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Bedtime Bestiary

Bedtime Bestiary

by Adam on January 25, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. veronicanmicahnvince
    veronicanmicahnvince
    January 24, 2011, 6:05 pm | # | Reply

    this comic is too amazin wow n yay this is the first time in my life im first

  2. Jep
    Jep
    January 24, 2011, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

    Is Bug erect in panel 2 AND panel 3? There's a sort of incline near his feet.

    • Weirdman
      Weirdman
      January 24, 2011, 6:26 pm | # | Reply

      Pretty sure it's just his square body…

    • Watcher
      Watcher
      January 24, 2011, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      I think it's just the shape of bug's "shell". If you look at him standing he's kind of trapezoidal.

    • Jo
      Jo
      January 24, 2011, 11:49 pm | # | Reply

      I agree, Watcher. I do however want to know how hard it was NOT to draw a nice little "bump".

      As a matter of fact, how would you draw a bugs erection? Nevermind, I'd rather not know.

  3. Deer.
    Deer.
    January 24, 2011, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    Haha. 😀 I love the tetherball joke.

  4. Court
    Court
    January 24, 2011, 6:36 pm | # | Reply

    @Jep: Nope, that's just bugs body shape. But it would make sense in panel 2. LOVE it.

  5. Ivan
    Ivan
    January 24, 2011, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

    Ahh, the faun, he knows me well.

  6. udi
    udi
    January 24, 2011, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

    the faun stomping on his neck is just terrific!

  7. King
    King
    January 24, 2011, 8:23 pm | # | Reply

    just now finished every single one of your comics =D

  8. Raven
    Raven
    January 24, 2011, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

    What about the monster under the bed when you need to pee as a kid? You missed that one.

  9. Erin
    Erin
    January 24, 2011, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    Heh heh this is pretty funny!

    I am stuck in the 'concerned head tilt' position as we speak, thanks to that damned faun.

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 25, 2011, 1:23 am | # | Reply

      Me too. That's what inspired the strip.

  10. ToastyLoaf
    ToastyLoaf
    January 24, 2011, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

    Sexy tetherballs… I am at a loss for words.

  11. Valur
    Valur
    January 24, 2011, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

    Once again, your work is doubly lathered with awesomesauce. Wed dream gnome indeed. =D

  12. Owen
    Owen
    January 24, 2011, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

    I'll be in my bunk.

    • Owen
      Owen
      January 24, 2011, 8:53 pm | # | Reply

      (That was meant to be a reply to ToastyLoaf, durn technologies.)

    • Adam
      Adam
      January 25, 2011, 1:21 am | # | Reply

      I always love a good 'ol Firefly reference.

      • Genetics schemtics
        Genetics schemtics
        January 26, 2011, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

        Great, now I feel less like a nerd now that I know I wasn't the only one to get that.

  13. NeroDB
    NeroDB
    January 24, 2011, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    Oh, me and the Sudden Neck Pain Pawn go way back…Just this morning he visited me.

    • NeroDB
      NeroDB
      January 24, 2011, 11:03 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry, *Faun.

  14. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    January 24, 2011, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

    Gnomes ARE perverts, so – yeah! Totally logical!

  15. BeastieBoy
    BeastieBoy
    January 24, 2011, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

    Sexy tetherballs? Thats a new one lol..

  16. Wickidchyld
    Wickidchyld
    January 25, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I don't believe I've e'er been visited by the wet dream gnome, the sudden neck pain faun, howe'er, just visited me last morn' unfortunately. 🙁

  17. bluntlyblue
    bluntlyblue
    January 25, 2011, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Thank you – I desperately needed a smile this morning. The Wet Dream Gnome is an instant classic 😀

  18. PJ Grogan
    PJ Grogan
    January 25, 2011, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    Well that explains everything

  19. wit
    wit
    January 25, 2011, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    That son of a bitch neck pain faun! Where is the bazooka leprechaun when you need him?

