The moment a true agnostic arrives in heaven, they'll realize the truth and convert for the sake of following the truth, which includes doing good, and will receive the usual treatment that lifelong worshipers receive.
Of course, this is all assuming the modern Christian heaven is where people will go. It’s kind of funny how everyone asserts that their religion/belief’s idea of the afterlife is absolutely right, but since they can’t really prove it, it becomes a bare assertion fallacy.
Oh well. With all the different afterlife theories that have floated around for thousands of years now, it doesn’t really matter what you do. You’ll wind up in some peoples’ “heaven” and some peoples’ “hell”.
Might as well just live your life however you see fit, since there’s no way to know for sure where you’ll go until you die. Unless you somehow manage to take a camcorder into the afterlife and then send it back xD
Since it’s an English comic, it makes sense to use an afterlife most English native speakers believe in, or at least have in mind, also most rebirth centered religions would require a different kind of joke altogether.
Narrator: Atheists are treated a little differently in heaven.
Atheist Bug: Oh Crap.
Christian Bug: Believe us Now, jerk?
—
Narrator: Instead of harps, wings and halos, they get a tuba, roller skates and a Kansas City Royals baseball cap.
Atheist Bug: Do I Have to wear this?
—
Narrator: Every day they receive indian burns from god.
Atheist Bug: Aah-Ow!
God Bug: Stings, don’t it?
—
Narrator: Their clouds can be co-opted for Christian activities.
Christian Bug: Beat it, non-believer. We need this space for wiffle ball.
That explains where my KC Royals hat went. The angles must have swooped down and taken it because they were short one.
I hope we have it as good as that!
Whew!
I'm sure glad heaven doesn't exist.
They are so rude there!
Amen to that
You need to read a more recent one, Godbug and Bug have changed it to "Wigga-Bigga-Boo"
Fine, be like that, just stay looking at your dead body for the rest of eternity don’t go to Heaven.
P.S. What makes you think you aren’t going to Hell?
i meant to reply to mordoz
You did, wingnut.
Word.
Meh, doesn't sound so bad.
Hillari-@$$
There's huge a difference between sports car enthusiast's and ricers…
What about agnostics?
The moment a true agnostic arrives in heaven, they'll realize the truth and convert for the sake of following the truth, which includes doing good, and will receive the usual treatment that lifelong worshipers receive.
true
The last panel reminded me of "shun the non-believer! Shuuuunnnn! Shhhhhhuuunnnn!"
“..in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony.” One of his best lines ever
It’s a MAAAAAAAGICAL liopleurodon!!
I wouldn't mind getting a free tuba and some rollerskates.
It might not cost money, but it sure ain't free.
I agree with mordoz!
Well a free pair of rollerskates sure beats an eternity in a void of complete nothingness.
So just like earth then?
Makes me glad I'm going to hell.
So God's a bully, Christians are obnoxious and Hell isn't real. Business as usual in the Kingdom of Heaven.
Yup, pretty much.
if atheists went to heaven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGGKraKmXc
@adam
Are you an atheist?
Of course, this is all assuming the modern Christian heaven is where people will go. It’s kind of funny how everyone asserts that their religion/belief’s idea of the afterlife is absolutely right, but since they can’t really prove it, it becomes a bare assertion fallacy.
Oh well. With all the different afterlife theories that have floated around for thousands of years now, it doesn’t really matter what you do. You’ll wind up in some peoples’ “heaven” and some peoples’ “hell”.
Might as well just live your life however you see fit, since there’s no way to know for sure where you’ll go until you die. Unless you somehow manage to take a camcorder into the afterlife and then send it back xD
Since it’s an English comic, it makes sense to use an afterlife most English native speakers believe in, or at least have in mind, also most rebirth centered religions would require a different kind of joke altogether.
given that christians go to heaven, theoretically speaking wouldn’t the souls of atheists just vaporize?
I assume that they would also get the cloud next to the noisy ice machine.
Everything you know is wrong.
Aw crud. I just hope my god takes mercy on me…
Though… I am PROBABLY royally screwed. >3<
…Better than hell
This is slightly less of a punishment now that the Royals made it into the postseason (for the first time in almost 30 years)
What do you call a denizen of heaven who is less than 90 degrees?
Acute angle.
Narrator: Atheists are treated a little differently in heaven.
Atheist Bug: Oh Crap.
Christian Bug: Believe us Now, jerk?
—
Narrator: Instead of harps, wings and halos, they get a tuba, roller skates and a Kansas City Royals baseball cap.
Atheist Bug: Do I Have to wear this?
—
Narrator: Every day they receive indian burns from god.
Atheist Bug: Aah-Ow!
God Bug: Stings, don’t it?
—
Narrator: Their clouds can be co-opted for Christian activities.
Christian Bug: Beat it, non-believer. We need this space for wiffle ball.