Hahaha- I actually got a can of cream corn for Christmas this past year. The year before that, I got a can of regular corn. I’d told my sister of one of the theories on the origin of Christmas. Saturnalia, etc. plus the assorted harvest festivals. My sister retorted, “Okay, then you’ll get corn in your stocking this year!”
Sure enough, she followed through. I’m expecting an ear this year and maybe a cornfield by the end of the decade.
I just found this comic sorry the comments have been late. I was really mean to my brother I gave him stuff he needed like socks, backing soda and room freshener, odder eaters, and soap. My brother took it pretty well and even laughed about it. He looked at me and said, “Wow do I smell?” I pointed out that as a guy he needs a little help in that department.
Narrator: The do’s and dont’ts of gift receiving
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Narrator: Don’t prematurely declare your intention to return an unwanted gift.
Party Bug: Happy bir-
Birthday Bug: Did you save the receipt?
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Narrator: Do be gracious, even though you didn’t get what you wanted.
Granny Bug: I thought you’d like that better than a new Playstation.
Birthday Bug: Thanks. A can of creamed corn.
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Narrator: Don’t give someone a revenge gift because you didn’t like the gift they gave you.
Birthday bug: Ah, an asbestos pillow.
Spite bug: Enjoy it, you cheap bastard.
Loved the asbestos pillow…it would be a unique item for your store.
Sure. That is, until the eventual lawsuit.
maybe you could just sell a fake asbestos pillow, ironically.
I would like to give some people revenge gifts!
Hillarious! Absetos pillow made me laugh out loud at work. Would have donted to your site but looks like I am going ot be fired for internet surfing….
ur stuff makes me laugh out loud, keep it up
The asbestos pillow….. the gift that keeps on giving.
yeah giving you lice
with the asbestos you will get back more than you gave
BONUS!
Haha asbestos pillow! Seriously made me laughed. Love your work, Adam! Keep it up.
ROFL
An asbestos pillow?
And here I thought you didn’t CARE if I burned down the house while smoking in bed.
Thank you!
Hahaha- I actually got a can of cream corn for Christmas this past year. The year before that, I got a can of regular corn. I’d told my sister of one of the theories on the origin of Christmas. Saturnalia, etc. plus the assorted harvest festivals. My sister retorted, “Okay, then you’ll get corn in your stocking this year!”
Sure enough, she followed through. I’m expecting an ear this year and maybe a cornfield by the end of the decade.
This comic just cheers me up with every page!
I just found this comic sorry the comments have been late. I was really mean to my brother I gave him stuff he needed like socks, backing soda and room freshener, odder eaters, and soap. My brother took it pretty well and even laughed about it. He looked at me and said, “Wow do I smell?” I pointed out that as a guy he needs a little help in that department.
I’m laughin hard at “asbestos pillow” XD Where did you get that? That’s hilarious X’DDD
What do you call it when the statistics for a game lose an electron?
A play stat ion.
Narrator: The do’s and dont’ts of gift receiving
—
Narrator: Don’t prematurely declare your intention to return an unwanted gift.
Party Bug: Happy bir-
Birthday Bug: Did you save the receipt?
—
Narrator: Do be gracious, even though you didn’t get what you wanted.
Granny Bug: I thought you’d like that better than a new Playstation.
Birthday Bug: Thanks. A can of creamed corn.
—
Narrator: Don’t give someone a revenge gift because you didn’t like the gift they gave you.
Birthday bug: Ah, an asbestos pillow.
Spite bug: Enjoy it, you cheap bastard.