready As I’ll Never Be
Feb 11Lack and Slash
Feb 10My Short Attention Wingspan
Feb 7Mr Sandman, Bring Me a Theme
Feb 6Death Be Not Spun
Feb 5Fired in the Sky
Feb 4No Thyself
Feb 3Cast Them Stones
Jan 31Chronicles of Narcissism
Jan 30The Young Switcheroo
Jan 29Born and Praised
Jan 28The Hatfields and No Joys
Jan 27Der of the Moment
Jan 24Doctor Estranged-love
Jan 23Cannibal Run
Jan 22A Crippling Situation
Jan 21Pocketful of Progress
Jan 20Tanned Helsing
Jan 17Totally Off-Scripture
Jan 16Train of Fought
Jan 15Funny Boned
Jan 14Rattle Rattle Thunder Clatter Boom Boom Boom!
Jan 13Gandalf the Whiner
Jan 10James Bland
Jan 9Watch How I Soar
Jan 8That New Dungeon Smell
Jan 7Cookie D’oh
Jan 6Skin Cycle
Jan 3Look, Up In the Eye
Jan 2Over the Hill
Jan 1Fairy Fails


Dec 31The Hearsay on Heresy
Dec 30Where There’s Smoke There’s Ire
Dec 27Merry Ex-Mas
Dec 26Little Bummer Boy
Dec 25Hear No Jingle, See No Kringle
Dec 24Like Denying Candy From a Baby
Dec 23Go Scrooge Yourself
Dec 20Snow Way to Fail
Dec 19Beauty Sleep
Dec 18Retire Esquire
Dec 17Roadside Resistance
Dec 16Late to the Party
Dec 13Game-Set-Shark
Dec 12Gluteus Minimus
Dec 11Falling Stars
Dec 10The Soiree Sashay
Dec 9Cleanliness is Next to Dadliness
Dec 6One Rose Over the Line
Dec 5Spoke Out of Churn
Dec 4Grand Mal Sneezure
Dec 3At the Drop of a Hat
Dec 2Thinking Inside the Box
Nov 29Macrochip Computers
Nov 28Clash of the Spite-ans
Nov 27No Country for Old Bugs
Nov 26The Devil is in the Details
Nov 25To Be, or Not Frisbee
Nov 22The Nicest Nazi
Nov 21On Your Last Legs
Nov 20Fancy Meeting You Spear
Nov 19Much a Dough About Nothing
Nov 18Borin’ the Casbah
Nov 15Fathers of the Year
Nov 14Shampoo for Him
Nov 13Shampoo for Her
Nov 12Not-So-Direct Current
Nov 11An Embarrassment of Purchases
Nov 8Age Before Duty
Nov 7Huh?
Nov 6Shut Yer Cake Hole
Nov 5Scent of a Woe-Man
Nov 4Daylight Savings Nein
Nov 1All Hallow’s End
Oct 31Festival of Fights
Oct 30The Candy Man Can
Oct 29The Not-So-Great Pumpkin
Oct 28Halloweirdness
Oct 25Photo Opportunity
Oct 24Spit Take
Oct 23Assault with a Delicious Weapon
Oct 22Throwing a Monk Wrench in the Works
Oct 21From Hell’s Heart I Crab at Thee
Oct 18…Little Girl and Boy Land
Oct 17My Better Half
Oct 16Come Rain or Whine
Oct 15Damn Those Torpedoes!
Oct 14Poo Suede Shoes
Oct 11The Maraca Shakes for Thee
Oct 10Lost to the Ages
Oct 9The Tragic Side of Tragedy
Oct 8The Wrath of Grapes
Oct 7Panty Raid
Oct 4Jesus Christ Superstar
Oct 3I’m All Out of Love
Oct 2Just Call Me “Wheels”
Oct 1You Can Never Be Too Rich
Sep 30Talk Like a Ninja Day
Sep 27The Business End
Sep 26Flub a Hubba
Sep 25A Bounty of Sadness
Sep 24Seal of Disapproval
Sep 23One Giant Leap for Condiment Kind
Sep 20To Protect and Unnerve
Sep 19Accentuate the Negative
Sep 18The Pot Calling the Cauldron Black
Sep 17When Puppy Love Becomes Dog Tired
Sep 16Kids are Trapped in the Darndest Things
Sep 13You Slay It’s Your Birthday
Sep 12A Shock to the System
Sep 11My Fellow Co-Shirker
Sep 10Brain vs Drain
Sep 9Bamboozled
Sep 6Lack Be Nimble
Sep 5The Yield Heil
Sep 4The Rest is History
Sep 3A Technophobe in Need…
Sep 2Merry Labor Day
Aug 30YoGIRLt
Aug 29The Road Whinerer
Aug 28Jeans, Jeans, the Smooshical Suit
Aug 27Lady and the Gramp
Aug 26No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
Aug 23Two Shakes of a Hand’s Fail
Aug 22Falling at the Speed of Stupid
Aug 21Bummed in Berlin
Aug 20Graffiti and Me Walls
Aug 19I’m a Lover Not a Fighter
Aug 16Buckle Up
Aug 15My Dream Job
Aug 14Truth is Dumber Than Fiction
Aug 13Blasphemaybe
Aug 12A Picture is Worth a Thousand Nieces
