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Hostage Taker / Heartbreaker

Hostage Taker / Heartbreaker

by Adam on June 9, 2011 at 12:00 am
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  1. Zelretch
    Zelretch
    June 9, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    This is so much better than those episodes of how i met your mother that my family watches during dinner

  2. BoB
    BoB
    June 9, 2011, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I expected the last panel to have the ponytail bug tied up or something, but the gesture was just as good. I just noticed nerd bugs crooked glasses now.

  3. Sumkid
    Sumkid
    June 9, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    He’s totally groping her in the second panel.

  4. Sumkid
    Sumkid
    June 9, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Last panel. By far the best story EVAH.

  5. jared the dreamer
    jared the dreamer
    June 9, 2011, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    sounds like my love life only gone right 0_o

  6. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    June 9, 2011, 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Aww, Bug is so cute tied to that chair. How could you NOT fall in love with him? 🙂

  7. BugFanxxxxxxxx
    BugFanxxxxxxxx
    June 9, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    It’s “Finns”, unless you’re talking about fish appendages

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 9, 2011, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      Good catch. Will fix.

      • Rbp7Ooz
        Rbp7Ooz
        October 30, 2011, 3:44 am | # | Reply

        “Hey! Finn!” – “They’re Norwegian, Mac.”

  8. Glenn
    Glenn
    June 9, 2011, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Nice comic, however you made an obvious mistake. In the first frame, bug actually said Heckler and Koch twice, since HK is Heckler and Koch. I guess she would react to that…

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 9, 2011, 7:47 am | # | Reply

      When I look up that gun, I see it listed as “Heckler & Koch HK94.”

      • lythera
        lythera
        June 9, 2011, 10:54 am | # | Reply

        mabye it’s a double name?

        • Daroob
          Daroob
          July 2, 2011, 9:54 am | # | Reply

          Blame Heckler & Koch. The first is a acompany name, the second is a model #. If they use an abreviation of the company name as the start of their model numbers, oh well.

  9. Olentzero
    Olentzero
    June 9, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

    TypoShark says: I has a fin. Finland has Finns.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      June 9, 2011, 3:05 am | # | Reply

      That confused me, too. For a few seconds I was thinking sharks or some other kind of aquatic life.

    • J-J
      J-J
      June 9, 2011, 6:24 am | # | Reply

      GrammarNazi replies: you must mean “I have a fin.”

      As a Finn I do find the comic disturbing though. I don’t like being confused with the Swedish :S

      • That Guy
        That Guy
        June 9, 2011, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

        >implying you aren’t possibly Swedish

      • Olentzero
        Olentzero
        June 11, 2011, 1:27 am | # | Reply

        TypoShark likes lolcats. Stop judging him.

  10. kwaphaaw
    kwaphaaw
    June 9, 2011, 1:47 am | # | Reply

    Your comic strips are easily the best ever. I’ve spent so much time reading them lately. It is finals week and instead of studying I have been reading these!

    • Dainy
      Dainy
      June 9, 2011, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

      MEE TOO!! I hope my grade doesnt suffer because of this……………
      .

  11. stdaniel
    stdaniel
    June 9, 2011, 2:07 am | # | Reply

    HK actually stands for Heckler and Koch.

  12. Psychotic Ninja
    Psychotic Ninja
    June 9, 2011, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    In Panel 2, is Bug groping Female bug’s boobs?

  13. Jep
    Jep
    June 9, 2011, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Actually, the correct name for the gun in panel 2 is Heckler & Koch MP5. But, it’s a web comic, so it doesn’t matter. DERP

    • Reki
      Reki
      June 9, 2011, 3:21 am | # | Reply

      Panel 1 has the gun, Panel 2 is Bug groping the lady.

    • Gortos
      Gortos
      June 9, 2011, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      The HK94 does exist, but it’s a long-barreled semi-auto version of the MP5. So the (small) mistake here is that the barrel is too short… Apart from that, I love the last panel x)

    • Loraxxe
      Loraxxe
      June 9, 2011, 5:53 am | # | Reply

      Assuming it’s 9mm, it’s an HK54/MP5A1. Civilian versions always have a stock.

  14. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    June 9, 2011, 7:45 am | # | Reply

    Story of my life, except it was a AK47 and I was tied to a ceiling

  15. 432
    432
    June 9, 2011, 8:20 am | # | Reply

    I need an HK!

  16. Thejs
    Thejs
    June 9, 2011, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Theoretically, the female kidnapper could have removed the stock and shortened the barrel on the HK94 (which does/did exist).

    The only thing I really question is, why does Bug think he’s a potential hostage?

  17. Bozo
    Bozo
    June 9, 2011, 8:53 am | # | Reply

    Aw, where did Cop Bug’s mustache go?

    • lythera
      lythera
      June 9, 2011, 10:58 am | # | Reply

      it whent on strike, on the count of ‘not enough powdered doughnuts to make shure i turn white for a few hours’.

  18. NinjaInTraining
    NinjaInTraining
    June 9, 2011, 9:41 am | # | Reply

    this comment section looks like a discussion page on imfdb.com

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 9, 2011, 10:02 pm | # | Reply

      Ha-ha. That’s where I went for my info.

  19. jonnyb
    jonnyb
    June 9, 2011, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

    You know, from what I’ve seen, it’s much more likely that you’d be kidnapped by a man… women don’t seem to do the hostage thing as much.
    Or at least that’s my viewpoint as an ignorant male. Please feel free to respond with all the ways I’m wrong.

    • Reki
      Reki
      June 10, 2011, 1:41 am | # | Reply

      All I can say is that if me and my sis were to do a hostage takeover, I’d be the assist.

  20. Hoax
    Hoax
    July 1, 2011, 9:40 am | # | Reply

    Is the Finnland and Sweden Syndrome a parody of Die Hard (where they were mixed up the other way round)

    • Adam
      Adam
      July 1, 2011, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

      Yes indeedy.

  21. Surturs Bane
    Surturs Bane
    February 28, 2012, 7:04 pm | # | Reply

    Incidentaly, Beauty and the Beast is a textbook example of Stockholm Syndrome.

  22. Locku Cisse
    Locku Cisse
    September 12, 2013, 11:04 am | # | Reply

    Amazing!
    Almost like I´m tempted to let my self kidnap in order to see what happens…

  23. Camolot the Creator
    Camolot the Creator
    August 8, 2016, 3:52 am | # | Reply

    My requirement for a romantic partner is that they have attempted to kill me at least once, preferably in person and with a sword of some description.
    If they bring a spear, though, the relationship’s off.

  24. Tickles The Bouncing Pickle
    Tickles The Bouncing Pickle
    February 19, 2020, 1:25 pm | # | Reply

    Is this a novel? ‘Cause it should be.

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