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Any Last Words?

Any Last Words?

by Adam on January 21, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Blackwolf359
    Blackwolf359
    January 20, 2011, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

    Ah yes… The real reason people fear death… They think they might say something stupid right before they go…

  2. dreamweaver13
    dreamweaver13
    January 20, 2011, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    If "puppy power" were my last words, i'd kill myself… er…

    • Jep
      Jep
      January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, I'd wanna die too if my last words involved Scrappy-Doo. That's when I quit watching the show. The little douchebag.

    • Colin
      Colin
      January 21, 2011, 8:55 pm | # | Reply

      Unfortunately, no thanks to my older brother and sister, those were my first words.

      • Alex
        Alex
        January 13, 2012, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

        Your first words were something stupid, so your last words will be something awesome. I think that is how it works. Congratulations!

  3. A. Nonny Muss
    A. Nonny Muss
    January 20, 2011, 6:38 pm | # | Reply

    Ah, God, so sympathetic. (:

    And man, do I hate Scrappy Doo.

    Those could even be my last words, I wouldn't care. As long as it is known that Scrappy Doo was the most annoying cartoon character ever.

    …Awesome strip, by the way! (:

  4. Ben
    Ben
    January 20, 2011, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

    laughed hysterically at puppy power

  5. lockarde
    lockarde
    January 20, 2011, 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    i hope i quote something from blackadder.. thats how i wanna go

    • TakedowntheFacade
      TakedowntheFacade
      January 21, 2011, 8:45 pm | # | Reply

      i just love surprises.
      that’s why i got you get this surprise cushion!
      damn, damn damn!

  6. azh
    azh
    January 20, 2011, 9:20 pm | # | Reply

    …All the notice most of us get is "Mind that bus." " What bus?" Splat!"

    • ListerLover
      ListerLover
      January 25, 2011, 12:31 am | # | Reply

      All hail Rimmer and Red Dwarf!

  7. Cook
    Cook
    January 20, 2011, 9:50 pm | # | Reply

    Cyanide & Happiness sent me here and I'm loving this comic!

  8. Starchie
    Starchie
    January 20, 2011, 11:53 pm | # | Reply

    I want to start saying something dramatic like: "Thats it! It is so simple! The cure to (incurable disease here) is -"

    Have to leave them wondering.

  9. Dannyboy813
    Dannyboy813
    January 21, 2011, 2:24 am | # | Reply

    so, to add to some well timed irony. My sidebar advertisement has a dude with a bullet hole in his head, with the caption: "as final thoughts go, 'unicorns are real' is one of the better ones"

  10. Jared
    Jared
    January 21, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    This was a really great one! Panel 2 killed me! hahahaha.

    • Nerd
      Nerd
      January 22, 2011, 8:41 pm | # | Reply

      Killed you?! You died?!

      What were YOUR last words lol :p

  11. Raven
    Raven
    January 21, 2011, 4:17 am | # | Reply

    I hope I say something really bizarre that makes people think it was profound but in truth it was just something bizarre.

  12. dse81
    dse81
    January 21, 2011, 4:32 am | # | Reply

    PUPPY POWER! Ha ha good one.

  13. Chris A. Bolton
    Chris A. Bolton
    January 21, 2011, 5:44 am | # | Reply

    Hilarious! I HOPE my last words are "I ain't no Hollaback Girl!" And they put them on my tombstone.

  14. xduzie
    xduzie
    January 21, 2011, 10:27 am | # | Reply

    Oh god. I've got that song stuck in my head now. "I aint no…."

  15. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    January 21, 2011, 10:35 am | # | Reply

    You could always pull the "I just had a vision in which I discovered the meaning of life! It's…it's….

  16. Name?
    Name?
    January 21, 2011, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    Your comic has probably made me fail my GCSEs.