Aug 9Accentuate the Posertive
Aug 8Jock Talk
Aug 7Resistance is Finicky
Aug 6The Glass is Half Dead
Aug 5Teaching an Old Drug New Tricks
Aug 2Flushing Your Life Away
Aug 1The French Connection
Jul 31Smoke Defector
Jul 30A Sight for Dork Eyes
Jul 29Garden Variety Anxiety
Jul 26We Are Not Amused
Jul 25Die Another Day
Jul 24Whip Throw Through the Tulips
Jul 23Shiver Me Limbers
Jul 22The Long and Shorts of it
Jul 19Think Outside the Boombox
Jul 18There Might Not Be Blood
Jul 17THX 113-Great
Jul 16Check Me Out
Jul 15Spare the Magma, Spoil the Child
Jul 12Doctor Feelgood
Jul 11Love-Hate Relationship
Jul 10Turtles for Sale or Rent
Jul 9Make TPS Reports, Not War
Jul 8Hammocks of Mass Destruction
Jul 5Discount Five Fingers
Jul 4Sparkle Motion
Jul 3The Explosion that Proves the Rule
Jul 2Lowering the Boom
Jul 1A Real Pain in the Neck
Jun 28My FAQ for the FAA
Jun 27Lost in Love
Jun 26Wi-Fi of the Living Dead
Jun 25Sleeping Disorderly
Jun 24Gimme Five
Jun 21Rant in E-Minor
Jun 20B.C. B & E
Jun 19The Coma Whisperer
Jun 18Bed-sighed Manner
Jun 17Jack and Jill
Jun 14Five Second Rule
Jun 13Kids, Pack Your Bags
Jun 12Throwing Monkey at the Problem
Jun 11Said in Vain
Jun 10Get A Grip
Jun 7Red Carpet Premiere
Jun 6No Butts About It
Jun 5I Don’t Wanna Grow Up…
Jun 4Counterspell
Jun 3The Cast is Dyed
May 31In Sickness and in Health…
May 30Easily Foiled
May 29Dress for Success
May 28Patient, Panic Thyself
May 27A Comic By Any Other Name…
May 24Bygone Burglaries
May 23Cartoon Generated Imagery
May 22Why Are You Blessin’ Yourself?
May 21Talkin’ ‘Bout My Generation
May 20Lousy Piece of Ship
May 17The Tubeinator
May 16Move Over, Tony the Tiger
May 15Ground Control to Major Jerk
May 14Hey, Good Lookin’
May 13Credit Where Credit is Due
May 10Asps…Very Fashionable
May 9The Aerodynamics of Trust
May 8Just Beyond Thunderdome
May 7Hide and Go Balthazar
May 6Dirty Sons of Britches
May 3Eat Your Heart Out
May 2Think of the Children
May 1The Greatest American Heroes
Apr 30Price Check on Whoop-Ass
Apr 29Smart Phone / Dumb User
Apr 26Chew On This
Apr 25Guys and Groceries
Apr 24Allergic Reaction
Apr 23Cirque du No Way
Apr 22I Aim to Please
Apr 19Biblical Brain-Teaser
Apr 18Preg-Not
Apr 17Drink My Milkshake
Apr 16Spring Has Sprung
Apr 15Storage Wars
Apr 12Beyond Your Mildest Dreams
Apr 11Let’s Get Physical
Apr 10I’m a People Person
Apr 9Precious Cargo
Apr 8Fun With Freaking Friends
Apr 5RCAcist
Apr 4Put On Ice
Apr 3Eye Spy
Apr 2Thousand Yard Glare
Apr 1The Abominable Employee
Mar 29Crap That Guys Say
Mar 28The Face of Poker
Mar 27Childs Play
Mar 26Indiana Clones
Mar 25Rocket Man
Mar 22Ode to Creepy Dolls
Mar 21The Two Asses in Assassin
Mar 20In Search of Research
Mar 19Something Under My Bed is Bored
Mar 18Sometimes Progress is Kinda Gross
Mar 15Loosen Up
Mar 14A Little Suspicious
Mar 13Stress is a Jerk
Mar 12Assault and Battery
Mar 11Runners High
Mar 8Dead Men Don’t Wear Slacks
Mar 7Goin’ Commando
Mar 6Suspend Your Disbeliefs, and Your Trousers
Mar 5Fatty Pants
Mar 4Pant-a-Loon
Mar 1Outragercise
Feb 28Skyfall
Feb 27The Vibeology of Scientology
Feb 26Cleaning Powder
Feb 25All Thumbs
Feb 22Rich Bug, Poor Bug
Feb 21Jokingly Challenged
Feb 20Another Day at the Office
Feb 19A View To A Kumquat
Feb 18Up For Adopt-Shun
Feb 15What a Load of Ship
Feb 14Be Mein Valentine
Feb 13On Par With Danger
Feb 12Taking Care of Business…Sorta
Feb 11An Apple a Day Keeps the Bully Away
Feb 8This Mold House
Feb 7QuasiSNOWdo
Feb 6Banking for Babes
Feb 5Knockin’ on Heaven’s Portal
Feb 4Internot
Feb 1Friend or Foe?
