This isn’t entirely imagination. There is a family of animals, the sea horses, in which the males have pouches where the females lay their eggs, and when they hatch, the males do all the work of raising the babies (while the females are off gallivanting around looking for males to fertilize more eggs.
I’m pretty sure the ‘Suckle Sack’ already exists in various forms and has been around since prehistory. Primitive ones probably did have sheaths for knives and stuff. The drink coaster would be new, though, but I imagine very welcome for modern ladies obsessed with starbucks or their wine.
I don’t spend much time in Wisconsin. Do you normally wander around neighborhoods that are so dangerous that you need bulletproof vests? Do people normally shoot at your baby?
Adam, I’ve this before, but your mind is a strange and unworldly place. And we are all the richer for its bounties.
They would have to be available in Mossy oak and splinter camo, but yeah!
They do make camoflaged, tactical baby carriers. I don’t have one but my regular carrier looks pretty operator already.
That drink coaster is the greatest invention of all time… and I don’t even have children!
This isn’t entirely imagination. There is a family of animals, the sea horses, in which the males have pouches where the females lay their eggs, and when they hatch, the males do all the work of raising the babies (while the females are off gallivanting around looking for males to fertilize more eggs.
SukkleSak: for keeping your loved ones close to your heart!
*patent pending
Unless it comes with a hood, the bullet thing is kind of risky; still, I could live with this, and I don’t even have a girlfriend yet!
I’m pretty sure the ‘Suckle Sack’ already exists in various forms and has been around since prehistory. Primitive ones probably did have sheaths for knives and stuff. The drink coaster would be new, though, but I imagine very welcome for modern ladies obsessed with starbucks or their wine.
Yeah they definitely exist, though not with such a catchy name…
Probably not bullet proof either.
I don’t spend much time in Wisconsin. Do you normally wander around neighborhoods that are so dangerous that you need bulletproof vests? Do people normally shoot at your baby?
I think we call them “baby carriers” and they are already asesorized like crazy, although not built proof.