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Sugar Daddy

Sugar Daddy

by Adam Huber on July 31, 2020 at 10:46 am
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Discussion (7) ¬

  1. Doug
    Doug
    July 31, 2020, 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    Nope. None of those things are even slightly interesting. That said, I’m not overweight because of my sugar lack-of-interest. Can’t walk past chips or say no to beer…

  2. Rhea
    Rhea
    July 31, 2020, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

    Dang, I’m looking forward to those tassels twirling.

  3. Matthew
    Matthew
    July 31, 2020, 9:15 pm | # | Reply

    What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

    Mr. Huber for a Klondike bar would you wear your baby daughters diaper and suck on a pacifier?

    • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
      James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
      August 1, 2020, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

      Judging by the comic, the answer is probably “Scream YES before they can finish asking the question”

  4. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    July 31, 2020, 10:23 pm | # | Reply

    You’re right. That’s not, strictly, a sugar addiction. Your addiction appears to be a bit broader than simply “sugar”. You wouldn’t, I presume, eat a bowl of sugar on its own. By my estimates, you’re addicted to simply “treats”. If someone was able to make, say, a donut brand that was completely sugar-free, yet tasted EXACTLY the same as the donuts you enjoy by all measures, you’d enjoy the donuts just for the flavor.

    • Chug
      Chug
      July 31, 2020, 10:40 pm | # | Reply

      And texture, a good part of a donut’s appeal is the texture.

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        August 1, 2020, 4:37 am | # | Reply

        This is true, thank you for correcting me. But the point remains: if it was indistinguishable from the sugary article to anyone who had one of each sitting before them unlabelled, Adam would eat it regardless of its sugar content, thus his addiction is not strictly to sugar.

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