Why can't snowpeople have boobs? If you don't have any snowboobs you don't have any snow girls. If you don't have any snowgirls you can't have any snowsex.
Sadly, they tend to just fall off–if vandals don't take them out. I grew up in Colorado. We found the best ways to boobify snowwomen were (1) a framework of branches, (2) the recumbent snow slut, and (3) the final solution: use water to turn your snowbabes to ice babes. With a framework, the bottom half of the breasts would fall away, eventually.
This little old lady I know isn't a prude as such, she just like things to be neat and orderly. Here's what she told me..
"I had my grandsons visit this weekend and they build a snowman in my garden. However they didn't use the two pine cones and the carrot as eyes and nose, so suddenly I had this rather indecent snowman on my lawn… My grandsons thought it was hilarious, but I didn't really see it the same way… Of course it didn't get better 5 minutes later when the dog was busy molesting the snowman to get the carrot, sigh.."
I LOVE calvin's ideas with the snowmen. I still want to do the Easter Island driveway one, and the giant snowman yelling at all the little snow people.
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Watch out! That deviant might ask for a snow job! (sorry if this offends anyone but some puns are too good to ignore)
I can't believe it never occurred to me you can put breasts on a snow-creature. I guess that's what I get for living where it NEVER snows.
Why can't snowpeople have boobs? If you don't have any snowboobs you don't have any snow girls. If you don't have any snowgirls you can't have any snowsex.
and no snowsex means no more snowpeople. which means no more snowboobs. such a horrible cycle.
yeah, and where do you think other snowbabies come from? LOL
snowbabies come from snowhere
And snowhere is where the snowrks live. They bring the snowbabies to snowplace.
Woohoo! Snowpoon!!
The difference between snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs.
"I know a boobification when I see one", heh that is just excellent! A hard working cop doing his homework to be able to catch the "bad guys"
Suddenly the snow we just had yesterday in DK seems like a good thing/opportunity
boobification needs to be a word that is thrown around more often
I agree! Boobification-makes me giggle.
too bad it doesn't snow heavy here ;.(
Hilarious! Do snowboobs melt or simply lactate away?
Sadly, they tend to just fall off–if vandals don't take them out. I grew up in Colorado. We found the best ways to boobify snowwomen were (1) a framework of branches, (2) the recumbent snow slut, and (3) the final solution: use water to turn your snowbabes to ice babes. With a framework, the bottom half of the breasts would fall away, eventually.
This little old lady I know isn't a prude as such, she just like things to be neat and orderly. Here's what she told me..
"I had my grandsons visit this weekend and they build a snowman in my garden. However they didn't use the two pine cones and the carrot as eyes and nose, so suddenly I had this rather indecent snowman on my lawn… My grandsons thought it was hilarious, but I didn't really see it the same way… Of course it didn't get better 5 minutes later when the dog was busy molesting the snowman to get the carrot, sigh.."
Reminds me of a C'n'H strip.
"No, Calvin, we are NOT having an anatomically correct snowman in our frontyard!"
(Still amazed how did Waterson get away with that in a children's comic)
I LOVE calvin's ideas with the snowmen. I still want to do the Easter Island driveway one, and the giant snowman yelling at all the little snow people.
Nice trees. Wonder what’s up with them.
Looks like Laura got boobified several times in a row. Yowza!