Shanghai Surprise by Adam | Mar 25, 2011 | 33 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 33 Comments Sakilaris on March 24, 2011 at 6:08 pm So you know how like men go to the bathroom alone, but women don't, what is up with that? Reply Emily Docskiviesko on June 29, 2011 at 3:01 am Every woman knows the Ladies Room Wolves will not attack humans in groups. Reply James Not-A-Zombie Jameson on May 6, 2016 at 7:22 am Ever notice how men go to the restroom alone, while women go in hoards ten thousand strong, clad in sable armor and bristling with swords and spears? https://xkcd.com/785/ Reply ninelen on March 24, 2011 at 6:12 pm <–me not fretting I love that. Also, the glasses and buccaneer/bowler hat combo will be starting a new and daringly wild fashion trend. Reply ⬡ on March 25, 2011 at 7:56 am Yeah, that label cracked me up. Reply Onebob on March 24, 2011 at 6:47 pm I wouldn't mind getting shanghai'd. I've always felt drawn towards sea piracy. Excellent comic. Love your work. Practically the only webcomic my wife finds funny. Keep it up! Reply PJ Grogan on March 24, 2011 at 6:50 pm A pirate with glasses. Nerd pirate? Reply Hierro on March 24, 2011 at 6:57 pm Aye. He'd be the most frightful pirate who sailed the seven seas. Reply Psychotic Ninja on March 24, 2011 at 7:13 pm @PJ Grogan, what, you've never heard of Cap'n Freeman? (Freeman's Mind episode 27) Reply Stranger on March 24, 2011 at 8:44 pm How men and women are different…*childish snickering* Reply Greyman1995 on March 25, 2011 at 12:00 am Women like money, money is the root of evil, women are evil. Men like women, men are Thralls Reply Michael on November 8, 2012 at 11:48 am Love of money is the root of all evil. Reply Saskfan on November 11, 2013 at 12:01 am So love of women is the root of all evil. Q.E.D. Reply TheChosenOne on March 25, 2011 at 1:42 am Greyman, you need to be reported. Seriously, that is so disgusting. Reply Rafaela on March 25, 2011 at 2:05 am Hilarious as always. Panel 3: doesn't 'aye' mean 'yes'? Maybe bug pirate means 'oi'… Reply GraklingHunter on March 25, 2011 at 2:13 am Rafaela, 'aye' is appropriate for the panel. He's agreeing with Bug about being less than desirable for a shanghai. Reply ThatGirlFromRussia on March 25, 2011 at 3:07 am I think it makes sense: Yes, you'd be a most unpleasant addition to me crew. Reply Jason on March 25, 2011 at 2:12 am I think your comic can top any Carrot Top act on any cruise ship. Great stuff as always! Reply azh on March 27, 2011 at 1:04 am wow. that there is what's known as a "left handed compliment". Or possibly as "damning with faint praise". Reply williamkattwilliams on March 25, 2011 at 2:49 am Yes, but what about getting Shanghaied by hippy pirates?? Man the t-shirt launchers! Swab the cassette deck! Ahoy ye.. wait… what? Reply ⬡ on March 25, 2011 at 7:54 am Like, yarr, man. Reply lythera on March 25, 2011 at 3:34 am u forgot to say that there arn't any piraites that go by the old creeds. so your more likely to get killed than have to join in there crew. Reply Cheryl on March 25, 2011 at 4:12 am Loved the Carrot Top reference — too funny!!! Reply PLACEHOLDER on March 25, 2011 at 6:35 am God, can I ever relate with the seasickness… bug, I feel your pain. XD Reply hb6x8 on March 25, 2011 at 7:14 am Ever notice how there's no female pirates? What's up with that? Reply Rhea on March 25, 2011 at 8:09 am Lack of imagination? There have been plenty of historical female pirates. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_piracy lists a bunch, and doesn't even include Graunia O'Malley, who operated out of Galway Bay in Ireland during the reign of Elizabeth I in England. And by the way, women go to the loo in pairs or groups so they have someone to talk with while they're standing in the flaming line. Reply hb6x8 on March 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm Ever notice how some women will just run a joke right into the ground? What's up with that? Reply lythera on March 26, 2011 at 4:11 am some of them just can take a joke. i find many's lack of inginuity for pranks dipressing.. well the ones that made it to youtube where awful. >.< Reply Raven on March 25, 2011 at 12:57 pm But I WANNA get shanghaied!! Reply SteamSaint on March 25, 2011 at 3:15 pm "Women be different than men!" You're Sinbad! Reply foundationist on March 26, 2011 at 3:29 am Ah yes, the shoe-shopping, am-i-fat, men-got-no-romance comedy routine. A recent study of the University of Vienna concluded that 47% of the worlds GDP is being spend on tickets for comedy shows with men-women jokes. The comedians uttering them cause 17% of the global CO2 emissions. Reply Calvin K on March 26, 2011 at 11:46 am Second panel. That is all I have to say. Reply MMM on March 26, 2011 at 4:45 pm http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/ Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.