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The Single Male

The Single Male

by Adam on December 7, 2009 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (31) ¬

  1. Karyla
    Karyla
    December 7, 2009, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    You single men and your disposable incomes… Meh! The only toys you have to buy are for yourselves.

  2. Garrett Williams
    Garrett Williams
    January 15, 2010, 2:00 pm | # | Reply

    Second panel: yep, that's me

    Third panel: I wish I had disposable income. If I got married, I'd have to get a better job. In fact, I need to get a better job anyway. Full-time would be a great improvement.

    Fourth panel: Yyyyyeah, this is definitely my feelings toward marriage. Maybe I'm just antisocial, though. However, I've had multiple people tell me to never get married.

  3. mike
    mike
    February 15, 2010, 8:28 am | # | Reply

    They also tend to be the ones buying talking sex dolls. Three if they're lucky.

    • Rringo Star
      Rringo Star
      April 10, 2010, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      One for the bedroom, one for the bathroom, and one for the kitchen. What more do you need?

      • precocious
        precocious
        February 16, 2011, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

        Dinner.

        • nom
          nom
          June 7, 2013, 8:16 am | # | Reply

          don’t know ’bout other parts of the world but in estonia we dingle guy’s can cook quite fine… then again we have some great choice in the stores for easy to cook foods that are authentic(eg. not frozen or freeze dried)…

        • nom
          nom
          June 7, 2013, 8:17 am | # | Reply

          don’t know ’bout other parts of the world but in estonia we single guy’s can cook quite fine… then again we have some great choice in the stores for easy to cook foods that are authentic(eg. not frozen or freeze dried cardboard tasting ****)…

          edit:fixed typo…

  4. Portalis
    Portalis
    March 16, 2010, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    Not what I need to see the day before I leave town to see the GF IRL for the first time =P

    I'm 25, and this describes me =P

    • MEATSAND
      MEATSAND
      February 10, 2011, 4:57 am | # | Reply

      you probably should meet your GFs IRL before they are your GF from here on out.

  5. Phenoca
    Phenoca
    April 5, 2010, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

    Yup… Whistling is fun 🙂

  6. ⬡
    ⬡
    April 8, 2010, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    If only 1 and 3 apply, your subject is in fact a college student.

    • Kimi
      Kimi
      December 9, 2010, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

      Ain't that the truth!

  7. Owen
    Owen
    May 8, 2010, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    Sometimes, in lamenting my single status, I forget all of the benefits of being single. Thanks for giving me some perspective.

  8. Sheeples
    Sheeples
    May 29, 2010, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

    Also works if you both hate kids. Mmmm combined disposable income: one each for the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen and hallway…

  9. Chris Saddler
    Chris Saddler
    June 2, 2010, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    describes the reality so well that i couldn't resist to the donate button. best comic ever. i think it's my 1st donation i've ever made. if it wasn't your comic, i would've had to actually work at the office haha 🙂

    (i think my english sucks today, sorry about that)

  10. frankman
    frankman
    August 23, 2010, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Man, wish I read this before marrying.

  11. falcon
    falcon
    August 30, 2010, 12:51 pm | # | Reply

    i have to disagree with that last one, but thats probably cuz my girlfriend, whom i loved, broke up with me recently. anyone who says they'd rather be single than whipped has obviously never been whipped.

    • Pelotuo
      Pelotuo
      September 10, 2011, 5:59 pm | # | Reply

      whipped.

  12. Scattercat
    Scattercat
    December 10, 2010, 4:25 pm | # | Reply

    Or you could, y'know, not marry women who make you unhappy. That was the strategy I used, and it's worked pretty well so far. (5 years + 2 years engaged + 2 years dating/finishing college.)

  13. Zander
    Zander
    January 22, 2011, 6:10 am | # | Reply

    Of course, 2 and 3 apply to gay male couples. Being gay has its advantages. 😉

  14. Randi
    Randi
    January 22, 2011, 6:35 am | # | Reply

    Hm, well I agree with the first two, every straight guy needs a girl at some point in his life. Maybe this is just because I'm a girl, but…

    1. That's how I shop

    2. I play COD everyday.

    3. I'm happy being single.

    So it's not just single MALES…

  15. snar
    snar
    February 28, 2011, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    The man is the dapper, swingin' bachelor, whilst the single woman is the frumpy, frigid, man-repelling spinster. Assuming the middle-aged demographic.

  16. MTrevett
    MTrevett
    March 1, 2011, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    Driving the cart is half the fun. 🙂

  17. Ju
    Ju
    June 13, 2011, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

    Well i am married and about to divorce and i approve this comic
    LOL

  18. setrakakan
    setrakakan
    March 2, 2012, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

    This also applies to gay males.

  19. Izzie
    Izzie
    July 6, 2013, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

    Lies upon lies. My father is married and most store trips with him are short, he has (limited) disposable income, and he is so happy it is one of the signs of the apocalypse for his co-workers to see “Sad Michael”

  20. Samantha
    Samantha
    November 22, 2013, 9:53 pm | # | Reply

    Single = paying rent all by yourself = No disposable income. Being with someone = splitting rent = DOUBLE the disposable income!! 😀

  21. Glew
    Glew
    January 25, 2016, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    so. not. true.

  22. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    May 15, 2016, 11:19 am | # | Reply

    Why did the man hug his video game console?

    It was an x box.

  23. Zinob
    Zinob
    June 20, 2017, 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    How to identify the single male
    —
    Narrator: Travels light in the grocery store. Only uses shopping baskets.
    Single Bug: Finished in 5 minutes
    Couple Bug: Will be dark when done
    —
    Narrator: Can be spotted when he displays disposable income.
    Clerk Bug: You’re buying Two Xboxes?
    Single Bug: Well, I need one for the bathroom.
    —
    Narrator: The most obvious trait is, of course, happiness.

  24. PixelJanosz
    PixelJanosz
    August 3, 2017, 5:29 am | # | Reply

    I wonder whether this came back to bite you in the backside.

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