Jan 31The Way of the Beret
Jan 30I’m Your Helpful Algebro
Jan 29The Final Countdown
Jan 28Put Your Cards on the Table
Jan 25If I Had a Hammer
Jan 24Natural Born Hippies
Jan 23Just My Type
Jan 22Comfort Feud
Jan 21Ignorance is Bliss…and Healthy!
Jan 18I Pity the Prophet
Jan 17A Pain in the Glasses
Jan 16Star Trek III: The Search for Wi-Fi
Jan 15My Two Scents
Jan 14It’s A Soft Knock Life
Jan 11Oh, Yes, They Call Him the Greek
Jan 10Great Expectorations
Jan 9Using Curses to Fill Your Purses
Jan 8I’m a Sucker for Cars
Jan 7It’s the Merchant Life for Me
Jan 4Kitchen Bitchin’
Jan 3Where To Go For a Good Cup of Joe
Jan 2Math Wiz…Heh-Heh, “Whiz”
Jan 1Hot Blooded


Dec 31Dream On
Dec 28Oil Have What She’s Having
Dec 27Gelt Trip
Dec 26Shine On You Crazy Menorah
Dec 25Jingle All Oy Vey
Dec 24A Gentile-man’s Guide to Hanukkah
Dec 21Sleeping Bag
Dec 20I’m a Little Bit Country
Dec 19Everything Zen
Dec 18The Roof is on Fire
Dec 17Clean Me Up, Scotty
Dec 14En Garde!
Dec 13The Slightly Inconvenient Case Scenario
Dec 12That’s Thrall Folks!
Dec 11No Use Crying Over Burnt Bread
Dec 10I’m Gettin’ Too Old for this S@#%
Dec 7Seriously, Clowns, You Freak Us Out
Dec 6The Bare Bones
Dec 5Venting My Frustration
Dec 4Shake and Bacon
Dec 3Probably From Clogged Farteries
Nov 30Sir Puffington
Nov 29Bionic Bug
Nov 28Imbecilic Indicators
Nov 27Father Christmas
Nov 26Age Before Doogie
Nov 23Step by Step Instructions
Nov 22Thanks-Taking
Nov 21Irritable Buyer Syndrome
Nov 20Buy for an Eye
Nov 19The Lure of the Luscious Lunch
Nov 16My Million Dollar Idea
Nov 15Grandsome
Nov 14A Case of the Sundays
Nov 13One Fell Dupe
Nov 12Feeling Kinda Punchy
Nov 9Slow Child Left Behind
Nov 8Best Laid Plans of God and Men
Nov 7Ground Control to Major Guru
Nov 6Theory of Rela-stink-ity
Nov 5Discrimination Against Oxidation
Nov 2Can I Get a Witness
Nov 1A Sweet Deal
Oct 31Wardrobe Malfunction
Oct 30Something WiKID This Way Comes
Oct 29Halloweenie
Oct 26Whip It Out
Oct 25I Am Challenge-Challenged
Oct 24Pre-Preschool
Oct 23For the Pastor Tells Me So
Oct 22The Naked Truth
Oct 19Miffed About Biff
Oct 18Chop Till You Drop
Oct 17Papa’s Got a Gross Old Bag
Oct 16Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel
Oct 15Indian Bummer
Oct 12Basket Case
Oct 11The Littlest Litigants
Oct 10Caught Unawares
Oct 9CannonBug Run
Oct 8Shower Me With Your Love
Oct 5Spear-ited Away
Oct 4Two Kids Enter, One Kid Leaves
Oct 3I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha
Oct 2Punch Drunk Love
Oct 1Listen All Y’all, It’s a Sabotage
Sep 28A Royal Letdown
Sep 27A Match Maid in Heaven
Sep 26Get Busy Punnin’
Sep 25Bobbing for Blasphemy
Sep 24Hindsight
Sep 21Thunderbolt and Lightning, Very, Very Debilitating
Sep 20Pocketful of Nuthin’
Sep 19Nerdspotting
Sep 18I’m Such a Boob
Sep 17Devil May Cry
Sep 14That’s How I Droll
Sep 13A Friend In Need…
Sep 12Hello My Name Is Antichrist
Sep 11Leave Me Out of It, Scotty
Sep 10The Sneeze of the Shes
Sep 7The French Confection
Sep 6Getting Attached to Technology
Sep 5Dumb Fun in the Sun
Sep 4All Hail the Refrigerator
Sep 3Bullet Time
Aug 31Prayer Etiquette – originally posted [5-6-10]
Aug 30War Funds – originally posted [3-3-10]
Aug 29Conversation Contributions – originally posted [2-5-10]
Aug 28Pizza Delivery – originally posted [1-18-10]
Aug 27Geekdom – originally posted [12-28-09]
Aug 24That’s PiaNO! I Said PiaNI!
