Award for Deadliness by Adam | Feb 24, 2010 | 23 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 23 Comments Captain Scratchy on February 23, 2010 at 9:12 pm If I had to choose which award to be attacked with, I'd choose the Oscar, wielded by a mildly perturbed Dame Judi Dench. Reply brenatevi on February 24, 2010 at 12:06 pm If we're going to go that route…. I'd hand an Oscar to Arnold schwarzenegger… Everyone would be either laughing or confused, until he brained them. Reply trink on May 22, 2010 at 3:20 pm You spelled "its" wrong!! I'm a Grammar Nazi. Reply Neon Cookies! on March 19, 2011 at 4:18 am Where? I am also a Grammar Nazi but I don't see it spelled wrong any where.. Reply Iforwhat on November 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm You see the way he is using it, that is a contraction for it is. Reply Dan on December 6, 2011 at 10:59 pm Actually he’s not using it as a contraction but ‘it’s’ with the apostrophe is still correct because it’s possessive the he’s using it. Reply Dan on December 6, 2011 at 11:01 pm Oops, I forgot to put *way in between ‘the’ and ‘he’s’ at the end there. Reply Ed Casey on February 9, 2012 at 7:01 am Am I the only one who noticed that this so-called “grammar nazi” mispunctuated her or his comment? Reply Shiiv on May 26, 2010 at 7:27 pm you fail at being a grammar nazi, he used 'it's' as a contraction for it is lightweight. its is a possessive and would be used as in 'its wings are razor sharp'. see http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling Reply Wobar on June 6, 2010 at 1:32 pm No, he was referring to "it's gold-plated". Reply fawkes on June 14, 2010 at 4:53 pm no he's right he was using it's possessively- should be its gold plated, brittanium body. body is the object being possessed. Reply jebby on June 17, 2010 at 4:40 am You're both right. He used it incorrectly in the second panel, and correctly in the third. Reply NazifortheNazi on November 4, 2010 at 7:58 am My god, didn't they teach you proper English at school? The dude is right in both the panels! It's gold-plated > it is gold-plated. Shiiv is also right. I personally prefer the 4th one: the art of deception! This shit is beyond awesome! xD Reply Kimi on November 26, 2010 at 8:10 am Then it would be: "It is gold-plated, Britannium body is perfect for delivering blunt-force trauma." They're right; it should not be a contraction. Reply Flynn on August 29, 2011 at 7:34 am Kimi, you didn’t get it. It’s gold-plated Birtannium body. Britannium and gold-plated are adjectives. Reply Kurt Sasso on November 8, 2010 at 4:29 pm Personally I'd use The JUNO… because it's Canadian we don't really know what it does… We can never test it out because, we never get invaded by zombies. We can never see it's potential because it doesn't even work on our Politicians… forget this and give me a Country Music Award. Reply Kimi on November 26, 2010 at 8:13 am lolz! I'd just go flying at them swinging my semi-cheap but heavy, metal, piano awards. Break some bones… Reply Eric P on January 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm I'm the guy that no one notices and am proud of it! TREMBLE BEFORE MY NATURAL NINJA WAYS!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Reply Handgunman on March 9, 2011 at 1:45 pm He's using the tony award wrong. What you do is detach the globe and chuck it at them like a baseball Reply Jonathan on November 25, 2011 at 7:05 am I think the Galloping Gobbler would suffice nicely…nice and heavy. Reply Izzie on May 27, 2013 at 7:13 pm Meh, I’d just smack ’em in the head with my Gymnastics Award’s base. The lady on it is plastic, so might as well use the granite(I think)base. Reply Axel on September 30, 2014 at 4:57 pm za Reply Ausar on January 14, 2016 at 11:02 pm I hope I’m not too late I would give Leonardo DiCaprio an Oscar and tell him that he can keep it if he can beat the enemy Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.