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Just Desserts

Just Desserts

by Adam on May 26, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. BoB
    BoB
    May 26, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    That last panel is me after 1 bite of pizza, or pasta, or anything. Restaurant food is a cruel meal.

  2. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    May 26, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    And this is why it’s fun to sometimes go to a restaurant for dessert only. The waiter might give you a funny look, but Goddamn, is it a yummy night. 😛

    • Caitlyn
      Caitlyn
      May 26, 2011, 8:29 am | # | Reply

      it’s quite simple: you eat dinner, then go to a movie or take a walk or sit in the car for long enough to digest (good time to talk) then go to a different restaurant for dessert.

      • That Guy
        That Guy
        May 28, 2011, 11:13 am | # | Reply

        I could have sworn that said “take a shit in the car”, which admittedly would free up some room for dessert.

        At a price.

  3. eMayhem
    eMayhem
    May 26, 2011, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Third panel. Ahahaha

  4. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    May 26, 2011, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Weakling, a real man will always be able to force down some dessert..

    • Gwalchgwn
      Gwalchgwn
      May 26, 2011, 3:54 am | # | Reply

      Disagreed. A man only has one stomach, if he had enough he had enough
      A woman on contrary has two stomachs … If she had enough .. she can still go for the dessert.

      • lythera
        lythera
        May 26, 2011, 11:21 am | # | Reply

        that’s only if she doesn’t eat to much of the main meal XD

  5. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    May 26, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint…

    • Canadian Nerd
      Canadian Nerd
      May 26, 2011, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      Mr. Creosote: “No, I’m completely full. Bugger off”. Perhaps Monty Python’s most grotesque skit. Funny though!

    • Deamon
      Deamon
      May 26, 2011, 3:51 am | # | Reply

      boom

  6. Raven
    Raven
    May 26, 2011, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    Ever go to a restaurant where they serve sorbet in between dishes? Ugh. Food, ice cream. food, ice cream. Rinse and repeat.

    • bowmazon
      bowmazon
      May 26, 2011, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      Sorbet is served in between dishes to help cleanse the palate & help you taste your next course better.

    • novascottch
      novascottch
      May 26, 2011, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

      It’s a “pallet cleanser”!

  7. Saethori
    Saethori
    May 26, 2011, 3:45 am | # | Reply

    For some reason, all I can think about is what happened to Bug’s Inward 3 1/2 Somersault, when he got suddenly distracted by food. It was a pretty precarious position to suddenly daydream in!

  8. AlphabetFish
    AlphabetFish
    May 26, 2011, 7:22 am | # | Reply

    I love this (especially the staple gun)! What I do sometimes is order an appetizer and then a dessert. 😀

  9. author
    author
    May 26, 2011, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Did you successfully execute your inward 3.5 somersault?

  10. PieMan
    PieMan
    May 26, 2011, 11:23 am | # | Reply

    Marie Callendars FTW

  11. lythera
    lythera
    May 26, 2011, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    whait… isn’t an inward 3 1/2 somersault just falling backwards of a diving board? Holy crap you have guts good sir! Either that our your completly out of your mind! XD

  12. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    May 26, 2011, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    dang, bug got hardcore bloated in the last panel. i used to be that way as well but now that we dont eat out that much cuase its way expensive i make sure it is a super enjoyable exp. and just order my all time fave and no appatizers(or i would be bug style bloated), cuase i probably wont go out for a wile again 😮

  13. Cheeco
    Cheeco
    May 26, 2011, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    This is why I eat dessert first 🙂

  14. ⬡
    ⬡
    May 26, 2011, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

    Wait… can you get dessert to go, and just keep it in the fridge until you’re hungry again? o.o

  15. Grim
    Grim
    May 26, 2011, 7:07 pm | # | Reply

    My advice: A Five course dessert dinner. Salad: Jello, of course. Entree: Double fudge brownie a-la-mode. For sides: Assorted Miniature Fruit Tarts, Oatmeal Raisin Cookies, and Mixed Skittles and M & Ms. Drink is a shake of your choice. Now, Dinner and desert in one.

    Oh and for desert: Steak.

    • lythera
      lythera
      June 5, 2011, 10:30 am | # | Reply

      i sence a heart attack in your future XD

  16. Col. Slime
    Col. Slime
    May 26, 2011, 10:55 pm | # | Reply

    I love the two different sized eyes on bloat-bug at the end!

  17. Nick
    Nick
    May 27, 2011, 2:20 am | # | Reply

    That is why you order a big chicken salad to balance out the upcoming torrent of diabetes-inducing dessert that you end up getting afterwards.

  18. Ollum
    Ollum
    May 27, 2011, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    best…first…panel…ever!

  19. Pertobello
    Pertobello
    May 30, 2011, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

    What I love about your comic is your ability to take an every day situation that everyone deals with, then turn it into something whacky and unexpected, so whacky ppl will enjoy it automatically, but anyone can still relate.

  20. Jeffster
    Jeffster
    January 18, 2013, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    the trick is to order dessert first. 🙂

  21. Viraj
    Viraj
    September 16, 2015, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

    So what happened to the 3.5 somersault?

  22. Anon
    Anon
    April 14, 2016, 12:42 pm | # | Reply

    Bug from the last panel looks like old Bug.

  23. Golnor
    Golnor
    March 10, 2018, 4:34 pm | # | Reply

    In an interesting turn of events, I am in a restaurant and they just brought me my dessert.

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