A View To A Kumquat by Adam | Feb 19, 2013 | 43 comments Comic title runners up: From Raspberry With Love You Only Lime Twice The Man With the Golden Gun (unmodified) Sound off if you got a good fruit-themed Bond movie title. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 43 Comments AckAckAck on February 19, 2013 at 12:13 am Some fruits are pretty lethal to human though… http://bookofjoe.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5dea53ef01538fff25b2970b-800wi Reply verTigO on February 19, 2013 at 2:41 am Durianother day Reply Kellie on February 19, 2013 at 12:17 am Quantum of Strawberries Reply Craig L on February 19, 2013 at 12:18 am Could’ve gone more apple-centered, for “The Man With the Golden Delicious Gun” or “GoldenDeliciousEye”. “From Chiquita With Love” “Kumquats of Solace” “GoldFig” “OctoPomegranate” Oh, you wanted GOOD fruit-themed Bond movie titles… Reply ninelen on February 19, 2013 at 12:22 am I came up with a lot of really bad puns, but these were my favorites: Damsons are Forever Lime and Let Die Octopeach A View to a Kumquat License to Kiwi Quantum of Strawberries Reply qka on February 20, 2013 at 11:29 am Carmen Miranda Rights? Reply Von on February 19, 2013 at 12:28 am From Pomegranite with Love Thunderbanana On Her Majestey’s Secret Strawberry Starfruitraker Kumquat of Solace Reply markhh on February 19, 2013 at 3:41 pm On Her Majesty’s Secret Strawberry I went to a very bad place with this one and now need mind bleach. Reply Llama118 on February 19, 2013 at 12:29 am ♦ Octopeachy ♦ Lime-cense to Kill ♦ Melonraker ♦ On Her Mandarine’s Secret Service Reply Adam on February 19, 2013 at 7:43 am I like Octopeachy. Reply Von on February 19, 2013 at 12:29 am Durian Another Day! Reply KJ on February 19, 2013 at 12:49 am James Bond: Do you expect me to eat this fruit salad? Auric Foodfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIET! Reply Jeff Clough on February 19, 2013 at 2:14 am *LIKE* (where’s the Like Button, Adam?) Reply Adam on February 19, 2013 at 7:47 am A while back I tried installing a plugin that allowed commenters to like (or dislike) comments. Darn thing just wouldn’t work right. Reply Jeff Clough on February 20, 2013 at 12:10 am Hey, at least you tried. Thanks! Reply majdan on February 19, 2013 at 9:17 am Two thumbs up! Reply Ryan on February 19, 2013 at 1:04 am ♦ Cherry Royale ♦ The Watermelon Is Not Enough ♦ Tamarillo Never Dies ♦ The Living Date Plums ♦ Guavafinger ♦ From Russia With Cranberries and if I may extend this to meats, ♦ License to Kielbasa Reply rain on February 19, 2013 at 1:08 am Tamarind Never Dies Thunder Melon Ball The Mango With the Golden Gun Kumquat of Solace (all lists must include kumquat somewhere) For Your Papayas Only On Her Majesty’s Secret Pomegranate Reply Adam on February 19, 2013 at 7:45 am Aaugh! Why didn’t I see The Mango With the Golden Gun?! That’s a great one. Reply CRK81 on February 19, 2013 at 1:22 am I’d have gone with ‘The Man with the Golden Delicious’. You know, like the type of apple? No? Fine, I’ll let myself out. Reply Andy on February 19, 2013 at 2:47 pm I was thinking the same thing. They are indeed delicious. Reply Fettuccini on February 19, 2013 at 1:53 am -Melonball -The Mango With the Golden Gun -For Your Limes Only -Tomato Never Dies Reply Craig on February 19, 2013 at 2:09 am SkyFruit Reply Jeff Clough on February 19, 2013 at 2:41 am 1. Dr. Noni 2. From Russia with Lemon 3. Grapefinger 4. Thimbleberry 5. You Only Lime Twice 6. On Her Majesty’s Peach–rite Service 7. Durians are Forever 8. Lemon let Lime 9. The Mangosteen with the Golden Gun 10. The Spy who Loved Melons 11. Melonraker (again…I know. Used already) 12. For Your Ita Palms only 13. Octopapaya 14. A View to a Key Lime 15. The Liming Date-lights 16. Lime-sence to Kiwi 17. Grapefruit Eye (lame) 18. Tomato Never Dies (pronounced To-MAH-to, so it’s different…shut up) 19. The Watermelon’s Not Enough 20. Diet Another Date 21. Cherimoya Royale 22. Quantum of Starfruit 23. Skyfig Reply Adam on February 19, 2013 at 7:49 am I like The Spy Who Loved Melons. Reply Drakey on February 19, 2013 at 3:03 am Man, Goldeneye is almost impossible to do that with. Goldenlime? Grapey-eye? Reply Gadzinisko on February 19, 2013 at 3:32 am Why not “You Only Peel Twice”? Reply Bonjo on February 19, 2013 at 3:46 am Wedding Bells Today, Cantaloupe Tomorrow. Reply Bonjo on February 19, 2013 at 3:47 am Also would’ve accepted, “I Artichoke Ya”. Reply Argobot on February 19, 2013 at 5:52 am Rofl, I’m not going to attempt such foolery today but thems some good ones! Reply Lawton on February 19, 2013 at 7:20 am The Man with the Golden Delicious Reply Dabisnit on February 19, 2013 at 7:50 am Man with the Molden Gun Reply majdan on February 19, 2013 at 9:23 am You know, Adam, you could add a “I need…” feature to the website where you could solicit ideas for an upcoming strip. “I need variations of 007 movie titles using fruit puns.” If there are any true gems, they could appear in thath upcoming strip. Let some of your readers be “in” the strip in addition to commenting on it. Even if the ideas are all stinkers, it could be a fun diversion. Just a random thought… Reply LanceThruster on February 19, 2013 at 10:01 am Can I buy $5 worth of whatever you’ve been smoking? xD Reply Baenlynn on February 19, 2013 at 11:49 am Lychee to Kill Quandong of Solace Reply Rhea on February 19, 2013 at 12:04 pm Many of these are great and I won’t try to top them. I’m just surprised that it’s gone this long without anyone citing Monty Python’s “How to Defend Yourself Against Fresh Fruit”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w And ditto on Lance Thruster’s question, Adam, though I’m not usually into hallucinogens. Reply Lord Raa on February 19, 2013 at 12:33 pm Cassis Royale Never Say Nectarine Again Date Another Day Reply Fannonymous on February 27, 2013 at 1:53 am This was done on Family Matters by Steve Urkle. Reply Gz on March 2, 2013 at 10:39 pm I LOL’d at the villain in third panel Reply GG on March 5, 2013 at 11:54 pm Choose a globe you want to visitor upon and then click the actual “Guest” switch. GG http://www.google.com Reply Col Klink on April 7, 2013 at 9:14 am Not too fruity, The Man with the Golden Bun ‘Kay folks, how about some fanfic to go with those titles? Reply RaptorTaco on May 7, 2013 at 11:47 am License to Peel Reply VaguelyCreepy on June 8, 2013 at 10:24 am I was going to suggest “Piefall,” but then I remembered that there are non-fruit-based pies. It would be a disaster – at the sight of the first custard pie, the audience would stand up and rush the box office, demanding refunds as they brandish half-eaten produce. One consessioner would have to be rushed to the hospital for grievous coconut wounds. Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. 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