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A Cavalcade of Characters

A Cavalcade of Characters

by Adam on June 8, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    June 8, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Mmmm… Corner pieces. 😛

  2. TB Tabby
    TB Tabby
    June 8, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    ’90s Bug!

    • Psychotic Ninja
      Psychotic Ninja
      June 8, 2011, 2:11 am | # | Reply

      How dare you beat me to calling him ’90s Bug!

      • Talia
        Talia
        October 29, 2011, 3:15 pm | # | Reply

        There should be a 30s gang bug

    • Lair of Rockwhales
      Lair of Rockwhales
      October 24, 2012, 11:23 am | # | Reply

      That was the first thing I thought too

  3. BoB
    BoB
    June 8, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    The ballerina scares me.

  4. lolman1857
    lolman1857
    June 8, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Needs Moar Girls (Maybe Lady-Bugs?)

  5. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    June 8, 2011, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    I’m pretty sure we’ve already seen 3 (with cloven hooves)
    and 6 (with semi-automatic weapons).
    2 is a bit like Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light.
    5 has potential. The armless disability’s a nice touch.
    I’m on record in support of a Mohammed bug…
    but the obvious ones we still haven’t seen
    are mom bug and grampa bug! Hmm.

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      June 8, 2011, 12:49 pm | # | Reply

      Also, there aren’t *nearly* enough gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender bugs!

  6. Goeber.com
    Goeber.com
    June 8, 2011, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    belching ballerina is my favorite.

  7. Supurbia
    Supurbia
    June 8, 2011, 4:48 am | # | Reply

    Sort of like the Sonic games, right?

    • Lair of Rockwhales
      Lair of Rockwhales
      October 24, 2012, 11:22 am | # | Reply

      Uh…no, nothing like Sonic games.

  8. Jens
    Jens
    June 8, 2011, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    Poochie! Now where is the shark?

  9. Waldir
    Waldir
    June 8, 2011, 6:06 am | # | Reply

    I’m really ashamed for never being able to burp my whole name.

  10. Jason
    Jason
    June 8, 2011, 6:09 am | # | Reply

    I’ve never been upset when someone took the corner pieces of my cake

    But then again, I’ve only ever had round cakes……*sob*

  11. Hector
    Hector
    June 8, 2011, 6:33 am | # | Reply

    Maxim gives you wisdom from deep inside a cleavage?

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      June 8, 2011, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

      So men aren’t all perverts, they just believe there is great wisdom hidden deep inside certain womens’ cleavage. But the only way to know which women is to check them all…

      • VaguelyCreepy
        VaguelyCreepy
        May 2, 2013, 4:52 pm | # | Reply

        So it’s like God’s “Rack of Infinite Wisdom” from American Dad?

  12. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    June 8, 2011, 7:14 am | # | Reply

    Wow, that last panel sounds like an insure refrence to mastrabation

  13. BugFan
    BugFan
    June 8, 2011, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    … but my birthday cake was a circle

  14. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 8, 2011, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    Hilarious as per usual. I agree with whoever said we need a Grampa Bug. I’m sure he would be sufficiently curmudgeonly to please us all.
    And no, the last panel doesn’t suggest “mastrabation” (sic). It suggest a beer-drinking, frat-house dwelling, college bug. I see potential!
    Thanks again for the laugh.

  15. Insanelyzanter
    Insanelyzanter
    June 8, 2011, 8:04 am | # | Reply

    I’m wondering what the Bug pinups would contain.

    “Aw yeah. Check out the slightly thicker line on the back half of THIS babe!”

  16. Dabisnit
    Dabisnit
    June 8, 2011, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    I definitely like the last one. Is the one in the second third panel a Jewish guy? That’s what it looks like to me. We definitely need a old cranky grampa bug 🙂 I love how I can show this comic to my parents but not always Cyanide and Happiness (who led me to this site). I dont like them as much. Yours is clean (not raunchy) humor who people can get (except maybe the “Wang computer” a few months ago. This is a unique comic like Dilbert which I read every day. I love it here

  17. That Chick
    That Chick
    June 8, 2011, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    HA! Jersey Shore reference in the last panel? Love it!

    The boobs on Maxim bug are a nice touch too!

  18. Dan
    Dan
    June 8, 2011, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    The dude with the backwards cap on has to place his sunglasses on the back too. Then, and only then, will he be the ultimate douche bag.

  19. Rhea
    Rhea
    June 8, 2011, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    If these are the choices, I’d definitely go with Belching Ballerina. Birch beer is even better– you can rip the plaster off the wall with that stuff.

  20. Lala
    Lala
    June 8, 2011, 10:24 am | # | Reply

    I avoid the corner pieces. Middle pieces are where it’s at, all soft and untainted by the sides of the pan. Same with brownies. That ‘all side pieces’ brownie pan would be the worst thing ever for me.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      June 8, 2011, 11:24 pm | # | Reply

      But whether you like those or not, you have to admit it’s brilliant. 😀

  21. Malikisfunny
    Malikisfunny
    June 8, 2011, 10:29 am | # | Reply

    DAMN YOU NOT QUITE EVIL BUT STILL NOT VERY NICE TWIN!!!

  22. Joreal
    Joreal
    June 8, 2011, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    So, does backwards baseball cap guy also have a subscription to “Murderer Monthly” and “Killin’ Quarterly”?

  23. JuniorCrowley
    JuniorCrowley
    June 8, 2011, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

    I guess your ‘Not Quite Evil, But Still Not Very Nice’ twin has a small goatee? ^..^

  24. Mike
    Mike
    June 8, 2011, 4:19 pm | # | Reply

    Woo! Jewbug! (with tiny holes in his kippah for antennae! :¬D)

  25. Nils
    Nils
    June 8, 2011, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    Hah I like how the evil twin claimed all the corner pieces of a cake whilst cutting it so it only has corner pieces xD, quite nefarious

  26. Martik
    Martik
    June 8, 2011, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

    Include the cap&sunglasses guy

  27. Royalis
    Royalis
    June 9, 2011, 7:06 am | # | Reply

    No… not the cake…

  28. Jerod T.
    Jerod T.
    June 9, 2011, 9:21 pm | # | Reply

    I like the twin!! The last one (“90’s Bug”) is also pretty awesome, but I’d love to see the twin

  29. Riantgorkette
    Riantgorkette
    June 14, 2011, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    I like the racist baby bug…then again I love all the baby bugs. (By the way, I’m not racist.) Grampa Bug would be funny. I live with my grandfather, so I could relate to some of the crazy things he would do.

  30. dreadpirateusername
    dreadpirateusername
    January 7, 2014, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

    browsing through the archives again years later, I love that you actually added 90’s Bug to the recurring cast!

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