1st I'd like to say I love this comic, 2nd I don't know where these jokes come from but they are some of the best and I can't help but hope foer great things to come for it.
HA HA! The last panel is awesome.
Mine jump off of …everything… and if you don't catch them, they will clothesline you.
I can always count on this comic to give me invaluable advice on how to live my life. I will use this particular episode to raise my daughter: "Mommy will catch you if you fall out off your bed, but not if you fall off the Empire State Building"
I think there's a difference if they're from your loins or not. I think that's the difference. If you produced them you gotta catch them.
A short addendum being; if they're from your loins in the past. If they're falling from your loins in the present tense I think you have every excuse to let someone else catch them.
The toddler bug is my favorite! Especially if he is holding a gun or something!
I think it needs a sort of ratio little kid falling backwards on the ground and you're right there grabbing him is cool being like a one kid falling off a building and you're expected to dive for it being the highest.
Brilliant last panel 😀 A 'soft' landing in a bush is not to much to ask for.
May I suggest that the limit should be based on a careful study of the psychical strain of catching the lovely brat vs. the mental strain of listening to the brat crying his or hers heart our after impact.
At a certain height they will stop crying… and it also takes into account that the smallest youngsters will be worth caching since they scream higher, but weigh less.
Last panel FTW! "Well at least push me into the bushes" HAHAHA! Loved it!
Oh Adam! Your humour is so awesome! I hope you never retire this strip. I love toddler bug.
[For your information all you grammar nazis, I'm from Canada, so "humour" has a "u" in it. Deal.]
Who are you kiddin, you wrote this comic just for the alliteration! Haha
Ha-ha. That wasn't planned, but when I thought of "plummeting preschoolers" I knew I had to go back and come up with at least two more phrases like that. Thank God for my thesaurus.
"happy landing, moron" almost made me spit coffee out laughing so hard. Always brilliant! Thanks Adam!
I would just like to say "Plunging Prepubescents" is the best title you've had yet, by far.
Holy Mother of Bug, this made me laugh so hard. Last panel for the win. effin brilliant, as always.
Am I the only one wondering where this irrational hatred towards cascading children stemmed from?
hmmm that seems harsh, i dont like kids much but i dun want to see anyone get hurt, plus u get the blame later cause u wer closest o<O
May I just say that I admire the broken arms of Captain America in the penultimate panel. Alas, my arms will never look so very broken.
FLY BE FREE!!!!!!
EPIC! You made me aspirate my oatmeal . . .
3rd panel made me choke on my wine. Brilliant!
small animals can survive pretty big falls due to their terminal velocity being much lower than a human adult's. i think a toddler would be too big, though actually calculating their terminal velocity would be a bit complicated.
You’re the only comic strip writer I know who can make the first panel of a strip the funniest.
Thank you, Tabby!
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