    But it is awesome

  17. Lucas L.
    Lucas L.
    January 21, 2011, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    Omg dude, I was linked to this site last night around 11:45pm, I was up until 3am reading your archive, I didn't made to the end, so I picked up after I got home, just read all your work on this comic, I loved it so much, please don't stop.(Sorry bad english, I am from Brasil :P)

  18. hassling the hoff
    hassling the hoff
    January 21, 2011, 3:31 pm | # | Reply

    Came here from Explosm, awesome comics! Hilarious as fuck and very clever, keep it up ;D

  19. Hannah Elise
    Hannah Elise
    January 21, 2011, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

    I seriously lol’d at panel 4. But I hope I didn’t just jinx myself….To be safe, I’ll do my best to never let, “I think I done crapped my pants” ever escape my mouth.

  20. Greg
    Greg
    January 22, 2011, 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Wow, truly amazing comic! I love it. Keep up the good work!

  21. Anansi
    Anansi
    January 22, 2011, 2:54 am | # | Reply

    In the words of Dylan Moran: "You'd want to be remembered with affection and dignity, you might have to think about what you're gonna say. You'd have to say something really good. But you won't, you'll say something rubbish."

  22. ShootinPutin
    ShootinPutin
    January 22, 2011, 3:55 am | # | Reply

    "Puppy Power!"

    No wonder the car didn't stop.

  23. cybergeek
    cybergeek
    January 22, 2011, 4:45 am | # | Reply

    Dude, your server's going to get utterly *pounded* – you got a mention over at smbc (!!!), so….yeah.

    Upgrade o'clock!

  24. Sam Medina
    Sam Medina
    January 22, 2011, 5:28 am | # | Reply

    LOL, you rock like a sock full of money.

  25. Leslee Hare
    Leslee Hare
    January 22, 2011, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    oh… wrong button…

  26. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    January 22, 2011, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    Another take on the subject:

    http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=676

  27. Goeber
    Goeber
    January 22, 2011, 6:44 pm | # | Reply

    Very funny! 🙂

  28. Grim Reaper
    Grim Reaper
    January 25, 2011, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Matt Groening's comic before the Simpsons had the best line. With all of his family standing around his deathbed, our dying man says simply "See you in hell". Simple, yet cruel, as it should be.

  29. Pama-lama-ding-dong
    Pama-lama-ding-dong
    January 25, 2011, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    I absolutely love your comic! I was wondering, is there any chance that this was inspired by HIMYM's latest episode? It might've been a coincidence, but if it wasn't then you just became my hero.

    Cheers!

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 25, 2011, 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      I'm gonna assume that HIMYM stands for "How I Met Your Mother." If so, then no. I don't watch that show.

  30. emmabeatcha
    emmabeatcha
    January 25, 2011, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

    I'm pretty sure I just lost it at 4:09AM and woke up my whole house… I ain't no hollaback girl! STITCHES!

  31. a boy named dog
    a boy named dog
    January 26, 2011, 11:29 am | # | Reply

    Because of my hatred for that song and music like it i'm almost assured that "I…uh…I…I…aint no hollaback girl" will be my last words.

  32. Lucy
    Lucy
    January 26, 2011, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

    This is the first time I've laughed our loud at a comic in a very long time…and yes it was at the "I ain't no hollaback girl" part. *dies*

  33. Sassy
    Sassy
    February 8, 2011, 4:46 am | # | Reply

    Hahaha that last panel made me laugh so hard… still chuckling… well done.

    😛

  34. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 27, 2013, 6:10 pm | # | Reply

    I’m thinking of either trying to go out challenging God to a no-holds-barred cage match or with a Mitch Hedberg joke.

    “Bananas… are the… opposite… *gasp*… of stoplights… URK!” *Thud.*

  35. enchantedbrick
    enchantedbrick
    July 21, 2014, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Well, since I am an atheist, I try to live my life to the fullest and look both ways before crossing a street. However, in the Phoenix Metro area (that includes Phoenix and the suburbs around Phoenix such as: Tempe, Mesa, Chandler, and Gilbert) drives can be rather oblivious to pedestrians and will run people over. Please, look both ways (right to left) before crossing the street.

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