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Quiet But Lethal

Quiet But Lethal

by Adam on June 6, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. jonnyb
    jonnyb
    June 6, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Ok… I’m gonna get crap for this, but… ninjas are SO DAMN OVERRATED

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      June 6, 2011, 1:38 am | # | Reply

      *le gasp!*

      WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HOW COULD YOU SAY…

      …Yeah, actually, I dunno where the ninja craze came from, but it can be a bit OTT. There’s even a kids cooking show that has a ninja, for reasons unknown to me.

      But it’s ok when Adam does ninjas. Cause Adam is awesome. 😛

    • Iosif
      Iosif
      June 6, 2011, 11:31 am | # | Reply

      Ye’r right. Ninjas ARE overrated. They went extint about two hundred years ago. Do you know who put the ninjas on exctinction? Samurais! Hell yeah!

      • MYichao
        MYichao
        June 6, 2011, 12:29 pm | # | Reply

        Is that factually accurate? I thought it was the other way around.

        Also, the alliteration in panel 3 is win.

        • LowExpectations
          LowExpectations
          July 10, 2012, 11:34 pm | # | Reply

          It really was. Both of your points.

          …yup.

      • DoctorCoolPants
        DoctorCoolPants
        June 6, 2011, 11:12 pm | # | Reply

        Ninjas and Samurai were often the same people. Samurai by day, Ninja by night.

        Heh heh “Drop ass”

      • Eide
        Eide
        June 16, 2011, 9:09 am | # | Reply

        Originally ninjutsu were just the art of avoiding combat. It was, among other things, used by peasants to get away from samurais. The well known throwing star, or shuriken, was used to make sounds and distract the samurai while the ninja escaped. Of course this was perfected into a martial art after a while. And you can’t really say that samurais exterminated ninjas or the other way round as Ninjutsu is a martial art and the samurais were more like a knighthood. Ninjutsu is just a way of fighting/avoiding combat.

        • Iosif
          Iosif
          June 18, 2011, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

          Samurais DID exterminate ninjas. They surrounded them. A thousand Samurais against 1 ninja, so the poor ninja couldn’t escape and then, the samurais slashed the ninjas with katanas!

          • Daroob
            Daroob
            July 2, 2011, 9:37 am | #

            Sometimes, it seems like the comments section is a giant game of Bladerdash. Have any of you played that game? You are supposed to try and guess which snipet of information is real from among a whole passel of hooey…

          • jared the dreamer
            jared the dreamer
            July 23, 2011, 10:40 pm | #

            *cough* Pirates *cough*

    • Moridin
      Moridin
      May 16, 2013, 2:39 am | # | Reply

      I agree. They’re just glorified assassins.

      • verypeeved
        verypeeved
        December 6, 2015, 9:17 am | # | Reply

        assassins are completely different.

  2. Hierro
    Hierro
    June 6, 2011, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Hahaha! This is just great!
    Big laughs all the way through!
    You just made my day Adam 🙂

  3. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    June 6, 2011, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    If I had nickel for every time someone has asked, “Did those begonias just drop ass?” … well, I’d have a nickel.

    • Luke
      Luke
      June 6, 2011, 2:25 am | # | Reply

      And I too would have a nickel, and then we’d have 2 nickels. What’s that in GBP?

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        June 6, 2011, 9:44 am | # | Reply

        About 6p. (Ten cents US.)

    • J-J
      J-J
      June 6, 2011, 9:46 am | # | Reply

      Can I have it in €?

      Another one that surely would have knocked me off my chair were I sitting on one. Surfing from a couch has it’s advantages 😉

  4. Dystopia Function
    Dystopia Function
    June 6, 2011, 12:41 am | # | Reply

    @Captain Scatchy
    Thats a keepsake.

    On the topic of back to the future, what would happen if you played it backwards?

  5. dreamweaver13
    dreamweaver13
    June 6, 2011, 12:43 am | # | Reply

    Holy fart, that last panel had me in stitches!!

  6. Electromikey
    Electromikey
    June 6, 2011, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    Funniest thing I’ve read in WEEKS.

  7. Droophoria
    Droophoria
    June 6, 2011, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    The lil’ ninja bugs, and the “Master” bug…. classic, awesome, just wow lmao.

    • Droophoria
      Droophoria
      June 6, 2011, 2:12 am | # | Reply

      his little fu man chu and top knot!! roflz xD

  8. Psychotic Ninja
    Psychotic Ninja
    June 6, 2011, 2:17 am | # | Reply

    I don’t know why, but with my family, doesn’t matter how old you are, but we find fart jokes to be really really REALLY funny, so it was REALLY hard to get past the second panel.

  9. Dread Pirate Roberts
    Dread Pirate Roberts
    June 6, 2011, 2:33 am | # | Reply

    Panel 1 is fantastic – such a natural segue from one concept to another.

  10. dr_Jadran
    dr_Jadran
    June 6, 2011, 3:18 am | # | Reply

    One of the best yet!!! I got my friends addicted to your comic, Adam!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 6, 2011, 7:36 am | # | Reply

      Sweet! Thanks!

  11. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    June 6, 2011, 4:00 am | # | Reply

    Nah! Bug’s irrepressible desire to discuss movies would STILL give him away:
    http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/its-ninja-time/

    Also… that is a dead-on Pai Mei bug. Nice job!

  12. JGJones
    JGJones
    June 6, 2011, 4:25 am | # | Reply

    OK…I wanna be a ninja now just for that last panel.

