I’m fairly sure that beer goggles have predated the existence of eyepatches, but those *increased* the number of eye gougings per capita. Panel 2 is a lie!
The somalian pirate joke is both cruel and hilarious at the same time! Oh God I’m dying xD
I think the problem is mainly on the seller. I mean he’s obviously on the wrong business. He should open moustche shop rather than eye patch shop.
Yeah. There is a distinct shortage of good ‘staches here.
There’s always Toggle from Doonesbury.
Ninny? Ninny? Who calls anybody a Ninny on the Internet? The Internet insult lexicon starts with ‘Douchebag’ before working up to ‘Nazi’ via ‘Pedophile’. Everybody knows this.
I think I’ll start calling people “ninny” online. Just the novelty of it would get their goat
Only a ninny would limit their insults to such crude expressions, Etrigan.
Huh? Listen, the Internet was invented so people could be anonymously rude to each other. I should know, my employer did it, albeit before my time there.
I think if he advertised them as special Nick Fury patches, there could be a boom of business! I mean who is cooler than the man who can assemble the Avengers? *just sayin!*
I love the store name, “the trendy cyclops”!
Arr, those landlubbers! If you want to be a real pirate, you need your eye patch – along with your wooden leg and your hat/ headkerchief! Send those Somalian phonies to Davy Jones’ locker!
LOVE “The Trendy Cyclops” proprietor’s mustache! And yes, the name of his shop is top-notch!
haha .. the eyepatch looks more like a ‘mono’kini
I think there is plenty of business for eyepatches!
Just check all the names!
In the 1973 movie The Three Musketeers, the villain Rochefort ( Christopher Lee), had an awesome eyepatch. He kept lifting it to see what was going on. His mustache wasn’t bad either.
A truly contemporary pirate costume would be a banker’s outfit.
Government (and who they enable) is the most successful form of banditry.
love the last panel
My son just mentioned that if a cyclops were to wear an eyepatch – ” Wouldn’t that make me blind? ” How trendy could one be stumbling around? Like the Nick Fury eyepatch idea.
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