Bug moobs! Instant classic.
I think it should be “pecs” rather than “pecks.”
Agreed. ‘Pecs’ is correct. Short for ‘pectoral’, which doesn’t have a ‘k’ in it. “Pecks” is what a bird does.
Great comic though. Love the self-satisfied clink of champagne flutes.
Oops. You’re right. I always see that word as “pecks” in my head. I’m pretty sure I’ve made this misspelling before too. Someday I’ll remember how to spell this word.
I’ve often wondered about the whole “lifts and separates” thing myself. I prefer ‘em lifted and smooshed together myself.
Like Ron “tater salad” White says, “once you’ve seen one…you pretty much want to see the other one too!”
To be honest I’ve never met any girl who wanted them separated. We want them to be as friendly as possible
How about lifts and holds in their natural position?
Separated creates this gap that feels weird. Pressed together means that there’s just that more opportunity for crevice sweat. (Guys, for comparison. You know how it feels when sweat rolls down your butt crack? That.)
Hold them more or less straight out from where they attach to your body? Golden.
Crevice sweat on boobs? That’s my favorite kind to lick off, and my favorite place to do so.
Ha! Pecs with potential! I love it
Bug with boobs is creeping me out.
First, this only works for women with average to small boobs. That woman owns two types of bras: ones that separate and make her boobs look bigger, and ones that squish, giving awesome cleavage, but those bras don’t stretch the shirt out as impressively. Women with larger boobs are just trying to keep their back from snapping like a twig.
I just want a bra that fits. My ex volunteered to be my bra once, but that would be awkward…
Actually, we already have a bra that “droops and smooshes”.
It’s called a sports bra.
It’s called age, dear.
It’s also called a strapless bra.
Yup, sports bra—what I was thinking.
It’s a little weird when they talk about boobs when you hardly see boobs on them. Except for the slim bug.
I thought that most girls wanted them lifted and smooshed. Makes nicer cleavage.
I must say I’ve only seen bras lift and smoosh together..
it seems every one likes the breasts in thier life lifted and smooshed, ide have to say i agree
FYI: “lifted and smooshed together” = “Uniboob”.
“In Support of Women” — I’m assuming that was an intended pun. Nice.
Add me to the “never seen bras that separate” camp.
am i the only one who read the brasseire engineers in a german accent?
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