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The Trouble with Tasers

The Trouble with Tasers

by Adam on July 6, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Will
    Will
    July 6, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    $23.42 is totally enough for that. the extra $4 is just greedy.

  2. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    July 6, 2011, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Hehe! Love his antennas in Panel 4! 😛

  3. NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    July 6, 2011, 12:39 am | # | Reply

    I feel like I would end up in the 2nd panel…. I need a taser.

  4. ninelen
    ninelen
    July 6, 2011, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    You’d think the blue electric beam would give it away when you turned it on to shave. Unless it was one of those Tasers that shoots out the barbed prongs…

    I know a man that Tased his tongue on a dare; an experiment I have only ever heard of guys doing. He said that the pain was incredible, but then his jaw was numb for hours.

  5. Thejs
    Thejs
    July 6, 2011, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    ninelen has a point, why does this stuff always happen to guys?

    • Strandvasker
      Strandvasker
      July 6, 2011, 3:04 am | # | Reply

      It always happens to guys because stupid dares are what we do. My nephew told me about how he and some guys made duct tape underwear on a dare and I told him about having to eat the blue chalk because I lost a game of pool. I’m in my 40’ies and still make retarded bets with my mates, I’ll never get too old for that.

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        July 6, 2011, 11:02 am | # | Reply

        And some men wonder why they die sooner than women.

  6. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 6, 2011, 1:48 am | # | Reply

    Awesome as per usual. I especially love the antennae in the last panel, as did LoveTheBadGuy above. I do think it’s probably a good idea to poop first.
    In defense of “guys” in general though, I wouldn’t take 5 bucks to pee on an electric fence when I was a teenager, and no amount of money would entice me to tase my bag now that I’m in my 50s.
    NOT.
    A.
    CHANCE.

  7. Tom
    Tom
    July 6, 2011, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toXMt1rzdrA

  8. Jack815
    Jack815
    July 6, 2011, 5:46 am | # | Reply

    Is that a LOST reference in the third panel? =D (The numbers)

    • williamkattwilliams
      williamkattwilliams
      July 6, 2011, 7:21 am | # | Reply

      Ironically, the first Google hit for $23.42 is a listing for tea bags :-O

      • formerly dead
        formerly dead
        July 6, 2011, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

        I got moisturizing lipstick as my first hit….

  9. Whoa
    Whoa
    July 6, 2011, 5:57 am | # | Reply

    nice Lost reference, real subtle like. xD

  10. trav
    trav
    July 6, 2011, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    this is why i am not allowed to have a taser..

  11. Hjörtur Hjartarson
    Hjörtur Hjartarson
    July 6, 2011, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    That is a good tip,
    Note to self; Poop before you tase yourself.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      July 6, 2011, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

      Do it on the toilet! 😀

      • Frances
        Frances
        July 6, 2011, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

        Combining water and electricity? Yeah, good idea 😉

  12. Chris
    Chris
    July 6, 2011, 9:20 am | # | Reply

    Scrotal! Brilliant!

  13. Trillian
    Trillian
    July 6, 2011, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

    This reminds me of a Mythbusters clip (on the Discovery website) of Grant and Tori competing to see who could tase themselves the longest without crying out in pain.

    • Maoman
      Maoman
      August 7, 2011, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

      OMG IHaveNotSeenThisIMustGoogleItNowBYE

  14. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    July 6, 2011, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

    last panel is the best

  15. Vorgex
    Vorgex
    July 18, 2011, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    This is what I read when I half-skimmed though it the first time.. “..or receiving a cash-dare to TASTE one’s crotch…”
    It had me stopping to re-read immediately! xD

  16. Cactus Defender
    Cactus Defender
    November 22, 2015, 2:33 am | # | Reply

    I’m surprised I didn’t poop myself laughing at that last panel.

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