Aug 23Yo Mama’s Day
Aug 22Rise and Whine
Aug 21Hot-Headed Actors
Aug 20Closing Ceremonies
Aug 17My No-No About Yo-Yos
Aug 16The BIG Game
Aug 15InnerBug
Aug 14Sieg Hair
Aug 13Great, Kid. Don’t Get Cocky
Aug 10Grinder Reminder
Aug 9Ode to the Man-Child
Aug 8Pillow Talk
Aug 7Roll With the Punches
Aug 6Dinnerware for the Decapitated
Aug 3Boob Tube
Aug 2You Have the Right to Remain Awesome
Aug 1Trying a Doctor’s Patients
Jul 31Which Way to Pray
Jul 30The Flirtatious Flosser
Jul 27Baby Talk
Jul 26Hurry Up And Weight
Jul 25No Questions Asked
Jul 24A Bum Eye
Jul 23It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Eternity
Jul 20Have a Good Day
Jul 19Garbageman Fan
Jul 18A River Runs Poo It
Jul 17Be All That You Can Be
Jul 16Air Éclair
Jul 13Just Flasking For Trouble
Jul 12In Support of Women
Jul 11The Star Treatment
Jul 10Comacise
Jul 9Fast Food Fears
Jul 6Visual Air Conditioning
Jul 5She’s a Real Knockout
Jul 4Third Time’s the Harm
Jul 3Fire It Up
Jul 2Little Orphan Sammie
Jun 29Bug Eat Dog
Jun 28Train of Thought
Jun 27Statue of Stupidity
Jun 26Manhattan Worder Mystery
Jun 25In a New York Minute
Jun 22Prince Harming
Jun 21I’m Not Bananas About Bananas
Jun 20No Twin Scenario
Jun 19Beady Equals Seedy
Jun 18Suck It Up
Jun 15Get Off on the Wrong Foot
Jun 14Seek and Desktroy
Jun 13Spellcheck
Jun 12Love is in the Air
Jun 11It’s Hip to be Square
Jun 8Boxtaposition
Jun 7The God Files
Jun 6Catch Twenty Poo
Jun 5Hair Bear Hunch
Jun 4Frozen in Fear
Jun 1Marriage for the Win
May 31Neverending Wedding
May 30In Defense of Wedding Dresses
May 29The Needo for a Tuxedo
May 28The Wedding Plan Man
May 25WidowMakeover
May 24Gas, Grass or Fax
May 23Confection Confession
May 22APB on the DOA
May 21Hippocratic Immunity
May 18Always Think Ahead
May 17Shampooped Out
May 16Not-So-ExtraTerrestrial
May 15The Stitch Snitch
May 14I Get No Respect
May 11A Picture is Worth a Thousand Fibs
May 10We Want a Picture, Not a Belly Itcher
May 9Hurry Up and Wait
May 8Mug Shot
May 7Out of the Picture
May 4Crappin’ on Cartwheels
May 3Thou Shalt Not Be Rude
May 2Self Esteem is Fickle
May 1Childproof Aloof
Apr 30Baptism Without Fire
Apr 27Workers Confrontation
Apr 26Asskew
Apr 25Blanket Party Pooper
Apr 24House of Shame
Apr 23A Flair for Guns
Apr 20Evil Be to Him Who Evil Thinks
Apr 19See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil
Apr 18The Root of All Evil
Apr 17A Necessary Evil
Apr 16Lesser of Two Evils
Apr 13Just Deserts
Apr 12Sportsmanship – Sudden Death
Apr 11Sportsmanship Halftime
Apr 10Sportsmanship – First Inning
Apr 9Peter Cottonfail
Apr 6Forsake a Wish
Apr 5My Number One Question About Nudist Camps
Apr 4Manila Folders – Part 2
Apr 3Manila File Folders – Part 1
Apr 2Seal of Approval
Mar 30Socratic Method for Dummies
Mar 29Fatherland
Mar 28Prehistoric Crap
Mar 27Ghost in the Drywall
Mar 26Playing Hard to Get
Mar 23Politics Make Strange Bugfellows
Mar 22Sympathy for the Devil
Mar 21The Time to Blast Has Passed
Mar 20March Mania
Mar 19Boneheaded Butlers
Mar 16A Cocktail For Disaster
Mar 15The Topic of Cancer
Mar 14You Call This Archaeology?
Mar 13Flora From Heaven
Mar 12Daylight Hazing Time
Mar 9When Harry Met Sally (Directors Cut)
Mar 8Envying Arizona
Mar 7A Great White Lark
Mar 6Rhodes Squadron
Mar 5HeadEx
Mar 2The Unmasked Avenger
Mar 1Hospital Hospitality
Feb 29The Trouble With Table Tennis
Feb 28(Not So) Technical Support
Feb 27Legacy of the Asses
Feb 24A Blight For Sore Eyes
Feb 23Why I Don’t Wear Hawaiian Shirts
Feb 22Read Between the Whines
Feb 21Kickin’ Around Phrases
Feb 20Rise of the Planet of the Flags
Feb 17Buns of Feel
Feb 16Ken Gets Burned
Feb 15Root of the Problem
Feb 14Valentine’s Day Gifts
Feb 13Valentine’s Day Eve
Feb 10Kiss Off
Feb 9Seduced By Mister E.