  20. tregarth
    tregarth
    January 25, 2011, 2:19 am | # | Reply

    The wet dream gnome is cute xD

  21. DarthCalvin
    DarthCalvin
    January 25, 2011, 2:31 am | # | Reply

    "Sudden Neck Pain Faun"…I would be rotfl, but that evil little #$&@# was on my neck all night last night…

    LOL! This is one of my favorites! 😀

  22. Darrin
    Darrin
    January 25, 2011, 2:37 am | # | Reply

    "wet dream gnome" LOLOL oh lordy that was funny

  23. That Chick
    That Chick
    January 25, 2011, 3:16 am | # | Reply

    I agree with the Tooth Fairy – I'd hate my job too. Don't know much about the Wet Dream Gnome being as I'm a girl and all but he is kinda cute. LOL But alas the Neck Pain Faun has stomped on my neck too many times to count…

  24. Johnnie
    Johnnie
    January 25, 2011, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    I still get visits from the Morning Breath Fairy who takes a crap in my mouth while I sleep.

  25. Kelly
    Kelly
    January 25, 2011, 3:55 am | # | Reply

    Love today's strip 🙂

  26. CoffeeKricket
    CoffeeKricket
    January 25, 2011, 4:12 am | # | Reply

    I love this comic and by extension, I love you. Let's grow old together in the way that people who never met and probably never will do.

  27. Brad
    Brad
    January 25, 2011, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    Sexy tether balls?…

  28. dse81
    dse81
    January 25, 2011, 5:33 am | # | Reply

    The wet dream gnome is just… disturbing…

  29. Wetcorps
    Wetcorps
    January 25, 2011, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    Just read the whole comic, laughed my ass off. Great job man.

  30. Stutterstep
    Stutterstep
    January 25, 2011, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    Hahaha, the image of breast swaying like tether balls with follow me throughout me day. Thank you.

  31. Stutterstep
    Stutterstep
    January 25, 2011, 6:50 am | # | Reply

    Multiple *breasts even.

  32. Law
    Law
    January 25, 2011, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    I thought the "sudden neck pain faun" would be represented better by the nerd bug! Shame on you:P!

    (Sorry for bad english, I'm from italy)

    • Erik
      Erik
      January 25, 2011, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

      Your English is fine.

  33. Angela
    Angela
    January 25, 2011, 7:25 am | # | Reply

    *kicks the Faun* So THAT is what caused it.

    • o0o
      o0o
      January 25, 2011, 10:11 am | # | Reply

      i could GUT that damn faun.

  34. kidra
    kidra
    January 25, 2011, 7:48 am | # | Reply

    Or back pain in my case. Still perfect! 😉

  35. datdude
    datdude
    January 25, 2011, 12:44 pm | # | Reply

    great work X D

  36. Jim Anderson
    Jim Anderson
    January 25, 2011, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    I know the Sudden Neck Pain Faun all too well.

  37. J Man
    J Man
    January 25, 2011, 3:14 pm | # | Reply

    Hey why did the gnome skip me in adolescence I have never ever had a wet dream ever. and im 23 but i do get the neck pains

  38. Matt
    Matt
    January 25, 2011, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    I thought I was the only one who's knees went a little weak at the site of a tetherball.

  39. Lillie
    Lillie
    January 25, 2011, 5:46 pm | # | Reply

    wow i finish reading every comic posted so far xP you are truly great artist, I cant wait for the next one….fuck I think I look a little addicted

  40. Supurbia
    Supurbia
    January 26, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    Love that last panel.

  41. amin
    amin
    January 26, 2011, 2:14 am | # | Reply

    still having this page open on my browser for more than 2 months.

    it surprised myself where i never have a page open more than 2 days. as lillie i'm kinda addicted… by the way the wet dream stuff is the best

    thanks ADAM for make these cool things we never thought about them this way

  42. Fran
    Fran
    January 26, 2011, 2:53 am | # | Reply

    I do not know how do the morning wood pixies do their job and I do not want to know.

  43. AJ
    AJ
    January 27, 2011, 3:11 am | # | Reply

    Oh hey! I was visited by the Faun this morning!

  44. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    March 29, 2013, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

    Tetherballs make the best boobs. Yeah.

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