The Comeback Kid by Adam | Nov 10, 2010 | 21 comments Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 21 Comments Zombie on November 9, 2010 at 6:14 pm Oh man that 3rd panel was great also loved the duke nukem reference Reply Darzen on November 9, 2010 at 6:17 pm It may sound odd but i could swear i've used 2 of those comebacks before… Reply Jep on November 9, 2010 at 6:24 pm Breaking one's foot off in another one's ass would be pretty painful. Because of how soft the anus is. Reply Strandvasker on November 9, 2010 at 7:19 pm Some agitated guy in a bar once said to my brother: "What are you? A smart ass?" to which my brother replied "What are you? A not-quite-so-smart ass?". Reply Nick on February 12, 2011 at 2:42 pm Should have said, "No, but my ass is still smarter than you." Reply Goeber on November 9, 2010 at 7:27 pm Buff bug isn't having his day. Reply Raven on November 9, 2010 at 8:19 pm I have to agree with Bug on the 2nd panel. Reply slxpluvs on November 10, 2010 at 1:14 am I eat pieces of sh^t like you for breakfast! Reply Raven on November 10, 2010 at 4:48 am Out of Cheerio's? Reply Bobo on November 10, 2010 at 6:22 am you eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast? (wasnt that from Happy Gilmore?) Reply slxpluvs on November 10, 2010 at 10:48 am @Bobo: No! (yes) Reply Marsta on November 10, 2010 at 5:07 am I've used these responses before. I've only been punched in the face once for it. It usually really ticked off the other person though…. Reply Raquel on November 10, 2010 at 5:10 am Love todays comic Adam ^_^ These all sound like something I would say! But i'm a Smartass kinda person. Reply Tim on November 10, 2010 at 12:15 pm I really wish i had thought of those when i was younger because when i was a big pain in the ass my brothers would say they would break their foot off in my ass ALL the time Reply ThaAlphacroc on November 10, 2010 at 2:47 pm oh ya… ur soo dead o<O rip bug 😛 Reply ⬡ on November 10, 2010 at 9:53 pm What happens when you use that threat on an emo kid? "I already wish I'd never been born, so yeah, have fun with that…" Reply Kimi on December 9, 2010 at 12:53 pm I love the third panel – Styrofoam peanuts! Reply ToastyLoaf on January 19, 2011 at 9:19 pm Due to a very specific situation, the following came up in conversation. Anyone have a good retort? "I WILL IMPALE YOU ON MY SHATTERED BONES!" Reply Gz on May 20, 2011 at 7:51 pm R.I.P ToastyLoaf Reply Handgunman on March 12, 2011 at 7:21 pm "I'm gonna rip your dick of and shove it up your ass" "No thanks, I'm not gay" Reply jared the dreamer on July 4, 2011 at 9:36 pm DUKE NUKEM :DDDDDDDDDDDDD Reply Submit a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.