Feb 8Socially Lubed
Feb 7We Got a Funky Kind of Love
Feb 6Courtship Consultation
Feb 3Super Bowl Party Pooper
Feb 2The Fellowship of the Super Bowl
Feb 1Regarding Hippies
Jan 31Bratzilla
Jan 30Up a War Without a Paddle
Jan 27How NOT To Be Sick
Jan 26How To Be Sick – Part 4
Jan 25How To Be Sick – Part 3
Jan 24How To Be Sick – Part 2
Jan 23How To Be Sick – Part 1
Jan 20Malicious Melodies
Jan 19Office Supply Injuries
Jan 18Babbling Bodaciously
Jan 17An Alarming Appliance
Jan 16Soot First, Ash Questions Later
Jan 13If I Were a Rich Man
Jan 12Kidney Failure
Jan 11Pesky Lil’ Padawans
Jan 10Guilt Does a Body Good
Jan 9Golden Cower
Jan 6Dr. TooGood
Jan 5Sleeping Moody
Jan 4The Geek Won’t Inherit the Earth
Jan 3The Fashionable Ninja
Jan 2Bitter About Glitter


Dec 30It’s A New Year, Baby!
Dec 29Sled Till Yer Dead
Dec 28Pining for a Porch
Dec 27Pace Yourself, Quasimodo
Dec 26Happy Birthday to Snooze
Dec 23The Gift of the Magi -Part IV
Dec 22The Gift of the Magi – Part III
Dec 21The Gift of the Magi – Part II
Dec 20The Gift of the Magi – Part I
Dec 19Gift Of The Magi (Preamble)
Dec 16Chief Sitting Bug
Dec 15Blood, Sweat…But No Tears
Dec 14The Man with the Golden Neck
Dec 13World Flame War II
Dec 12Crazy Hates Company
Dec 9Troubled Truant Tracker
Dec 8A Period of Time
Dec 7There’s No Place Like Jail
Dec 6Facing My Demons
Dec 5In Defense of Flinchers
Dec 2Shake Yer Blues Away
Dec 1Sideshow Jobs
Nov 30A Real Pain in the Brain
Nov 29Anyone for Tennis?
Nov 28The Brave and the Bold
Nov 25The Flat Out Truth
Nov 24A Harem of Holidays
Nov 23My Senior Moments
Nov 22My Inner Travelogue
Nov 21Sneak a Squeak
Nov 18Bait and Switch
Nov 17Tarzan’t
Nov 16A Healthy Marriage
Nov 15Up, Up and No Way
Nov 14Peerless Pressure
Nov 11How to Abduct Me
Nov 10Night of the Living Supervisor
Nov 9Old Gray Jesus, He Ain’t What He Used to Be
Nov 8Dig It
Nov 7Breakfast of Sex Champions
Nov 4The Allure of Super-Coat
Nov 3Toss My Salad
Nov 2Aging Sucks
Nov 1Steal a Few Winks
Oct 31Treats are Tricky
Oct 28Hallowscreams VS Chrismush
Oct 27Halloween Memories – Part 2
Oct 26Halloween Hyperbole
Oct 25Halloween Memories
Oct 24Hallowfiends
Oct 21My Vacuum Cleaner PSA
Oct 20A Detonation of Dirty Dust
Oct 19Similes for Soil-Suckers
Oct 18A Compulsion to Clean
Oct 17Vacuum Cleaner Demeanor
Oct 14Hot Air Balloon: THE MOVIE!
Oct 13Aww, Aren’t They Cute?
Oct 12Life is but a Dream
Oct 11Broaching Cannibalism
Oct 10Dark Bug of the Sith
Oct 7The Thrill of Mediocrity
Oct 6Flossing is a Real Phus
Oct 5Ditzy Gypsy
Oct 4A Black Eye for Black Eyes
Oct 3Mother of God
Sep 30Barbarian SATs
Sep 29How to Pillage a Village
Sep 28Barbarian Table Manners
Sep 27For the Stylish Savage
Sep 26Bugbarian Week
Sep 23The Terrible Two
Sep 22Double O Bug (Part 2)
Sep 21Mating Calls
Sep 20Advertising Hell
Sep 19The Handicapable Swordfighter
Sep 16Ignorance Was Bliss
Sep 15Obtaining Jet Boots
Sep 14Barking Up the Wrong Tree
Sep 13Hospital Helper
Sep 12Respect for the Family Photographer
Sep 9Back to School
Sep 8Summer Bummer
Sep 7Scheduling Conflict
Sep 6Dapper Keeper
Sep 5School’s in, Sucka’
Sep 2Having a Mace Up Your Sleeve
Sep 1The Gigantic Downturn
Aug 31I’m Batbug
Aug 30Cactus Competition
Aug 29Debunking Women’s Intuition
Aug 26The God Couple
Aug 25Dude!
