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My Dictionary is a Real Lemon

My Dictionary is a Real Lemon

by Adam on August 10, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Strandvasker
    Strandvasker
    August 10, 2011, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    I’ve always wondered why the dictionary explains the meaning of the word “dictionary”.

  2. Clownwithoutmakeup
    Clownwithoutmakeup
    August 10, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    i have got to wonder how you come up with some of this stuff. how on earth did you go “dictionary = car”?

    • LrD
      LrD
      August 10, 2011, 12:51 am | # | Reply

      it’s actually pretty normal compared to some past strips.

    • Nikki
      Nikki
      August 10, 2011, 2:16 am | # | Reply

      I think It’s been long established that Adam is quite delightfully insane.

  3. Adj
    Adj
    August 10, 2011, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Due to the size of the English language, and the lack of size of most dictionaries, the editors of dictionaries must make decisions on which words to exclude. They tend to go with a combination of obscure words and words that are not quite out of common usage but are well known enough to avoid the need to definition. For example, check your dictionary and you might find that “gullible” is no longer listed.

    • Jonnard
      Jonnard
      August 10, 2011, 10:53 am | # | Reply

      Must. resist. urge. to. look. it. up!!!!

    • Noslo
      Noslo
      August 10, 2011, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      …Nice try.

  4. Yaaay
    Yaaay
    August 10, 2011, 2:58 am | # | Reply

    eyebrows on bug? Awesome 😀

  5. tymime
    tymime
    August 10, 2011, 4:05 am | # | Reply

    I think if you rotated the schwas, they’d be just “e”‘s.

    • Zoltan
      Zoltan
      August 10, 2011, 7:35 am | # | Reply

      Well done.

      • LoveTheBadGuy
        LoveTheBadGuy
        August 10, 2011, 8:05 am | # | Reply

        *looks up definition of “shwas”*

        Hehehe… Funny. 😀

  6. timmeh
    timmeh
    August 10, 2011, 4:39 am | # | Reply

    So… am i the only one that cant read the comic because the ad is in the way? when i was finally able to read it i have to say, AGAIN hilarious XS

    • Adam
      Adam
      August 10, 2011, 7:29 am | # | Reply

      Sorry about that. I haven’t heard any other complaints about the ad. Can I ask what browser you’re using?

      • Infirnex
        Infirnex
        August 10, 2011, 11:35 am | # | Reply

        I think it’s more of a resolution problem then a browser problem.
        I’m using Google Chrome and I’m fine here. Resolution of 1920×1080.

        • ninelen
          ninelen
          August 10, 2011, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

          I use Chrome and I’ve had the issue before, but when I refresh the page the ad goes back to where it’s supposed to be.

      • Roger
        Roger
        August 10, 2011, 2:04 pm | # | Reply

        I have the same issue with the graphic. Firefox 5.0 on Linux.

      • trav
        trav
        August 11, 2011, 8:48 am | # | Reply

        ever since the downtime, i’ve had the ad coming up behind the comic. on today’s strip, it came up on top of the comic, until i clicked comments, then it went back behind it.

        i’m using chrome, resolution 1280×1024

        • Keklar
          Keklar
          August 12, 2011, 10:55 pm | # | Reply

          I use Firefox and the AdBlock Plus add-on. I never see ads anywhere 🙂 Especially awesome to block all the Facebook crap on the sides

    • bfranx62
      bfranx62
      August 10, 2011, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

      I sometimes have that problem as well, but, I get on the site on my phone, so that may be part of the issue… but the ad is very annoying… I just have to say adam, these comics are genius, keep up the good work… :o)

  7. [ekee-ekee]
    [ekee-ekee]
    August 10, 2011, 5:09 am | # | Reply

    Second-hand dictionary from an old lady. Genious.

  8. lawndartcatcher
    lawndartcatcher
    August 10, 2011, 7:00 am | # | Reply

    Realigning schwas = pure genius. I haven’t heard the word “schwa” in years. I think this qualifies for some kind of award…”Best use of the word schwa in the real world”

  9. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    August 10, 2011, 7:28 am | # | Reply

    possible recurrence of beet-top lady?
    possible 2nd time bug has had eyebrows?

  10. Mental Mouse
    Mental Mouse
    August 10, 2011, 7:33 am | # | Reply

    I still have a Webster’s Unabridged, though it keeps getting buried under Stuff.

    But I’m sad to say, I almost never use it anymore, unless for some reason the Internet is inconvenient for the moment.

  11. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    August 10, 2011, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    …Am I the only one who went to their dictionary (immediately after catching breath from laughing so hard) to look for the word “odyssey”?

    Cos I did. And it’s there. YES! Collins Gem: Australian English Dictionary FTW! 😉

  12. Goeber.com
    Goeber.com
    August 10, 2011, 9:49 am | # | Reply

    Nice car reference. 🙂

  13. Jeff
    Jeff
    August 10, 2011, 10:01 am | # | Reply

    Loved Mechanic Bug! Totally like going to a car garage and having them add on “necessary” upgrades!
    Comic = awesome as usual…

  14. ThePenFactory
    ThePenFactory
    August 10, 2011, 10:15 am | # | Reply

    What a coincidence – yesterday, I found out my English/French dictionary doesn’t have the word “quiver”. How was I supposed to remember the word “carquois” when my Internet connection was down?

    Didn’t take it in for a repair, though.

  15. ksnortum
    ksnortum
    August 10, 2011, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

    You know, just because it’s a “Webster’s” doesn’t make it a Merriam Webster. (No, I don’t work for them…)

  16. Jordan
    Jordan
    August 10, 2011, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    Love the comic! And yes, it doesn’t seem to matter what you take into the shop to get fixed, they always try to up-sell you something you don’t need…until it breaks.

  17. Lin
    Lin
    August 11, 2011, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    My dictionary comes with both “Odyssey” AND “Gullible” now that’s quality for you!

  18. dgriff13
    dgriff13
    November 16, 2011, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    yes, as others have mentioned, I find the bizarre correlation more funny than the comic. well, okay…the comic is funny too.

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