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You Gotta Keep ’em Separated

You Gotta Keep ’em Separated

by Adam on May 13, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    May 13, 2011, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    In panel 2 did you mean to say ”We’re not separated”?

    • Onebob
      Onebob
      May 13, 2011, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      No, “separated” is an unofficial divorce. In a court-of-law a couple can be separated but still married.

  2. Thejs
    Thejs
    May 13, 2011, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Probably not, since separation is often the precursor of divorce, you could call it a practice period. Hmm, like most jokes, its better unexplained.

  3. Love The Bad Guy
    Love The Bad Guy
    May 13, 2011, 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Weird pine cones can provide hours of entertainment! Tis certainly a legitimate reason to become separated from the hiking group. 🙂

  4. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    May 13, 2011, 2:00 am | # | Reply

    doesn’t every pine cone look like Edward James Olmos? The guy has more acne scarring than actual face. 😀

  5. MMM
    MMM
    May 13, 2011, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    😉

  6. DarkManX_BG
    DarkManX_BG
    May 13, 2011, 2:35 am | # | Reply

    Catching a reference to one of my favorite songs and realizing it came out 17 years ago suddenly makes me feel old 🙁

    Great comic as always. Love how the less insured twin defies the laws of mechanics AND anatomy at the same time.

    • beerland
      beerland
      May 13, 2011, 10:35 am | # | Reply

      Hey, hey, don’t pay no mind. You’re under 18, you won’t be doing any time. 😉

      • gadget0008
        gadget0008
        May 13, 2011, 6:29 pm | # | Reply

        hey heyyy, come out and play. 😛

  7. Raven
    Raven
    May 13, 2011, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if I would ever date a conjoined twin.

    • Quaxy
      Quaxy
      May 13, 2011, 2:40 am | # | Reply

      I wonder if I would ever date a pine cone shaped like Edward James Olmos.

      • Greyman1995
        Greyman1995
        May 13, 2011, 5:31 am | # | Reply

        I Don’t and wouldn’t that sounds painful

      • StepDad
        StepDad
        May 13, 2011, 7:59 am | # | Reply

        I wonder if I would ever date a married couple. There. Now we’re done.

        • Raven
          Raven
          May 13, 2011, 9:47 am | # | Reply

          Technically I have dated a married couple, but that’s best left to the adult sites.

          • HL
            HL
            May 13, 2011, 10:56 am | #

            A conjoined married couple that looked like Edward James Olmos?
            (…and “technically” begs explanation!)

  8. Sarah
    Sarah
    May 13, 2011, 5:50 am | # | Reply

    It’s you gotta keep ’em, not ’em. Should be an apostrophe, not an inverted comma. Apologies if pointing these things out is annoying, because in all fairness, your cartoons are brilliant. 🙂

    • Sarah
      Sarah
      May 13, 2011, 5:51 am | # | Reply

      Ok, and my keyboard won’t let me show what I mean, as it’s put up an inverted comma where I meant an apostrophe in “em”. Ah well.

  9. Shaggy
    Shaggy
    May 13, 2011, 8:27 am | # | Reply

    Practice makes perfect.

  10. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    May 13, 2011, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    The bigger bug in the third panel will win all the three legged potato sack races.

  11. Tmk552
    Tmk552
    May 13, 2011, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    The twins thing xD

  12. NeverSerious
    NeverSerious
    May 13, 2011, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

    Whole comic reminded me of this song:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM&feature=related

  13. MooSoo
    MooSoo
    May 14, 2011, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    I really enjoyed the fact that I was watching Stuck on You when I read this.

  14. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    May 14, 2011, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    Panel 4 would be much better if the doctor was holding a saw. Not only did one of the twins have better insurance than the other, but still crappy enough to warrant the use of a simple saw.

  15. Smitty
    Smitty
    May 15, 2011, 7:02 pm | # | Reply

    Healthcare these days can cost you an arm and a leg *rimshot*

  16. jillie
    jillie
    May 16, 2011, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    i love the title. i <3 the offspring 🙂

  17. Joe_Kickass
    Joe_Kickass
    June 22, 2011, 4:15 pm | # | Reply

    The Offspring reference just made this my favorite comic

  18. Hoshi Sanada
    Hoshi Sanada
    August 13, 2012, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    I love the calvin and hobbes reference in #3

  19. Cheese
    Cheese
    February 19, 2020, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    I could totally write a Bug fanfiction about a young bug and nerd bug getting separated from their hiking group.

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