    Got me laughing out loud today Adam 🙂

  13. mraskani
    mraskani
    June 6, 2011, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    Ha ha ha this is friggin brilliant. I wanna know what sick twisted mind came up with this?! Cos it’s absolute genius!

    • Stranger
      Stranger
      June 6, 2011, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      He said he did whilst fixing his Back to the Future cassette

  14. Owen
    Owen
    June 6, 2011, 4:59 am | # | Reply

    I love every panel of this comic, but what I think I love most is that panel 1 doesn’t even need to be a joke.

  15. Straw
    Straw
    June 6, 2011, 5:07 am | # | Reply

    Using a straw gently pushed up their backwards may help release the pressure, preventing sonorous blats.

  16. fudgy
    fudgy
    June 6, 2011, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    in frame #3 it kinda looks like someone drove a big dagger through the top of that old dude’s head (the beard being the blade). at least i thought so. =)

  17. ELLIE XD
    ELLIE XD
    June 6, 2011, 5:50 am | # | Reply

    My boyfriend knows how to do a silent fart…. he told me it was so he could fart in school. Perhaps he is a ninja!!

  18. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    June 6, 2011, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    That explains why my plants kee… *thud*

  19. Thejs
    Thejs
    June 6, 2011, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    Is this the beginning of a Ninja themed week?

  20. Hector
    Hector
    June 6, 2011, 6:09 am | # | Reply

    4 panels of laughs. Owen is right. Each panel could stand on its own.

    BOOK! I need Bug books to give this Christmas!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 6, 2011, 7:38 am | # | Reply

      Workin’ on it.

      • Nick
        Nick
        June 6, 2011, 7:55 am | # | Reply

        Awesome!

      • Ink
        Ink
        June 6, 2011, 8:35 am | # | Reply

        Wooo! Book! XD

      • Frances
        Frances
        June 6, 2011, 4:48 pm | # | Reply

        Yay, book!

        Thanks again for a comic that has me in such convulsions that my husband looks at me very oddly 😀

  21. S and/or M
    S and/or M
    June 6, 2011, 6:19 am | # | Reply

    You always start with the most random things Adam haha “Repairing audio cassette of Back to The Future” anyway great comic as always keep it up! 😀

  22. Akshay Dhar
    Akshay Dhar
    June 6, 2011, 6:39 am | # | Reply

    Hey, been reading this strip for a while and it remains hands down one of the funniest things Ive ever read.
    Respect for your killer sense of humour from here in India man, Im recommending this site to everyone I know who can take it! Cheers!

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 6, 2011, 7:39 am | # | Reply

      Thanks a lot, man!

  23. Geek Girl
    Geek Girl
    June 6, 2011, 6:43 am | # | Reply

    I *love* Sensai Bug. Classic.

  24. Evilgirltroll~♥
    Evilgirltroll~♥
    June 6, 2011, 7:05 am | # | Reply

    I don’t want to know what he did to his but to make it sound like a flute o_o

  25. Raven
    Raven
    June 6, 2011, 7:39 am | # | Reply

    Spread the cheeks apart. No sound.

    • Nick
      Nick
      June 6, 2011, 7:56 am | # | Reply

      Hard to do while hanging from a ceiling corner.

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        June 6, 2011, 9:39 am | # | Reply

        Hey, he’s a ninja. Hard is part of the job.

        Are there female ninjas? Do they have this problem?

        • lythera
          lythera
          June 6, 2011, 10:33 am | # | Reply

          yes but most have mastered the art of no sound… but smell might still be a problem.

  26. Sean
    Sean
    June 6, 2011, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    Muscle control and a diet designed to minimize smell would be my bet. On a similar note, before going into battle samurai would eat a special diet designed to prevent them from crapping their pants if they died.

  27. Eli
    Eli
    June 6, 2011, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

    You have the strangest thoughts at the most absurd times.

    I like this.

  28. FormerUSMC
    FormerUSMC
    June 6, 2011, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

    I just can’t get past the concept that
    1. You have a Back to the Future soundtrack CASSETTE.
    2. You care enough to fix said cassette.
    3. The implication is that you have something to use said cassette IN.

  29. Joreal
    Joreal
    June 6, 2011, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

    I laughed through the entirety of this strip, and it too two minutes for me to read. I had to pause for breathing breaks and look away from the monitor to ensure I didn’t faint. I think you win.

  30. KrayzePenguin
    KrayzePenguin
    June 6, 2011, 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    hahahah Oh goodness

  31. Lynne
    Lynne
    June 6, 2011, 11:25 pm | # | Reply

    Gad. I am old enough to know exactly how a pencil would be used to help repair a cassette tape.

    • Talemar
      Talemar
      June 8, 2011, 6:18 am | # | Reply

      I’m only 24 and I remember winding cassettes… both the audio and video brands. Sometimes if I was bored, I would pull the tape out of old crappy films to kill time rewinding it.

  32. Shark P. Keaton
    Shark P. Keaton
    June 7, 2011, 6:23 pm | # | Reply

    I HAVE that soundtrack on tape!!!

  33. Micah
    Micah
    June 15, 2011, 8:54 pm | # | Reply

    I could say, “Hush their Hiney Hullabaloo” all day! It kind of reminds me of slang from country folk

  34. haydenelrics
    haydenelrics
    July 15, 2011, 8:18 am | # | Reply

    Audio cassette WIN!

  35. Kimberly Temple
    Kimberly Temple
    August 10, 2011, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

    I actually prefer Pirates. :O But your Ninjas are the most awesome ninjas. I don’t usually laugh at fart jokes….ever, but this comic is just too hilarious! The third panel is so funny! XD

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