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Back to School

Back to School

by Adam on September 9, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. moose
    moose
    September 9, 2011, 12:01 am | # | Reply

    Nice. and first.

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      September 9, 2011, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      Nobody cares that you were first. NObody! None. Zilch. Zip. Nada. N-O O-N-E.

      • williamkattwilliams
        williamkattwilliams
        September 9, 2011, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

        I care. Was gunna name mah firstborn son Ichiro, but now I think I’ll name ‘im moose in honor of this most glorious firsting!

      • Maoman
        Maoman
        September 12, 2011, 8:26 pm | # | Reply

        Idiots like you need to go back to youtube.

        • StuperMarkio
          StuperMarkio
          September 9, 2018, 5:44 am | # | Reply

          Maoman, you should be nicer to moose, who sacrificed themself so that everyone else may say something useful in their comments.

  2. ninelen
    ninelen
    September 9, 2011, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Not to be a nitpicking ho, but is there supposed to be a period after “that” in the fourth panel? It reads like a run-on.

    Other than that, I like it. 😀 The second panel reminds me of my middle school math teacher. As far back as I can remember, though, we never had a lunchman. Ever. It was always lunchladies with ineffective hairnets.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      September 9, 2011, 1:15 am | # | Reply

      And perhaps a comma after “dodgeballs”? Sorry, Adam. >.<

      • Grammar Nazi
        Grammar Nazi
        September 9, 2011, 1:30 am | # | Reply

        Actually, the comma after “dodgeballs” is optional. It’s called an oxford comma.

      • MTGG
        MTGG
        September 9, 2011, 1:32 am | # | Reply

        No comma after dodgeballs because the word “and” is there. And I like to call the lunchlords 🙂

        • ninelen
          ninelen
          September 9, 2011, 2:04 am | # | Reply

          I think that rule only applies with news style writing. Regular written lists still have commas before the “and,” as far as I know.

          • grammarnazi
            grammarnazi
            September 9, 2011, 2:51 am | #

            you’re referring to the Oxford Comma. In common use in USA but not so much in UK, so you’ll get varying opinions as to whether there should be one or not.

          • Loraxxe
            Loraxxe
            September 9, 2011, 5:03 am | #

            It would be an “Oxford Comma” if it were there, and it’s use isn’t a matter of new vs old style, it’s a matter of preference and medium. imo, it’s helpful for clarity’s sake.

    • Adam
      Adam
      September 9, 2011, 7:34 am | # | Reply

      You’re right about the period after “that.” Man, this has not been my finest week. Admittedly, I’ve been a bit distracted.

      • ninelen
        ninelen
        September 9, 2011, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

        Isn’t it mandatory for artists and writers to be distracted?

        And besides, we love Bug with or without minute grammatical errors. Then we get to read it and scour the text for problems. 🙂

        On an unrelated note, the spacebar on this keyboard squeaks when it gets pushed. While humorous, it’s kind of annoying.

  3. Brass Monkey
    Brass Monkey
    September 9, 2011, 2:02 am | # | Reply

    The cafeteria always did seem to have the most gourmet chefs..

  4. frix
    frix
    September 9, 2011, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    You are ridiculously funny! You make me laugh every day!

    Don’t know how much money you’re making with Bug, but you should make a lot more!

  5. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    September 9, 2011, 5:23 am | # | Reply

    Haha… the return of the cynical Teacher Bug. Brilliant stuff! 🙂

  6. Text Goes Here
    Text Goes Here
    September 9, 2011, 5:59 am | # | Reply

    Haha, great. Especially the unecxpectedness of the end of Nerdbug’s sentence in the last panel.

  7. geekgirl
    geekgirl
    September 9, 2011, 6:31 am | # | Reply

    “Once more unto the breach” made me chuckle. I used to recite “Do not go gentle into that good night” before a difficult test, and my friend would do Faramir’s whole speech from LotR. (“A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises…”)

  8. skullshirtboy
    skullshirtboy
    September 9, 2011, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one that heard Ms. Bitters voice while reading panel two? 😀

    • novascottch
      novascottch
      September 10, 2011, 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      Nope, I did too, my friend. I did too.

  9. Kellie
    Kellie
    September 9, 2011, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    I love the size of the cafeteria bug. We can see where the extra manwhiches go!

  10. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 9, 2011, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

    OMG! The little gym uniforms! Oh man, does that take me back. And yes, I was one of the little guys who hated dodgeball. What sadist came up with that “game”?
    “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”. Ah…good times, good times. So glad it’s not me going back to school. It’s my grandkids.

  11. irishprincessalc
    irishprincessalc
    September 9, 2011, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

    Wow that is exactly how I felt when going back to school. I have to say I loved dodge ball. Won every time. Dance is wonderful for learning how to dodge.

  12. Kkop
    Kkop
    September 9, 2011, 7:24 pm | # | Reply

    I loved dodgeball. Odd, since I was considered primarily one of those nerds. However I had good hands so woe unto the unprepared jocks. Ha! You’re out!

  13. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    September 10, 2011, 1:35 am | # | Reply

    24TH!!!!

  14. Dave Dell
    Dave Dell
    September 10, 2011, 9:06 am | # | Reply

    The giant backpack, the teacher’s hair in a bun, the cafeteria bug’s belly shape, the reeking of machismo, the sheer greatness of this cartoon.

    Books! I need books to give at Christmas!

  15. Moon
    Moon
    September 10, 2011, 3:44 pm | # | Reply

    Sigh. On the first day of school this year, I found out that, of the five people I hang out with, the one I shared two subjects with was in now in different groups for both, the one I shared another one with had dropped it, and the other three had left school entirely.

  16. Khalid
    Khalid
    September 10, 2011, 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    Wish I reeked of machismo…

  17. David
    David
    September 10, 2011, 8:32 pm | # | Reply

    My Manwich!

  18. Ryan
    Ryan
    September 10, 2011, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

    Man, that first panel. I know how he feels.

  19. Liro Raeriyo
    Liro Raeriyo
    September 11, 2011, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    id like to say that the english teacher is nicer because he/she bet that bug wouldent choke on his stupidity… but you cant be nice if you take a bet like that

  20. Metron
    Metron
    September 12, 2011, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

    Hmm, teacherbug looks almost like Ms. Bitters. I approve 😀

  21. Kelsar
    Kelsar
    September 12, 2011, 11:40 pm | # | Reply

    Lmao

  22. bartsimpson22
    bartsimpson22
    September 21, 2011, 3:50 am | # | Reply

    Ha! Deluded kid-nerd! So cute!

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