Categorizing Criminals by Adam | Nov 23, 2009 | 68 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 68 Comments Peska on November 23, 2009 at 2:16 am Having paid for some form of college education for the last 15 years….I appreciate this strip! Reply Angi on February 3, 2010 at 4:57 am definately real. The bill scares the living crap out of me… Reply Angi on April 13, 2010 at 6:57 pm YOUR NAME IS SPELLED LIKE MINE!!! YOU ROCK!!!!! Reply Angi on June 9, 2010 at 5:45 am NOOO>>>>>>YOU>>>>>ROCK!!!!!!!!! Reply Bradenton on September 4, 2011 at 5:53 pm woah my name is…. hha jk Reply NathanBlack on March 21, 2010 at 3:22 am The most advanced mugger…"I'm from the IRS". Reply R M on November 4, 2010 at 12:54 pm LMAO perfect!! Reply Joreal on June 20, 2011 at 1:28 pm “Here’s yo’ Audit.” Reply Rachael on April 10, 2010 at 4:27 pm The comic itself was hilarious, but NathanBlack….i nearly peed my pants. Thank you! Reply Elle on May 2, 2010 at 11:28 pm My neighbor works for the IRS, and he loves to call people at work around tax season so IRS shows up on their caller id. Reply BobTheTurdEater on March 26, 2011 at 12:49 pm yum… Reply DJ on April 13, 2010 at 3:45 pm Best site on the web Reply Blindy on April 13, 2010 at 5:32 pm the college one, so god damned true man, im looking forward to paying back my student loan for the next 25 years. Reply Angi on April 13, 2010 at 6:58 pm My boyfriend owes 94,000 for an associates at a music school… what the hell is going on!!! they are robbing us! Reply Jigsaw @ Last Res0rt on April 26, 2010 at 6:30 am $94K for a two year degree?! Where the heck did he go to school, Fort Knox Academy? Reply mike on February 10, 2011 at 3:07 pm maybe he went to Julliard. Reply Darcy on April 14, 2010 at 3:26 pm oh shit ITS THE IRS!!!! xD Reply Thomas on April 15, 2010 at 2:13 am Then it is nice to live in Denmark, Where everybody is able to get an education. Because it's absolotely free 😀 Reply Chris on April 15, 2010 at 9:58 am It's not free, your taxes pay for it. Reply MikeG on April 26, 2010 at 9:19 am judging by the fact that you cannot spell absolutely, I gather a paid education is more worth while 😀 Reply Seedybee on April 27, 2010 at 1:08 am And I suppose your paid education means you can spell absolutely perfectly in Danish… Reply Jubularrr on July 29, 2011 at 5:16 pm BURRRN Reply Meow on April 29, 2010 at 10:27 pm Damn true! I rather pay for education via taxes granting that everyone can have one. And if my English sucks, because I got it for free, then excuse me, plz ;o))) (Still guess your Danish wouldn't be a hit either ;o)))) Reply Bina on April 8, 2011 at 10:57 pm Oh how I wish we here in the states would adopt the education and healthcare "socialism" the majority of the rest of the free world employs. Seriously! I'd rather pay for it in taxes then have the 28000$ hospital debt and the 49000$ education debt I currently have. Reply salmonBone on April 17, 2010 at 8:24 am This is the one that made me follow your site. BRAVO Reply lula on April 26, 2010 at 6:11 am omg xD super cool Reply MikeG on April 26, 2010 at 9:25 am This is what your sentence should have looked like: Then it is nice to live in Denmark, where everybody is able to get an education as it is absolutely free. Notice there is no capital "W" after a comma and no need for a period after education. I would expect you to know these things though with your free education and all. Reply Amelia on December 9, 2010 at 8:25 am Tell me MikeG, how is that second language of yours? Basic, Average, Good, Excellent or let me guess… Non-Existing? Reply Pink Floyd on March 4, 2015 at 1:48 pm You go, Amelia! Don’t let some smug, mono-language-speaking American flip you no lip! Reply DJC on April 26, 2010 at 10:26 am Mike, you missed out some quotation marks! 😉 Reply Fresh. on April 26, 2010 at 10:58 am @MikeG Considering he is from Denmark, English is likely not his first language. So a spelling mistake and some grammatical errors in what is likely Thomas' second, or possibly third language is actually pretty outstanding. Also, just for fun: find the missing comma in your own post, then find all the other errors people have posted… seriously, the nit-picking is quite tiresome (even mine). Reply figgy on April 26, 2010 at 11:20 am thats why you should go to school just dont tell them that you are there! Reply Serenity on April 26, 2010 at 12:06 pm Lol Hee Hee NathanBlack Such a joker lol funny comment hee hee i agree XD Reply Alecks on April 26, 2010 at 1:16 pm Seriously? Everyone criticizing Thomas needs to chill the fuck out. You try learning English as your second (or maybe third) language and see how well you know our grammar rules. When y'all can speak AND write in more than one language fluently feel free to begin the criticisms. Reply Ben on August 9, 2010 at 3:52 pm Agreed. Even with English as my FIRST language, I've never quite gotten the hang of some of the intricacies of grammar (like who/whom). I actually do better, grammar wise, in my second language (spanish). Though it may have something to do with going to public school… (only partially kidding; some of the best and worst teachers I have ever had worked there, and there are some things that aren't in the curriculum that you learn in public school that you wouldn't necessarily learn in private school) Reply Angie on January 21, 2011 at 10:31 pm I'm making this comment 'cause I think it'll help you with that one grammar issue, but I agree with the rest of your comment, too. When you're deciding between "who" and "whom," reword the sentence using "he" or "him." If "he" makes sense or at least sounds right, then use "who," and "him" for "whom." That's one of the best English tricks I've learned on the internet. ex. Who/Whom