Discovery for the day: Drawing farm equipment is trickier than I thought.
*starts desperately looking for rototiller keys*
Why do i hate that guy so much? Is this the douche-singularity?
It could have been the douche-trifecta but he wasn’t wearing a hat of some sort and calling it a trilby.
I think the machine in panel 1 looks even scarier than in real life (imagining beckoning insectile tentacles on a rotating axle).
I think it looks like a UFO hovering over a wiggling tree branch.
I had an ingeniously witty comment ready, then I read the comic title and realised I can’t top that.
Hey, no farm no foul.
Well, if you need this kind of trigger your pushing-into-farming-equipment threshold is fairly high in my opinion.
For me it’s usually enough if they come into sight – let alone talk to me.
I fear I may have inspired this comic. Now I have to stay away from farm equipment.
All you gotta do is just use earbuds and groom yourself before leaving the house.
Or consider actually paying attention to your surroundings when you’re out and about. Significantly reduces the chances of falling into farm machinery on your own – or getting in someone’s way, or walking out into traffic…
Where’s the fun in that? The Internet won’t watch itself while I’m out and about, posing a general menace to society.
“…dude watching a loud video on his phone while he combed his beard…”Oh, so you’ve been to Portland, then?
Nope. I’m in Madison Wisconsin, which is like Portland with more cheese.
I’ve got a brand-new combine harvester.
And I’ll give you the keys.
(I implore you to look that song up)
Admit it, you were jealous of his glorious beard, even if you couldn’t stand to see it attached to a rude noisemaker…
It would be a pretty good beard, but he ruined it with that ‘stache.
I personally like these moustaches, it’s one of the very few things I’m happy that the hipster fad brought back: gorgeous, excentric facial hair. It’s nice to see a bit more diversity in the male grooming than usual. But yeah, it IS excentric, so it’s understandable that not everybody likes it.
I note that you still push people into rotarys despite not HAVING any urges to do so……
not sure what to say about that…
Ahhhh! High-tech is everywhere!
Gone are the days when you could just grab a scythe and don a Darth Vader cloak – and maybe a Skeletor mask, now it’s thrashers and combines and rotary discs! No more the physical release of anger and frustration by means of chopping the offender into little bits by hand! Now a simple push and the annoyance is gone – but so is the satisfaction. However, some of that can be regained by blowing up the noisy farm equipment after it has done its job. You might also want to destroy wood chippers, leaf blowers, weed eaters and lawn mowers, as they are noise pollutants.
How about weed smokers?
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