Aug 24Take the Plunge
Aug 23Bad News for Hikers
Aug 22Checks, Change and Children
Aug 19Yo-Yo Injuries (Uncommon)
Aug 18Yo-Yo Injuries (Common)
Aug 17Blinded by Mad Science
Aug 16My Feelings On Funerals
Aug 15Swing and a Miss
Aug 12Smarty at the Arty Party
Aug 11Bug Odyssey
Aug 10My Dictionary is a Real Lemon
Aug 9Picturesque Passages
Aug 8Church Hospital
Aug 4Taut Political Thrillers
Aug 3Eating Your Way to 100
Aug 2Swordsmith Blues
Aug 1Better Sorry Than Safe
Jul 29A Violent Vacation
Jul 28The Spy Who Revolted Me
Jul 27Healer Hooky
Jul 26Longing to Lollygag
Jul 25Just Call Me Hank
Jul 22No Sumo for Youmo
Jul 21Heavenly Hyperbole
Jul 20Top Bug
Jul 19The Moms Shall Inherit the Earth
Jul 18Doing Away with D-Bags
Jul 15Not the Smartest Artist
Jul 14The Muse of Misery
Jul 13The Art of Clothing
Jul 12The Three P’s
Jul 11How to be an Artist
Jul 8Heaven Help Us
Jul 7I am the Lizard King
Jul 6The Trouble with Tasers
Jul 5Laundromat for Dictators
Jul 4Exploding With Independence
Jul 1Grape Nuts Incarnate
Jun 30Bullets and Bodyguards
Jun 29Satan Be Praised
Jun 28Tree’s Company
Jun 27Anti-Amish Alliteration
Jun 24Lethal Weapon
Jun 23Exasperated Egyptian
Jun 22Terminator: Restitution
Jun 21Battling Bowlers
Jun 20Satan Rules
Jun 17Quiet Riot
Jun 16Pirate Parents
Jun 15Penny For Your Thoughts
Jun 14Lil’ Typhoid Mary
Jun 13My Cemetery Inclination
Jun 10Castle Hassle
Jun 9Hostage Taker / Heartbreaker
Jun 8A Cavalcade of Characters
Jun 7Non-Essential Personnel
Jun 6Quiet But Lethal
Jun 3Aw Heck, a Turtleneck
Jun 2Sorcerer in the Slammer
Jun 1The Only Way To Fly
May 31Comic Striptease
May 30The Big Picture
May 27Where No Bug Has Gone Before
May 26Just Desserts
May 25All’s Fair in Love and Grenades
May 24Skirt the Issue
May 23The Path to Pessimism
May 20Nice Dads Finish Last
May 19Gold Digger
May 18Getting Rid of Your Car (Disadvantages)
May 17Getting Rid of Your Car (Advantages)
May 16My Calling Card
May 13You Gotta Keep ’em Separated
May 12The Evolution of Squirt Guns
May 11One Man’s Treat is Another Man’s Poison
May 10Trials And Tribulations
May 9My Battle with Cancer
May 6Anti-Antichrist
May 5Shout at the Devil
May 4Hungry as Hell
May 3Mark of the Beast
May 2Beelzebaby
Apr 29Nothing to Sneeze At
Apr 28Scepter Objector
Apr 27Pet Grieves
Apr 26Eyes Buggin’ Out
Apr 25Marriage Carriage
Apr 22Office Français
Apr 21DeFUNbrillator
Apr 20Appetite Through the Ages
Apr 19Love The One You’re With
Apr 18God is NOT My Co-pilot
Apr 15Handling Harassment
Apr 14HarassMANt
Apr 13Types of Harassment
Apr 12Origins of Harassment
Apr 11An Amassment of Harassment
Apr 8Web Of Doom
Apr 7Bugfoot
Apr 6Regular As Clockwork
Apr 5Play Dead
Apr 4Hug It Out
Apr 1Post Cinematic Rap Session
Mar 31On The Edge Of My Seat
Mar 30Popcorn Bucket Blues
Mar 29Theater Trek
Mar 28Movie Knight
Mar 25Shanghai Surprise
Mar 24Hippy 101
Mar 23Double Trouble
Mar 22Walk It Off
Mar 21Talent Low
Mar 18Delay of the Dragon
Mar 17Scared Straight
Mar 16After These Messages
Mar 15Den Of Iniquity
Mar 14Food for Thought
Mar 11Curling Up with a Good Book
Mar 10Sawfully Unnecessary
Mar 9Piano Lesson
Mar 8Vampire Enquire
Mar 7Bug Of The Cloth
Mar 4Super Size Me
Mar 3Checkin’ For Killers
Mar 2Posing With My Posse
Mar 1Judge-Mental
Feb 28Bug Brothers
Feb 25Movies I’m Dying to See
Feb 24Jerk Frost
Feb 23Flame Off
Feb 22Tinkle Troubles
Feb 21Phone Home
Feb 18Home Ec Dreck
Feb 17Goin’ Out In Style
Feb 16Face Value
Feb 15Dork Master
Feb 14Luv Coupons
Feb 11The Problem With Short Arms
Feb 10Conning Yer Co-Workers
Feb 9Saloon Doors
Feb 8Vegetarians VS Atkins
Feb 7An Eruption of Knowledge
Feb 4Prettify Your Potty
Feb 3School of Thought
Feb 2Identifying Your Insolvency
Feb 1Fashion Bug
Jan 31What To Bellow
Jan 28The ‘Ol Summertime Sneak-Out
Jan 27No More Tears
Jan 26Baptism Bloopers
Jan 25Bedtime Bestiary
Jan 24The Brighter Side of Banishment
Jan 21Any Last Words?