is going to the party? ("Him is going to the party" wouldn't make sense here, so it's "who.") Reply NasNas on April 26, 2010 at 1:22 pm You guys do realize that English would be his second language? How many Americans can say that they know another language fluently enough to be able to comment on boards like these? And I mean Americans who weren't born in a different country or who's parents speak Spanish. When you guys learn Danish, or say, Russian or German or Chinese, then you can gang up on him. Anyway, great strip! hahaha Reply VÃctorve on April 26, 2010 at 5:20 pm IÂ´d love to get into the discussion, since I am from Mexico, where the best university in the country is public and students only got to pay nearly 2 cents of a dollar per year (no kidding: it is obviously a symbolic payment), but I donÂ´t seem to be able to visualize the image of the comic in my browser. Any suggestions, please? Reply VÃctorve on April 26, 2010 at 5:28 pm Ah! Apparently, Adam wanted me to actually get into the discussion, 'cause the moment I submitted my comment, I was able to see the strip, which is great, by the way! Although we donÂ´t feel very identified with this kind of robbery, we do suffer from equally sophisticated muggers, say, mobile-phones-service or internet providers… Reply muthe on April 30, 2010 at 12:45 am hahaha this is super real! Reply FuzzyBo on April 30, 2010 at 3:05 am Ã…h ja! Jeg har lÃ¦rt dansk for de sidste fem Ã¥r, og jeg er desvÃ¦rre stadig ikke sÃ¥ godt :-[ Oh yes! I have been learning Danish for the last five years, and I am unfortunately still not so good 😉 Reply Deth Invictus on May 4, 2010 at 5:27 am I was expecting the ultimate mugger to be the bank's manager or CEO or similar. 😉 I do agree education costs are expensive. Served my time at university. Paid for the crime for years! Reply Anthony Pittarelli on May 14, 2010 at 4:18 am this hits too close to home shool is way to es-pensive Reply Joyful on May 18, 2010 at 10:35 pm Lol, so very true. A clever comic, thanks for sharing with us! Reply angelrex on May 19, 2010 at 6:52 pm Superr!!! loved it Reply Luke on June 21, 2010 at 4:04 am Level 5, "our bank needs a bailout" Reply Puck on December 2, 2012 at 1:35 am Hahaha, accurate. Reply Including Me on July 14, 2010 at 11:16 pm If the planet can flourish without humans but humans cannot survive without life on this planet why would we think we were the most important species We have become the worst thing that has happened to earth. Reply generalforum on October 26, 2010 at 9:19 am I love these comics, funny and truthful. Keep them coming! Reply Eric P on January 12, 2011 at 3:18 pm Uber Hyper Master Mugger: The government… "OMG ITS THE FEDERAL MAFIA!!!" Reply fajas colombianas on January 13, 2011 at 4:11 am this is so true. college mugs you alot. Reply Stacy L on January 13, 2011 at 4:49 am LOL!!! This was hilarious I'm gonna send it to all my friends!!! Reply ToastyLoaf on January 20, 2011 at 9:46 am So… terrifyingly… true. Reply Mirdan on January 21, 2011 at 6:56 pm true, but i've found my education worth a fair bit of money so far. it's the private schools that will really drain your money, though Reply vania on January 28, 2011 at 1:04 am LOL this is hilarious. Reply Rae on February 11, 2011 at 9:12 pm 96'000 for a two year course. No wonder I was told To stay at home for education. Luckily, If I get into uni in september I miss the £9,000 per year fee, until I opt to do my PCGE. So all in all, by the time I leave uni, I will be a qualified teacher But in £19,500 worth of debt. But hey, this is my future And its not going to be as much as some poor people :/ Reply MichingMallecho on February 19, 2011 at 12:44 am So true! Reply macsnafu on March 9, 2011 at 6:25 am The incredibly, Super. Hyper-Advanced mugger is the government. They've even got it set up so that YOU tell THEM how much you owe (as long as they agree): "Here's my tax return." Reply greg on June 24, 2011 at 5:45 pm i won 9 million on the lotto 2 years ago. i feel for you guys. Reply jake on August 31, 2011 at 6:01 pm In cartoon character in last, some student it was the great problem Reply greg on September 1, 2011 at 3:12 pm do you speak english? Reply Noni on September 7, 2011 at 6:17 pm :))) excelent! ain’t that the thruth?!? Reply Free Ebooks on September 9, 2011 at 10:15 pm That’s pretty good! Wasn’t ready for the end! Reply Alicia on October 9, 2011 at 10:13 am That’s some funny shit Reply email@example.com on November 1, 2011 at 11:13 am hehe, pension funds would be uber-muggers Reply pricetag on December 21, 2011 at 10:30 pm thats pretty funny Reply enchantedbrick on July 15, 2014 at 4:38 pm Education is expensive but in the United States we do have cheaper options. In the U.S. we have community college, which is secondary two year education after High School and is much cheaper than university. In the U.S. all the courses taken at a Community College transfer to the University. In the U.S. taxes do support state run universities but they are usually property taxes and by people that own their own homes. Individuals that have a mortgage or pay rent also pay for the community colleges and universities but the tax is hidden in their monthly payments. Reply James Not-A-Zombie Jameson on May 6, 2016 at 4:46 pm What did one thief say to the other when he was asked if he would be performing a robbery? You can bank on it. Reply Trackbacks/Pingbacks Beneath The Ground Â» ArÅŸiv Â» Siyaset - [...] *Haydut var, haydut var. Sizce hangisi daha fazla haydut? [...] Welcome to College, Here’s Yo Bill | UnCollege - [...] from http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/categorizing-criminals/ [...] Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.