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All’s Fair in Love and Grenades

All’s Fair in Love and Grenades

by Adam on May 25, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Blackwolf359
    Blackwolf359
    May 25, 2011, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Girl bug in last panel: “And who pulled the pin on that anyway?”
    Bug: “I dunno” *hides pin behind his back*

    • boigity
      boigity
      June 3, 2011, 5:15 pm | # | Reply

      ur not funny also ur an idiot

      • Echofon
        Echofon
        June 20, 2011, 11:56 pm | # | Reply

        Wholeheatedly agree.

        • Iforwhat
          Iforwhat
          December 19, 2011, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

          That would be *wholeheartedly*

      • Justme
        Justme
        February 15, 2019, 3:26 am | # | Reply

        Blackwolf359> Who indeed?

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      November 18, 2013, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

      I think it’s funny. Don’t be such a troll. If you don’t like it, don’t read it.

      • VeryPeeved
        VeryPeeved
        December 20, 2021, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

        wha- how exactly is he supposed to know whether or not he likes it without reading it? what kind of asinine logic is this?

  2. Certain Death 2
    Certain Death 2
    May 25, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Bruno Mars does.

  3. Ame
    Ame
    May 25, 2011, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Not fair!. We so deserve the loved-a-man bug version in the next issue.

  4. Zulu
    Zulu
    May 25, 2011, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Great, now i have grenade by bruno mars stuck in my head…

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      May 25, 2011, 2:26 am | # | Reply

      You say this like it’s a bad thing. 🙂

  5. Tom
    Tom
    May 25, 2011, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    This was Christmas last year for me.

    • NeverSerious
      NeverSerious
      May 25, 2011, 1:01 pm | # | Reply

      You got grenades for Christmas?

  6. kidrasan
    kidrasan
    May 25, 2011, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    I’ve never hurt anyone I loved “less than that.” But I’ve thought about it. Hard.

  7. Goeber.com
    Goeber.com
    May 25, 2011, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    boom!

  8. Victor
    Victor
    May 25, 2011, 3:26 am | # | Reply

    And don’t even get me started with “throwing my hand on a blade for ya”, totally impractical!

  9. Brass Monkey
    Brass Monkey
    May 25, 2011, 4:26 am | # | Reply

    You just never know when a grenade is gonna get thrown at ya, hah

  10. Doomboy911
    Doomboy911
    May 25, 2011, 5:42 am | # | Reply

    I think I love this one gal enough to pull her away from it. Although with my luck the pull would only cause her to get closer to it. Than I’d have to sleep on the couch.

  11. Antony
    Antony
    May 25, 2011, 6:39 am | # | Reply

    Congratulations on your web comic. I love it!

    Keep it up!

  12. eMayhem
    eMayhem
    May 25, 2011, 6:44 am | # | Reply

    Your brain is one sick, perverted pile of comedy tissue Adam. I love it.

  13. rsngphoenix8
    rsngphoenix8
    May 25, 2011, 8:10 am | # | Reply

    Love it! Been told quite a lot by my dad that he loved me so much he’d die for me all the time, but really all a kid wants is for their dad to share a morning of Saturday cartoons with them or a single conversation not about politics.

    • MidnightMadcap
      MidnightMadcap
      May 25, 2011, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

      Amen!

  14. 432
    432
    May 25, 2011, 9:03 am | # | Reply

    I think I know that bug.

  15. Brad Diller
    Brad Diller
    May 25, 2011, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    The second panel is a masterpiece!

  16. Raven
    Raven
    May 25, 2011, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    When are you going to publish a book of these, Adam?

  17. Turbo Sloth
    Turbo Sloth
    May 25, 2011, 9:27 am | # | Reply

    I’ll jump on an inactive grenade for you! Then I’ll pull the pin and throw it at a WBC van or something.

  18. J-L
    J-L
    May 25, 2011, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    I love the way that the female bug in the third panel has a cast on her antenna.

  19. AdolfVonDuck
    AdolfVonDuck
    May 25, 2011, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    I feel sorry for any ex-girlfriends of your that have seen this

  20. Hjörtur Hjartarson
    Hjörtur Hjartarson
    May 25, 2011, 11:07 am | # | Reply

    Haha,
    I’m sending this one to my fiancé.

  21. Computer Matthew
    Computer Matthew
    May 25, 2011, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    Today’s comic strip brought to you by Bruno Mars.

  22. Jason
    Jason
    May 25, 2011, 12:31 pm | # | Reply

    Like when we say, “I’ll die for you!” but when that person asks us to take out the trash, that task (or any simple household chore) is somehow harder to do than dying.

  23. /b/
    /b/
    May 25, 2011, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

    Sid and Nancy reference in the first panel?

  24. Fred
    Fred
    May 25, 2011, 4:36 pm | # | Reply

    I think inthe third panel it should be for me, not from me

    • Saskfan
      Saskfan
      November 11, 2013, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      No, I think bug is suggesting that Lady Bug shouldn’t have waited for an invitation to join him in perambulating yonder at a higher than usual velocity.

      In short “Why didn’t YOU run too?!?”

  25. MidnightMadcap
    MidnightMadcap
    May 25, 2011, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

    I love it! “Napalm Nancy.” Excellent.

  26. novascottch
    novascottch
    May 26, 2011, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

    Girl bug in the last panel is thinking, “If all is fair in love, then this means WAR!”

  27. KrayzePenguin
    KrayzePenguin
    June 6, 2011, 9:58 pm | # | Reply

    Love it!!!!

  28. haydenelrics
    haydenelrics
    July 5, 2011, 5:10 am | # | Reply

    What would be bug’s version of “Lazy Day”?

  29. VaguelyCreepy
    VaguelyCreepy
    April 30, 2013, 5:39 pm | # | Reply

    Again – second panel, take off the text box, I’d buy a full-sized print.

  30. Camolot the Creator
    Camolot the Creator
    August 8, 2016, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    Unless you are stuck in a small room with a grenade, I don’t see why you wouldn’t just kick it away.
    Worse case scenario, you loose a foot, which absorbs most of the damage and probably saves your life.
    Best case scenario, it goes out a window and kills whomever threw the grenade in the first place.

    • Wraj
      Wraj
      August 17, 2017, 3:32 am | # | Reply

      This post has been here a while, and while the situation is remarkably uncommon, the above advice could prove less than helpful.

      A grenade or any other unshaped explosion spreads out in a sphere. That means that the energy/damage/danger is related to the radius cubed. That means that if you have time to kick it away, you would have been safer diving for cover. If you don’t have quite enough time to kick it away, trying would be deadly.

      Dive away, point your feet/legs towards it, and cover the back of your head. Your feet/legs will absorb the shrapnel so that your major arteries and internal organs are protected. Covering your head with your arms will absorb some of the shrapnel that will ricochet around the room instead of your scalp.

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