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Prettify Your Potty

Prettify Your Potty

by Adam on February 4, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Blackwolf359
    Blackwolf359
    February 3, 2011, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

    Yes! Leave the mouse traps! Why would anyone mind them?!?!?!

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      February 4, 2011, 7:15 am | # | Reply

      That way they know you're not letting mice run around free!

  2. Dave
    Dave
    February 3, 2011, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    Sarrusophone?

    • ThatGirlFromRussia
      ThatGirlFromRussia
      March 18, 2011, 2:38 pm | # | Reply

      sarrusophone |səˈroōzəˌfōn; -ˈrəsə-|

      noun

      a member of a family of wind instruments similar to saxophones but with a double reed like an oboe.

  3. williamkattwiliams
    williamkattwiliams
    February 3, 2011, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

    To save people some typing:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarrusophone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51lcyVGorYQ

    Thanks for the edumacation, Adam, and congrats on the win. One garden shovel comin' your way!

  4. Nerd
    Nerd
    February 3, 2011, 6:12 pm | # | Reply

    It's funny cuz it's true!!

    I always subconsciously pay attention to the back of the potties!!

    And i pretty mine up when I have company cuz I know others are doing the same!!

  5. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    February 3, 2011, 6:14 pm | # | Reply

    The sarrusophone is a good choice for the back of the toilet. Where else would you keep a wind instrument?

    • Tim
      Tim
      February 3, 2011, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

      Nice.

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 4, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

      (insert rim-shot here)

      • The Dukenator
        The Dukenator
        February 4, 2011, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

        http://instantrimshot.com/

        • DoveLady
          DoveLady
          February 5, 2011, 8:38 am | # | Reply

          i used this.

      • The Daily Rhino
        The Daily Rhino
        February 10, 2011, 6:17 am | # | Reply

        (insert rim joke here)

        • Maoman
          Maoman
          February 13, 2011, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

          A rim walked into a bar. Later a fight broke out and the rim got shot. The Bartender couldn't help but say "BADUM TSSS"

  6. Joe_Kickass
    Joe_Kickass
    February 3, 2011, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    I guess the acoustics in that bathroom are pretty good. (just discovered this comic. Golden!!!!!!

  7. Michael
    Michael
    February 3, 2011, 6:32 pm | # | Reply

    HI! I have a very importat request PLEASE MAKE A BUG COMIC APP FOR THE NEWW DROID 2.2 all the other web comics i read are on 1 ap called daily comix please make one so i can not be bored after reading all the other comix PLEAAAAAAAASE!!!!

    • karine76
      karine76
      February 4, 2011, 3:03 am | # | Reply

      Oooh, that would be a gread idea for the iPods as well.

  8. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    February 3, 2011, 8:00 pm | # | Reply

    I have a collection of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader books. They show that I've willing to look past superficial flaws (silly name) and see the wonders within (fascinating stories to while away the bathroom hours).

    • Gryphen
      Gryphen
      February 5, 2011, 4:02 am | # | Reply

      I love those books.

  9. Raven
    Raven
    February 3, 2011, 8:12 pm | # | Reply

    What does "Heavy Metal" and "Conan" comics with toilet paper say?

  10. Darrin
    Darrin
    February 3, 2011, 8:39 pm | # | Reply

    Don't mess with Chuck, he might hear you.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      February 13, 2011, 5:34 pm | # | Reply

      If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cannot, you may have seconds left to live.

  11. tymime
    tymime
    February 3, 2011, 9:07 pm | # | Reply

    Yay sarrusophones! I guess they're more impressive than serpents or tromboons.

  12. ShootinPutin
    ShootinPutin
    February 3, 2011, 9:33 pm | # | Reply

    Does this count for people who use catholes instead of indoor plumbing?

  13. Fran
    Fran
    February 4, 2011, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    What's my top priority? Wake up already.

  14. mrpeach32
    mrpeach32
    February 4, 2011, 2:10 am | # | Reply

    It's my educated guess that today will be a red-letter day for "Sarrusophone" searches on google.

  15. Rey
    Rey
    February 4, 2011, 4:55 am | # | Reply

    Tromboon for me.

  16. Kilroy59
    Kilroy59
    February 4, 2011, 5:04 am | # | Reply

    I love how you can make it appear that "girl bug" has one eyebrow lifted just by tilting one of her eyes a bit.

    Man, I love this comic! I look forward to it every day. Congrats again on the win for best Gag-a-day comic.

  17. Eric
    Eric
    February 4, 2011, 6:39 am | # | Reply

    My god, the first panel is GENIUS, sir!

  18. Aubrey
    Aubrey
    February 4, 2011, 6:46 am | # | Reply

    first panel gets me every time. brilliant!

  19. Alex
    Alex
    February 4, 2011, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    What do you put on one of those toilet shelf setups? The different layers could get tricky.

  20. NET625
    NET625
    February 4, 2011, 10:02 am | # | Reply

    What would tweezers, an open box of q-tips and a role of toilet paper on the tank of my toilet say? It used to just be the role of paper which was kinda like a top hat for my toilet.

  21. Framtonm
    Framtonm
    February 4, 2011, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    A sarrusophone is an ill wind that nobody blows good!

  22. www.xhabyra.com
    www.xhabyra.com
    February 4, 2011, 6:06 pm | # | Reply

    OMFG!

    where do i buy chuck norris action comics!!!!!

    X-D

  23. Pajolero
    Pajolero
    February 4, 2011, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

    Well i have no problem with my mousetraps and i'm not going to get rid of them. Deal with it.

  24. Michael
    Michael
    February 5, 2011, 5:20 am | # | Reply

    No karine 76 no…JUST…droids 2.2. . . FOREVER!

  25. qwerty uipoa
    qwerty uipoa
    February 5, 2011, 7:58 am | # | Reply

    Sarrusophone? You won't get chicks with anything less than a tubax.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      February 13, 2011, 5:36 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, if you know anything at all, you know a Bass Clarinet is where it's at.

  26. Named
    Named
    February 6, 2011, 6:41 am | # | Reply

    Just gone through your entire archive in two sittings, this is my favourite strip though.

    There is very little on the interweb that actually incites laughter but by God does Bug, kudos on the awesome comic!

  27. Silas
    Silas
    February 6, 2011, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    Are those mouse-bugs, or just normal mice?

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      February 13, 2011, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

      Also, if they're Bugs, shouldn't the mice be HUGE? And what do actual bugs look like in Bug world? Are there Ants? Are they the same size as Bug? (OH GOD) Or are they small and harmless? What do they use to get rid of a bug infestation? Raid? Or are they similarly poisoned?

      AHHHH MAKE ME STOP!!!!!

  28. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 18, 2013, 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    A full ashtray?! YOU FREAKING SMOKE!!!?

  29. StuperMarkio
    StuperMarkio
    September 9, 2018, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    Only the TRULY cultured know what a sarrusophone is. She’s a keeper, Adam.

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