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The Path to Pessimism

The Path to Pessimism

by Adam on May 23, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. eMayhem
    eMayhem
    May 23, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Wonderful 😀 I’m almost convinced that you can make a joke out of everything now Adam. Keep it up!

  2. JumpMan
    JumpMan
    May 23, 2011, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    the first panel made me laugh uncontrollably hard.

  3. Deamon
    Deamon
    May 23, 2011, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Aw, almost first.
    panel 3 made me LOL

  4. Raven
    Raven
    May 23, 2011, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    I’d be worried that it would hurt. I mean, I can’t get a paper cut without crying like a girl. Wait. I am a girl. Well, you know what I mean.

    • Love The Bad Guy
      Love The Bad Guy
      May 23, 2011, 2:52 am | # | Reply

      Forget getting stabbed! Death by paper cut would totally be the WORST way to die. Oh, the faint-but-constantly-stinging pain!

      • dragonxp
        dragonxp
        May 23, 2011, 6:17 pm | # | Reply

        How about being swarmed with insects?

        • NeonF1sh
          NeonF1sh
          May 23, 2011, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

          Face it dragon, insects have nothing on paper.

          • DTIBA
            DTIBA
            July 8, 2020, 7:17 am | #

            Clearly you’ve never been to Saskatchewan.

      • Kai Gon
        Kai Gon
        September 10, 2013, 5:29 am | # | Reply

        What about this way:
        Imagine you’re picking your nose while walking, trip over something, fall and drive your finger up into your brain.

        For me that’d be the worst way to die – by far! 😀

  5. Lawton
    Lawton
    May 23, 2011, 2:41 am | # | Reply

    There’s something hilarious about the way you draw a frustrated death bug.

    • J-J
      J-J
      May 23, 2011, 2:53 am | # | Reply

      This, and I am currently in love with the ghost bug that looks like it could be fake judging by the holes that his antennae come from… but we can never be quite sure 😀

      • Ima Peccable
        Ima Peccable
        May 28, 2011, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

        Those -could- be antennae plugs, not sure if they’d be store bought or do ghosts have transparent hairdressers?

  6. AdolfVonDuck
    AdolfVonDuck
    May 23, 2011, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    YAY for the Quantum Leap reference. I don’t really care what anyone says, I liked that show, despite my age.

    • Raen
      Raen
      May 24, 2011, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

      Quantum Leap was fantastic!

  7. Smølfen
    Smølfen
    May 23, 2011, 5:51 am | # | Reply

    hehe second panel is priceless

  8. Shananigans
    Shananigans
    May 23, 2011, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    Oh man, panel one is the story of my life. Love that last bit. Poor Grim.

  9. Geek Girl
    Geek Girl
    May 23, 2011, 6:37 am | # | Reply

    Y’know, I was just thinking I should start watching “Quantum Leap.” I think this is my excuse.

  10. seattleseth
    seattleseth
    May 23, 2011, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    “Oh Boy” 🙂

  11. MoonDust
    MoonDust
    May 23, 2011, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Is it a bad omen that my Birthday Bug comic is about death? XD

    Too funny.

  12. MidnightMadcap
    MidnightMadcap
    May 23, 2011, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    I have, in fact, experienced the “here’s where I get stabbed” moment, and it is rather terrifying. You comic, however, is amazing as always.

  13. MidnightMadcap
    MidnightMadcap
    May 23, 2011, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    I have, in fact, experienced the “here’s where I get stabbed” moment, and it is rather terrifying. Your comic, however, is amazing as always.

    • MidnightMadcap
      MidnightMadcap
      May 23, 2011, 10:16 am | # | Reply

      Obviously, I fail.

      • J-J
        J-J
        May 23, 2011, 11:41 am | # | Reply

        Correct you are, it seems.

  14. Lynne
    Lynne
    May 23, 2011, 11:39 am | # | Reply

    “Banana fana fo fed” is pure awesomeness.

  15. Psychotic Ninja
    Psychotic Ninja
    May 23, 2011, 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    Comic is great, first panel is great, but I think it would of been funnier if both bugs where thinking the same thing.

  16. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    May 23, 2011, 3:00 pm | # | Reply

    hahaha death bug is so awsm

  17. trav
    trav
    May 24, 2011, 2:05 pm | # | Reply

    day late, so most people won’t see this, but once i was walking down the drag by the college, and from about a block away i see a girl see me and start saying quietly “don’t walk too close to me. don’t walk to close to me. don’t walk too close to me.” she kept saying it, and kept increasing the volume, until as we came even with each other she started jumping up and down screaming “YOU’RE WALKING TOO CLOSE TO ME!!!” i had purple hair at the time, so i was used to some unusual interactions, but this was one of the most amusing.

  18. GuesssWho
    GuesssWho
    May 25, 2011, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    LOL Death must be sick of him.

  19. novascottch
    novascottch
    May 26, 2011, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

    haha! I LOVE Quantum Leap! And I like how the “ghost” bug needs holes in his sheet to stick his antennae through.

  20. Vishwas
    Vishwas
    May 27, 2011, 5:45 am | # | Reply

    I just laughed out loud in my office at the last panel.

  21. pinstripe
    pinstripe
    June 10, 2011, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    Death of the Bugs

    NO! IT IS NOT LIKE QUANTUM LEAP! IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I’M LEAVING YOU HERE!

  22. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    July 19, 2011, 7:28 pm | # | Reply

    I read bug comics, and find myself thinking for no reason, “What if Adam drew his bugs with triangular heads? Woud it seem somewhat off as if we inhabited some strange parallel universe? What if he drew them with round heads? Would we no longer see the priceless humor imbedded into each and every panel? What if…hey! A squirrel!”

  23. Zim
    Zim
    September 15, 2011, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    i do that all the time. some people just have that look like they are gonna stab you when they walk by

  24. Jennifer A
    Jennifer A
    March 4, 2012, 3:30 pm | # | Reply

    I hope I go out singing the Banana Fo Fana song. Great stuff, Adam!

  25. Izzie
    Izzie
    January 24, 2014, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

    If I was stabbed and was dying slowly, I’d finish the job myself. “STABBY STABBY STABBY”

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