Jan 20Slim Pickins at the Buddy Buffet
Jan 19Strike a Pose
Jan 18Time’s Up
Jan 17No Shirt, No Shoes, No Way in Hell
Jan 14That’s What Friends Are For
Jan 13Taxes are so Taxing
Jan 12Meanwhile, on ESPN 7…
Jan 11Bright Eyed And Bushy Tailed
Jan 10Ramp It Up
Jan 7Lightning Bug
Jan 6It’s The Hard Knock Life
Jan 5Junctions Of Compunction
Jan 4Best Lookin’ Dude on the Milk Carton
Jan 3A Medicinal Cold War


Dec 31You Say You Want a Resolution
Dec 30Cone Of Power
Dec 29Beelzebanquet
Dec 28Virus Vacations
Dec 27Bug’s Yer Uncle
Dec 24A Christmas Cacophony – Epilogue
Dec 23A Christmas Cacophony – Chapter IV
Dec 22A Christmas Cacophony – Episode III
Dec 21A Christmas Cacophony – Act II
Dec 20A Christmas Cacophony – Part 1
Dec 17An Entrancing Entrance
Dec 16Mama Drama
Dec 15The New Guy
Dec 14Skynet – Phase 1
Dec 13Winter Safety
Dec 10Bugified Comics
Dec 9Cops And Jobbers
Dec 8How Not to Impress a Girl
Dec 7Plunging Prepubescents
Dec 6Advancements in Looting
Dec 3Crocodile Dumbdee
Dec 2Macho Man
Dec 1Have Yourself a Selfish Little Christmas
Nov 30The Disappointed Dead
Nov 29So Sez The Fez
Nov 26My Way or the Highway
Nov 25Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous
Nov 24Y2Kreatures
Nov 23Hell On Wheels
Nov 22The Eventual Exhumation
Nov 19When You Assume…
Nov 18Tales to Excite
Nov 17Knowing is Half the Battle
Nov 16Ramblin’ Man
Nov 15Burglar Beatdown
Nov 12The Specialist
Nov 11Handicapable Cartoonist
Nov 10The Comeback Kid
Nov 9Exit Strategy
Nov 8Brief Round
Nov 5Manly Exclamations
Nov 4Ready, Boots? Start Walkin’
Nov 3Deathmatch
Nov 2Pick A Card
Nov 1Pet Peeves
Oct 29The Zombie Quiz
Oct 28No Zombie! No Zombie! Stop!
Oct 27Job Of The Dead
Oct 26Zombie Saturation
Oct 25Creature Feature
Oct 22Autobiography
Oct 21Maximum Overdrive
Oct 20Sex Dungeon
Oct 19Heir to the Empire
Oct 18A Crying Shame
Oct 15Phone Skills
Oct 14Killjoy
Oct 13Hunting Annoying Things
Oct 12The Hot Chick
Oct 11Columbus Day
Oct 8Dinner Party
Oct 7Auctioning Your Life
Oct 6Life: The Video Game
Oct 5Be Prepared
Oct 4Breakfast
Oct 1Acing The Interview
Sep 30Nudist Camps
Sep 29Arrested Development
Sep 28Aqua-Car
Sep 27High Society
Sep 24Panic Power
Sep 23Gift Of Life
Sep 22Website Woes
Sep 21Terms Of Impalement
Sep 20Soul To Squeeze
Sep 17Children’s Books
Sep 16Romantic Upgrades
Sep 15Delivery Room
Sep 14The Boring Babbler
Sep 13Motorcycle Safety
Sep 10I’m Confused
Sep 9Clowns
Sep 8Sacrifice
Sep 7Mostly Armless
Sep 6Stupid Transmitted Disease
Sep 3Witness Relocation Program
Sep 2Music Man
Sep 1Let’s Get Ready To Rumble
Aug 31Algebra
Aug 30Cannibalism
Aug 27Views On Phone Books
Aug 26Cults
Aug 25Jury Duty
Aug 24Sunglasses
Aug 23Harry Porker
Aug 20Advantages To Being A Woman
Aug 19Risky Business
Aug 18Casa De Rehab
Aug 17Dancing Part 2
Aug 16Dancing Part 1
Aug 13Jumping the Shark
Aug 12Office Odors
Aug 11Cell Phone Dilemma
Aug 10Slip ‘N Slide
Aug 9Adopt A Bug
Aug 6Butlers
Aug 5Bald Bug
Aug 4Agony Of Defeat
Aug 3Sexual Harassment
Aug 2Seatbelts
Jul 30Terminal Illness
Jul 29Zombie Bait
Jul 28Ghost Bug
Jul 27Short Guys (Cons)
Jul 26Short Guys (Pros)
Jul 23Cheating
Jul 22Executioner
Jul 21Dance Fever
Jul 20Thoughtless Jerk
Jul 19The Mummy Returns
Jul 16Pizza Problems
Jul 15Post Office Scavenger Hunt
Jul 14The Avenger
Jul 13Bug Olympics
Jul 12Bug Hunt
Jul 9The Survivor Audition Tape
Jul 8Nervous Breakdown
Jul 7Fall Fashions
Jul 6Whenever…
Jul 5Get Funky
Jul 2Random Thoughts
Jul 1Lost Sneeze
Jun 30Double O Bug
Jun 29Bug Merch
Jun 28Whip It
Jun 25PBS
Jun 24Castaway
Jun 23Walkathon
Jun 22Evil Corporations
Jun 21Why Girls Like Guys
Jun 18Nuclear Blast Radius
Jun 17Jesus’ Friend
Jun 16For The Haters
Jun 15Donating Body to Science
Jun 14What Slacks Lack
Jun 11Newborns Suck
Jun 10Peacemaker
Jun 9Dealing With Kidnappers
Jun 8Secret Agent Man
Jun 7Sex, Lies and Blu-ray Players
Jun 4Energy Drinks
Jun 3Bump In The Night
Jun 2Mr Flipped Up Collar
May 31Smooth Criminal
May 28How Tan Are You?
