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Sorcerer in the Slammer

Sorcerer in the Slammer

by Adam on June 2, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Apple9
    Apple9
    June 2, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Is it illegal to turn someones face into a writhing mass of scorpions?

    • Rai
      Rai
      June 2, 2011, 8:44 am | # | Reply

      Well, I presume it would make breathing difficult. And eating.

  2. tudza
    tudza
    June 2, 2011, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Didn’t you learn anything from Sorcerer’s Apprentice, that is aside from not going to movies staring Nicholas Cage? A real wizard doesn’t need a wand.

    • pushpak
      pushpak
      June 2, 2011, 3:29 am | # | Reply

      ya but they need rings and staffs to use their magic power no different than wands..

  3. Brass Monkey
    Brass Monkey
    June 2, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    Hooooot pockets!

  4. Thorbjørn
    Thorbjørn
    June 2, 2011, 3:47 am | # | Reply

    So…his wand went flaccid? Happens to the best of’em.

  5. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    June 2, 2011, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    Nerd bug has had a lot of jobs in his lifetime… 😛

  6. Supurbia
    Supurbia
    June 2, 2011, 4:43 am | # | Reply

    Apparation-proof jail?

    /HPnerd

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      June 2, 2011, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

      You mean “apparition”. 😉

      /Much-more-pedantic-HP-nerd

      • Micah
        Micah
        June 15, 2011, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

        Wait, what? Supurbia was correct.

  7. Jennifer
    Jennifer
    June 2, 2011, 10:03 am | # | Reply

    Dumbledork – love it!

  8. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 2, 2011, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

    Next time my neighbor’s dog does his “dooty” in my yard, I’m seriously considering turning his face into a writhing mass of scorpions, I tell you what!
    And yes, Dumbledork is a work of pure art. I’m telling you (and this is praise of the highest order here), you are approaching “Calvin & Hobbes” level genius in my book!

  9. Raven
    Raven
    June 2, 2011, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    Tying the beard into the belt loop…. there’s a dominator in you just dying to get out, Adam.

  10. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    June 2, 2011, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

    hahah i like how u said prison bride instead of the actaul term

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 2, 2011, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

      Ha-ha. Yeah, I considered it, but it sounded too harsh.

  11. Belial
    Belial
    June 2, 2011, 8:56 pm | # | Reply

    lol, the third panel’s the best

  12. Joshua Swanagon
    Joshua Swanagon
    June 2, 2011, 11:00 pm | # | Reply

    Heating up Hot Pockets?! That’s what those wands are for. I’ve been making my cat walk on the ceiling. It’s freaking it out, and there’s the funny factor. But heating up Hot Pockets, now there’s utility.

  13. Nick
    Nick
    June 4, 2011, 3:57 am | # | Reply

    Hot pockets… I guess instead of slaying that dragon, I could have been eating yummy pizza incased in oven-baked bread.

    Such a waste of time and magic to kill dragons…

  14. Izzie
    Izzie
    January 8, 2014, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

    Can’t Dumbledork just go to Ollicrappers? (Couldn’t resist the joke, i’m a huge Harry Potter fan and yeah kthxbai)

    • Izzie
      Izzie
      January 8, 2014, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

      ……(Replying to panel 4 this comment is /\
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