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Pirate Parents

Pirate Parents

by Adam on June 16, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Dabisnit
    Dabisnit
    June 16, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    That lunch sounds great if you ask me

  2. jonnyb
    jonnyb
    June 16, 2011, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Seems like a pirate kid would be raised a lot more pirate-y.

  3. Chaucer
    Chaucer
    June 16, 2011, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Sounds like they ARRR doing the best they can.

  4. shouryou
    shouryou
    June 16, 2011, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    darn if during xmas they make you use a tresure map i wander how it is for easter

    • Yarrr
      Yarrr
      December 10, 2013, 10:59 pm | # | Reply

      a treasure atlas?

  5. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    June 16, 2011, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    Oh-ho! Pirate Pun! Lovin’ it!

    (Also, did anyone else notice that the skull-and-crossbones had antennaes? I liked that.)

  6. Scud
    Scud
    June 16, 2011, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    I wish you would do a pirate week. That would be one of the greatest weeks ever. You ARRR amazing.

  7. Smølfen
    Smølfen
    June 16, 2011, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    We arrrrr so proud of you.. gigglesnort 🙂

    • MTGG
      MTGG
      June 18, 2011, 10:49 pm | # | Reply

      Gigglesnort is now my favourite word 🙂

  8. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 16, 2011, 2:38 am | # | Reply

    The little kid bugs always crack me up for some reason.
    And I agree… a pirate week would totally rock!

  9. cyber95
    cyber95
    June 16, 2011, 3:09 am | # | Reply

    The eyepatch is so he can push somebody with lunch into a dark boiler room, and see well enough to take the lunch while the poor victim can’t see that his lunchables are being stolen.

  10. Cassy
    Cassy
    June 16, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

    Worst part about pirate parents? Endless pirate puns!

  11. Parrot
    Parrot
    June 16, 2011, 4:41 am | # | Reply

    And when you arrrr bad you walk the plank ‘nstead of the corner =/

  12. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    June 16, 2011, 7:09 am | # | Reply

    Advantages of having pirates for parents:

    4. no confusion on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
    3. allowances are given in doubloons (worth minimally $300)
    2. cant lecture you about pirating mp3s
    1. peg legs mean they can’t ever surprise the crap outta ya when ur…

    • Fran
      Fran
      June 23, 2011, 6:21 am | # | Reply

      Well, my parents lecture me when I buy indie games over Internet

  13. karine76
    karine76
    June 16, 2011, 7:19 am | # | Reply

    ROFLMAO at that last panel. If you want a good laugh, select Pirate English as your Facebook language. Hilarious.

  14. 432
    432
    June 16, 2011, 8:39 am | # | Reply

    “ARRR I want to do lunch at thier house”

  15. Spindle
    Spindle
    June 16, 2011, 11:01 am | # | Reply

    I’m not gonna lie, that actually sounds kinda awesome.

  16. Scott
    Scott
    June 16, 2011, 2:29 pm | # | Reply

    … and the pun for the win! Love the writing on all these strips.

  17. Ginge
    Ginge
    June 16, 2011, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    As appalling as that last joke was (so very very bad) I have to admit it made me laugh

  18. GummiBug
    GummiBug
    June 16, 2011, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

    I would love bag lunches full of rum!

    ~ Why is the rum always gone

  19. novascottch
    novascottch
    June 16, 2011, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

    Ah! You made an “arrr” joke! I love you.

  20. MidnightMadcap
    MidnightMadcap
    June 16, 2011, 9:22 pm | # | Reply

    Altogether excellent. The pirate puns arrrrr endless.

  21. Lisa
    Lisa
    June 17, 2011, 4:46 pm | # | Reply

    I think this has to be my favorite one yet!

  22. Sharkbeard
    Sharkbeard
    June 18, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    hahaha!

  23. Hjörtur Hjartarson
    Hjörtur Hjartarson
    June 20, 2011, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    “Scallywags” Is now my favorite word.

  24. Fran
    Fran
    June 23, 2011, 6:16 am | # | Reply

    And I’d prefer grounding to walking the plank, thank you.

  25. Hairo
    Hairo
    July 5, 2011, 5:39 am | # | Reply

    I’m just going through all the comics I didn’t manage to keep up with recently and had to laugh when I saw this one since I live in Cartagena in Spain 😛 No pirate should try to plunder this town or they’ll find thesmselves against an army of anarchists and corrupt police officers.

  26. B.D
    B.D
    October 11, 2014, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    So basically, the kid in the last panel is the TF2 Demoman.

  27. PaloozaChu
    PaloozaChu
    January 27, 2015, 8:22 am | # | Reply

    An eye-patch and a bottle of rum.
    ARRR you serious.

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