May 27Stupid Baby Name Police
May 26Auto Mechanics
May 25Attitudes On Platitudes
May 24Trashed
May 21Getting Up For Work
May 20Westerns
May 19Not So Sexy
May 18Inheritance
May 17Game Shows
May 14Marriage Proposals
May 13Amen
May 12Path To Adulthood
May 11Bug Theaters
May 10We Don’t Need Another Hero
May 7Morning Me
May 6Prayer Etiquette
May 5Stupid Criminals
May 4Ode To Joy
May 3Mysterious Bruises
Apr 30Hero or a Zero
Apr 29Yacht VS Small TV
Apr 28Spot The Immigrant
Apr 27TV Me
Apr 26Want VS Need
Apr 23It’s Ninja Time
Apr 22Whistlers, Hummers and “Dum-De-Dummers”
Apr 21Organ Donor
Apr 20Watch Where Yer Goin’
Apr 19I Hate Church
Apr 16Tea Time
Apr 15Sky Rockets In Flight
Apr 14Lousy Lineage
Apr 13Bathroom Blitzkrieg
Apr 12Love Lessons
Apr 9An Army of Fun
Apr 8Gamblin’ Guardians
Apr 7Unpopular Cereal
Apr 6I Hate Meetings
Apr 5Walkabout
Apr 2Vampire Blues
Apr 1E-Book Burning
Mar 31Ocean Messages
Mar 30Take This Job
Mar 29Soulmate
Mar 26Skipping Isn’t Gay
Mar 25Smooth Operator
Mar 24DC Heroes
Mar 23Your Funeral
Mar 22A Time To Slap
Mar 19Magneto Me
Mar 18Robot Holocaust
Mar 17Types Of Sickness
Mar 16The Truth About Birthdays
Mar 15Puzzle Corner
Mar 12Company Names
Mar 11Hunting Options
Mar 10Dead Honest
Mar 9Birth Control
Mar 870’s Film Stars
Mar 5Adulthood / Childhood
Mar 4Parachuting
Mar 3War Funds
Mar 2Irrational Fears
Mar 1Everybody Wants to Rule the World
Feb 26Sellout
Feb 25Blinded By Science
Feb 24Award for Deadliness
Feb 23Noisy Nookie
Feb 22Interesting Characters
Feb 19Weight Loss
Feb 18Dreamscape
Feb 17Clothing Citizenship
Feb 16Funk Bug
Feb 15Baby Fears
Feb 12Love Poem
Feb 11Breaking Up
Feb 10Types of Relationships
Feb 9Love Sentences
Feb 8Desperate Measures
Feb 5Conversation Contributions
Feb 4Crucify
Feb 3Drunken Master
Feb 2Office Species
Feb 1Segway
Jan 29Midget Ninja
Jan 28Rollercoasters
Jan 27Crummy Gift
Jan 26Out Of Shape
Jan 25Astronauts
Jan 22Execute
Jan 21Sex 101
Jan 20Triathlon Organizers
Jan 19Falling Down
Jan 18Pizza Delivery
Jan 15Causing A Scene
Jan 14Chair Of Doom
Jan 13Have You Ever
Jan 12Kiddie KungFu
Jan 11Hands Free
Jan 8Funeral Arrangements
Jan 7Hopeless
Jan 6Action Movies
Jan 5Aliens
Jan 4Resolutions
Jan 12010 Preview Pt 4


Dec 312010 Preview Pt 3
Dec 302010 Preview Pt 2
Dec 292010 Preview Pt 1
Dec 28Geekdom
Dec 25Old Man Winter
Dec 24All I Want For Christmas
Dec 23Dress Code
Dec 22Ugly Kids
Dec 21Atheists in Heaven
Dec 18Spoiler Sport
Dec 17Hang Gliders
Dec 16Eulogy
Dec 15Rock Preparedness
Dec 14Sleepwalking
Dec 11Bug Theater
Dec 10Star Wars
Dec 9Fightin’ Words
Dec 8Children’s Questions
Dec 7The Single Male
Dec 4Protesting
Dec 3Gift Horse
Dec 2Dear Technology
Dec 1Playing The Percentages
Nov 30Time For Torture
Nov 27Old Age
Nov 26Don’t Panic!
Nov 25I Hate Nice
Nov 24That Guy
Nov 23Categorizing Criminals
Nov 20For Your Consideration
Nov 19Bedside Manner
Nov 18Scarface
Nov 17Bucket List
Nov 16TechnoLove
Nov 13Pirate Week 5
Nov 12Zombie Week 4
Nov 11Zombie Week 3
Nov 10Zombie Week 2
Nov 9Zombie Week 1
Nov 6Amnesia
Nov 5Secret Rooms
Nov 4Web Design
Nov 3Cat’s Eye
Nov 2Old Joke
Oct 30Halloween Part 2
Oct 29Halloween Part 1
Oct 282013
Oct 27Even Steven
Oct 26Love Fuzz
Oct 23Dating
Oct 22Lion Tamer
Oct 21Apartment
Oct 20Coolness
Oct 19Letter