awesome way to start my birthday! and yeah i think Satan is holding back a lot of money! we should sue him for it, there’s probably enough to go around…
I would think so. But how do you bring that up to your significant other? “Darling…I had a weak moment…with a red horned man name Lucifer and I’m pregnant.”
As mentioned in panel #1, this is “Warning signs that your child is the spawn of Satan”, so Mom Bug obviously didn’t know who she was boffing. Or maybe she signed up for in vitro fertilization. “Whoops, maybe that wasn’t donor #999!”
When I was a baby I almost strangled myself to death with my umbilical cord. Does that mean I’m a spawn of Satan? Or suicidal? Or just born a dumbass? >_>
When she was about 8 months old my daughter was having regular bouts of some heinous diaper rash. During one such episode I was struggling to restrain my daughter as I changed diapers and I, quite clearly, heard her call the name of the Dark Lord Satan. I’m still looking for the birthmark.
awesome way to start my birthday! and yeah i think Satan is holding back a lot of money! we should sue him for it, there’s probably enough to go around…
Shared Birthday High-Five!
Tres de Mayo for the win!!
The first panel is adorable. This topic seems full of potential hilarity.
Dude…how do you do it? So consistently funny! The baby bug bursting into flames…awesome!
Keep it up! You rock the casbah!
So if Satan is paying child support, does that mean the wife was messing around with Satan?
I would think so. But how do you bring that up to your significant other? “Darling…I had a weak moment…with a red horned man name Lucifer and I’m pregnant.”
caught that did ya? I’m shure it slid over everyone else’s heads. XD
Could just mean the kid was immaculately conceived. It allegedly happened once before.
As mentioned in panel #1, this is “Warning signs that your child is the spawn of Satan”, so Mom Bug obviously didn’t know who she was boffing. Or maybe she signed up for in vitro fertilization. “Whoops, maybe that wasn’t donor #999!”
When I was a baby I almost strangled myself to death with my umbilical cord. Does that mean I’m a spawn of Satan? Or suicidal? Or just born a dumbass? >_>
suicidal. u whanted to end it all then and there before ur life could get worse. XD
Another sign: Doesn’t like Mozart, but likes “Night on Bald Mountain”.
A tree is born!
*Checks Bible*
Damnit, the Armageddon only has 22 Chapters, is there any real secret message or have I just watched too many movies?
great stuff man, you make laugh every day
Apparently Satan can’t spare another $7.97! Honestly, this strip made me spill my drink all over myself!
Yay for the prince of darkness
See, now, I always thought that ALL BABIES were the spawn of satan and it was the job of parents to beat the devil out of them. Did I miss a meeting?
“It means the Prince of Darkness is lowballin’ us.”
Adam, you just won the Internet and the Game with that single line.
When she was about 8 months old my daughter was having regular bouts of some heinous diaper rash. During one such episode I was struggling to restrain my daughter as I changed diapers and I, quite clearly, heard her call the name of the Dark Lord Satan. I’m still looking for the birthmark.