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No Shirt, No Shoes, No Way in Hell

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Way in Hell

by Adam on January 17, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    January 16, 2011, 6:18 pm | # | Reply

    I'm more of a walnut, myself.

    • TakedowntheFacade
      TakedowntheFacade
      January 17, 2011, 9:26 am | # | Reply

      you know, that's not something most people would say on a public feed.

      I applaud your courage sirrah.

      • Valorum27
        Valorum27
        January 29, 2011, 11:49 am | # | Reply

        There's no bravery in anonymity.

  2. net625
    net625
    January 16, 2011, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

    Of the few comics I follow, Bug never fails to make me laugh, thanks Adam; and obligatory comment about how I just finished the archives in a day (or the past week, same thing).

  3. Raven
    Raven
    January 16, 2011, 7:25 pm | # | Reply

    Spandex with turtlenecks! What kind of a statement is that?

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      January 17, 2011, 3:54 am | # | Reply

      "It's laundry day"?

    • Crispypants
      Crispypants
      April 24, 2011, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      Don't forget the beret!

      Never forget the beret…..

  4. Squeakerz
    Squeakerz
    January 16, 2011, 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    A new Bug comic. The only thing I like about Mondays. (:

  5. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    January 16, 2011, 7:34 pm | # | Reply

    Lute is a great instrument, used in proper hands! (especialy theorbo, with long strings)… sorry, I like baroque and I wear turtlenecks from time to time…

  6. Fitz
    Fitz
    January 16, 2011, 10:44 pm | # | Reply

    Being in the Army myself, the 4th panel made me laugh… I hate berets too.

  7. Brad
    Brad
    January 16, 2011, 11:23 pm | # | Reply

    Braggart! (panel three)

  8. Sakilaris
    Sakilaris
    January 17, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    apart from the rather awkward penis joke (which in itself would be awkward, but having a child pointing it out just adds on it) this was a hilarious strip.

    • enchantedbrick
      enchantedbrick
      July 21, 2014, 10:14 am | # | Reply

      Ah, but the awkward penis joke is exactly how a child would think.

  9. Fran
    Fran
    January 17, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Adam, if you just made your comic strip out of first panels of each comic you are publiishing, you would still be incredibly successful.

    Seriously, you are a genius.

    Also where did you learn to draw stick figures? My are nowhere as expressive.

  10. balderduck
    balderduck
    January 17, 2011, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    It's nice to know you'd wear a cape and sweatervest

  11. Marrock
    Marrock
    January 17, 2011, 1:56 am | # | Reply

    Is there really any such thing as farting too much?

    • Framtonm
      Framtonm
      January 17, 2011, 9:58 am | # | Reply

      Ahh…life's great ecstasy – that first big fart in the morning!

  12. Kilroy59
    Kilroy59
    January 17, 2011, 3:34 am | # | Reply

    I love this comic! Look forward to it every weekday, and suffer through the weekend waiting for a new strip on Monday. It's always worth it!

    Hope you win your divisions in the webcomic awards!!

  13. theo001
    theo001
    January 17, 2011, 3:44 am | # | Reply

    I too don't think I can wear spandex in public.

  14. BugFan
    BugFan
    January 17, 2011, 3:51 am | # | Reply

    lol love the last panel, and what is wrong with owning a lute exactly?

  15. Shiroi689
    Shiroi689
    January 17, 2011, 4:13 am | # | Reply

    Can't help but thinking how the art critique was wrong saying the author doesn't know what pointillism is, since he'd not have used it in this strip if he really did 😛

  16. Mosh
    Mosh
    January 17, 2011, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    Finally caught up.

    Which means I have to wait for strips.

    Goddamit.

  17. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    January 17, 2011, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    I would think you might have a problem if it's a nectarine. I was thinking maybe a Casaba melon?

  18. Jake the Evil Hare
    Jake the Evil Hare
    January 17, 2011, 8:44 am | # | Reply

    Dude, your comic is funny as hell.

  19. Darrin
    Darrin
    January 17, 2011, 10:02 am | # | Reply

    always funny!

  20. WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
    WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
    January 17, 2011, 4:29 pm | # | Reply

    Bug has eyebrows in the first panel. THAT'S EPIC!!!!!

  21. Shaun
    Shaun
    January 17, 2011, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

    Love it – you get better every day – DAMN YOU! 🙂

  22. anonymous
    anonymous
    February 10, 2011, 4:09 pm | # | Reply

    If you wore a Black beret, you could be Artistic Stick Guy.

  23. Dick
    Dick
    February 11, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

    I'm surprised noone has mentioned the freakin hilarious 'rock the casbah' from panel 2. showed this one strip to a friend and got him addicted faster than i did!

  24. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    November 9, 2013, 7:10 am | # | Reply

    I know what pointillism is; can I wear a beret?

    And one of my brothers-in-law owns a lute that was constructed in the late 1500s.

  25. Saskfan
    Saskfan
    November 9, 2013, 7:13 am | # | Reply

    Stupid glass keyboard. I was going to ask if I’m allowed to wear a beret AND a turtleneck.

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