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Toeing the Distance

Toeing the Distance

by Adam Huber on December 3, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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  1. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    December 3, 2019, 11:24 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know whether to praise you for your humility or wince about your predicament.

  2. Frances
    Frances
    December 4, 2019, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    Good thing for you that I don’t live in the USA, otherwise that title would be mine. Mine, I tell you!

    BTW Adam, your ‘Random Comic’ button is broken. It always goes to the same strip (‘Even Steven’)

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      December 4, 2019, 3:24 am | # | Reply

      Known problem. He’s been working on it for months.

      • Frances
        Frances
        December 7, 2019, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

        I knew I wasn’t using the Random Button often enough. Didn’t know that this was a long running problem.

    • DTIBA
      DTIBA
      December 4, 2019, 3:26 am | # | Reply

      The random button, I mean. I just realized that sounds like he’s trying to usurp your position as Lord Stumbles of ToeStub.

      • Frances
        Frances
        December 7, 2019, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

        Striking fear into my enemies’ hearts wherever I go (because I bump into their tables and rattle their china)

    • euphgeek
      euphgeek
      December 4, 2019, 4:30 pm | # | Reply

      It works for me. I’ve pressed it several times and gotten a different one each time. Not once have I seen the “Even Steven” strip pop up.

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        December 4, 2019, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, the known problem is that, if you click it per day (or per incognito session), it gives you the same comic every time you click it that day. Guess he happened to get Even Steven for today’s problem.

  3. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    December 4, 2019, 7:29 am | # | Reply

    Piggy protectors.
    Cute yet somehow terrifyingly dangerous when you actually sit back and thing about it.

    I much prefer the classic/antique solution to tootsie defence though not the hipster version.

  4. J-L
    J-L
    December 4, 2019, 9:00 am | # | Reply

    The second panel made me laugh out loud.

    (This happens so much with the second panel, that I want to vote for it for “Panel in ‘Bug Martini’ most likely to make me laugh out loud.)

  5. Matthew
    Matthew
    December 4, 2019, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

    If you stub your toe so hard that you break your toe. Does that count as a positive or negative effect on your score?

    • Marquar
      Marquar
      December 5, 2019, 9:01 am | # | Reply

      A simple break does nothing for your score. What judges are looking for is obvious bruising, swelling, and the toenail falling off.

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