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Nothing to Sneeze At

Nothing to Sneeze At

by Adam on April 29, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    April 29, 2011, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    WWOOOH POSSIBLY FIRST

  2. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    April 29, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    I’m kinda surprised girl bug came to see him. I’m also surprised that she has a baby – who’s the father?

  3. WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
    WAFFLES?!?!?!?!
    April 29, 2011, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Please, PLEASE for the love of GOD make Diabetic, talking Godzilla next up in the store…

    • cybergeek
      cybergeek
      April 29, 2011, 7:40 pm | # | Reply

      He probably can’t; my guess is that Godzilla is still copyrighted which means (I think) that he’d have to pay licensing fees if he wanted to profit off it (heh, that rhymed).

  4. Jep
    Jep
    April 29, 2011, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Man, Bug produces a lot of snot.

  5. Olentzero
    Olentzero
    April 29, 2011, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Sneeze into the crook of your elbow! Simple and elegant.

    • YannemanRobinson
      YannemanRobinson
      April 29, 2011, 2:10 am | # | Reply

      agree! and what’s wrong with sneezing in your hands in the panel 3-situation? or does that make me a foul bachelorette frog? walking around and sneezing in random stuff looks more retarded to me…

  6. tanuj
    tanuj
    April 29, 2011, 12:52 am | # | Reply

    by the way, what IS the IQ of an eggplant?

    • Chaucer
      Chaucer
      April 29, 2011, 1:29 am | # | Reply

      > IQ (George W. Bush) but < IQ (small community of shellfish)

      • GuesssWho
        GuesssWho
        April 29, 2011, 3:33 am | # | Reply

        Don’t you mean it the other way around? Bush is totally not smarter than shellfish. 😀

        • MastaPasta
          MastaPasta
          April 29, 2011, 4:58 am | # | Reply

          Nope, that is the right way around, it says:
          The IQ of an eggplant is greater than the IQ of George W. Bush, but less than the total IQ of a small community of shellfish.
          The crocodile always eats the bigger number, nice way to remember it if you need to.

        • Fornicater
          Fornicater
          April 29, 2011, 8:27 am | # | Reply

          Someone didn’t do too well in math class…>.<

          • Chaucer
            Chaucer
            April 29, 2011, 9:59 am | #

            Yeah, the teacher said we were going to study calculus, but I brush and floss regularly and had just had a complete cleaning.

      • tanuj
        tanuj
        April 29, 2011, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

        hey come one, leave poor W alone. He tried his best to run daddy’s company. Except when he didn’t.

  7. Arigatex
    Arigatex
    April 29, 2011, 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Diabetic Godzilla made my day, I prefer “rawr” to “roar” though.

  8. Raven
    Raven
    April 29, 2011, 1:54 am | # | Reply

    I need the diabetic Godzilla to remind me to take my blood sugar count. Where do I get one?

  9. kiousmih
    kiousmih
    April 29, 2011, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    Amazing as always!

  10. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    April 29, 2011, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    I think I’d prefer an anatomically correct Hello Kitty and an acetylene Blazing Sword-wielding (or is that welding?) Voltron.

    If you sneeze on someone from behind, you can just say you were misting them to keep ’em cool. Doesn’t work in the winter tho…

  11. Frances
    Frances
    April 29, 2011, 2:59 am | # | Reply

    Bug doesn’t believe in hankies?

    • VaguelyCreepy
      VaguelyCreepy
      April 29, 2013, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

      You mean reusable snot rags you carry around with you after gooing them up? I’ve never understood how that’s supposed to be hygienic.

  12. The Dukenator
    The Dukenator
    April 29, 2011, 3:26 am | # | Reply

    Hello Kitty Acetylene Torch? Checks Kittyhell.com and there’s no such thing, but the site has a lot of other crazy Hello Kitty shit.

  13. Weeta
    Weeta
    April 29, 2011, 6:01 am | # | Reply

    HAHAHAHA “Roar! I need insulin.”
    i am seriously dying
    love it, as always

    • Harry
      Harry
      April 29, 2011, 6:35 am | # | Reply

      Dying, eh? Diabetic Godzilla can probably help with that.

  14. mrpeach32
    mrpeach32
    April 29, 2011, 8:22 am | # | Reply

    Forgot the diabetic Godzilla, what I want from the last panel is the magic floating pillow.

    • lythera
      lythera
      April 29, 2011, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      me too =D

  15. Sean
    Sean
    April 29, 2011, 8:50 am | # | Reply

    Diabetic Godzilla, best thing ever! 😀

  16. msgsudz
    msgsudz
    April 29, 2011, 8:57 am | # | Reply

    I’m pretty sure “Roar! I need insulin.” will be the best thing I read all day. well done!

  17. Conincidental
    Conincidental
    April 29, 2011, 10:21 am | # | Reply

    Mere seconds before reading this comic, I had to sneeze. I sneezed over my iPad. 🙁 Awesome comic :3

    • Kelsey
      Kelsey
      April 30, 2011, 12:13 am | # | Reply

      Good choice, I’d sneeze on the iPad as well.

  18. Anna
    Anna
    April 29, 2011, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    Holding sneezes in kills brain cells????? Oh my God!

  19. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    April 29, 2011, 5:52 pm | # | Reply

    Diabetic-free Godzilla’s blood sugar level is OVER 9000!

  20. MYichao
    MYichao
    April 30, 2011, 10:00 am | # | Reply

    I want all of bug’s favorite things.

  21. Armin
    Armin
    April 30, 2011, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

    I can’t believe that there’s somebody else out there who knows about Voltron 🙂 You kind sir just got a fan for life 🙂 Also, great comic today.

  22. Hjörtur Hjartarson
    Hjörtur Hjartarson
    May 1, 2011, 4:56 pm | # | Reply

    hehe
    Well done 😆

  23. Bookman
    Bookman
    May 7, 2012, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

    i think i see a typo. in panel 1, bug says “I thought you’d appreciate I chose YOU over him.” but shouldn’t it say “I thought you’d appreciate I chose HIM over YOU”?

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 7, 2012, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

      He’s saying that he chose to spare her over him. But yeah, it doesn’t read very well.

  24. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 21, 2013, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

    I would sneeze upward.

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      January 26, 2014, 9:40 am | # | Reply

      Scratch that, if I was in Bug’s place in panel 3, I would sneeze on the fourth wall.

  25. Locku Cisse
    Locku Cisse
    August 10, 2013, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    And now all I can think about is how badly I want that Godzilla!!

  26. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    December 17, 2015, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

    That awkward moment when you press Random and it just takes you back to the exact same comic you were just reading.

  27. StuperMarkio
    StuperMarkio
    September 9, 2018, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    It’d just flood your respiratory system (which is probably why you needed to sneeze to begin with)

  28. ARandomGuy
    ARandomGuy
    February 24, 2022, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Me in 2022: Sneeze in your elbow. What else could you do?

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