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No Sumo for Youmo

No Sumo for Youmo

by Adam on July 22, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Ox
    Ox
    July 22, 2011, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3 made me bust a gut

  2. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    July 22, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Nawwww! Poor Fat Bug! 🙁

    Hilarious stuff all round, Adam, from the title and right down to Bug’s nickname for his own business. 😉

  3. Raven
    Raven
    July 22, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

    ROFL!! LITTLE SAMURAI! I am so going to call it that from now on.

    • Masuabie
      Masuabie
      July 22, 2011, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      I was just thinking the same thing! haha

    • Eat The Babies!
      Eat The Babies!
      July 24, 2011, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

      “Little Samurai, where is your courage?”

  4. Fat Bug
    Fat Bug
    July 22, 2011, 3:10 am | # | Reply

    Aw.

  5. Gortos
    Gortos
    July 22, 2011, 4:36 am | # | Reply

    Aw, poor fat bug.

  6. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    July 22, 2011, 7:16 am | # | Reply

    Maybe bug needs some super sumo serum.
    First Avenger was awesome, thanks for asking!
    A bit rushed, and um, it needs an ending,
    but otherwise very good-looking and well-executed.
    Tommy and Hugo steal the show!

  7. Dhusk
    Dhusk
    July 22, 2011, 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Sumo is not just about gaining weight. Those dudes train for 14+ hours a day and have muscles like weightlifters under all that fat. We see them fight other people their size so it looks like no big deal, but if they did those slaps and throws full power on a normal sized person they’d cripple or kill them. They’re definitely one type of ‘fatty’ you wouldn’t want to mess with.

  8. NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    NinjaBlackLlamaClan
    July 22, 2011, 9:31 am | # | Reply

    Lol, 1st panel-will help women understand and appreciate us as men-which they so need. And I’m jumping on this ‘lil samurai’ train.

  9. theviledarkbeast
    theviledarkbeast
    July 22, 2011, 10:59 am | # | Reply

    You made Chubby Bug drop his ice cream! You bastard! 😉

  10. Wolfmane
    Wolfmane
    July 22, 2011, 5:37 pm | # | Reply

    I have always wondered how those belts actually conceal anything. Mawashi don’t look like they’d be able to hold anything in.

  11. novascottch
    novascottch
    July 22, 2011, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

    The way chunky-bug looks in the third panel makes me think of Akira. I like, it should read something more along the lines of:

    Dr Bug: “Your body is like a writhing heap of goop, flesh and organs!”
    Fat Bug: “Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeeeeeedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

  12. Chris F
    Chris F
    July 22, 2011, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve been a dedicated reader for a while now, but never commented before. But for “disobedient play-doh” I’ll break my silence. Possibly one of the funniest strips ever!
    Keep up the excellent work.

  13. ninelen
    ninelen
    July 23, 2011, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    I’d worry more about the 24/7 wedgie. But then again, I’m female…

  14. Gz
    Gz
    July 23, 2011, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    Dude, sumo is the sport. the ‘players’ are called sumo wrestlers or ‘rikishi’.

    ref: “But all sumos must wear the mawashi”.

  15. Tmk
    Tmk
    July 23, 2011, 6:34 pm | # | Reply

    “My lil’ samurai” Hahaha xD I can’t stop laughing

  16. jared the dreamer
    jared the dreamer
    July 24, 2011, 3:10 pm | # | Reply

    what happened to the random button

    • Comic Sans
      Comic Sans
      July 24, 2011, 6:21 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah! I miss that button, I don’t feel lucky anymore reading a bug comic

    • Midgeninja
      Midgeninja
      July 24, 2011, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

      +1

  17. jared the dreamer
    jared the dreamer
    July 24, 2011, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

    lol my lil’ samurai

  18. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    August 2, 2011, 10:39 pm | # | Reply

    aaaahhhhh wats messed up is that i was eating ice cream wen i read this 😮

  19. Katsuni
    Katsuni
    January 14, 2015, 5:24 pm | # | Reply

    Ah the joys of digging through archives =P

    Also, interesting fun fact: that’s not fat. Sumos are mostly muscle and organ mass with a relatively thin layer of fat on top. Constant training and having to move that much weight around means they have a hell of a lot of strength in them, which should only make sense because there’d be no way you could move someone else that heavy otherwise.

    DO NOT GET IN A FIGHT WITH A SUMO WRESTLER! THEY WILL SNAP YOU LIKE A FREAKING TWIG!

    And then they will eat you.

    On second thought, go right ahead, just make sure you hand a camera to a friend before you do so.

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