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The Handicapable Swordfighter

The Handicapable Swordfighter

by Adam on September 19, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. jonnyb
    jonnyb
    September 19, 2011, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    lol first.
    But seriously. Very funny.

  2. thorgold
    thorgold
    September 19, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    I would TOTALLY buy a cane that lets me put candy in the handle. I want a CANDY CANE!

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be punching myself repeatedly for that pun.

    • LoveTheBadGuy
      LoveTheBadGuy
      September 19, 2011, 2:26 am | # | Reply

      But puns are groan-worthingly fantastic! 😀

  3. Jeff
    Jeff
    September 19, 2011, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    I love hardware store bug. I’m assuming Bug gets his canes at the hardware store…hmmm, maybe the medical supply store? Nah, with that hat and apron, it’s gotta be the hardware store!
    Anyhoo, I love the character. Also, wife-bug saying “for the last time, NO!” Or is that girlfriend bug? Either/or.
    Love this comic!!

  4. Jacob
    Jacob
    September 19, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if House bug would be a fan of the sword cane.

  5. shourou
    shourou
    September 19, 2011, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    i am pretty sure the medical supply store would not sell a walking cain that also a sword. it has to be a weapon store or something. but your right it dose look like it home depo or something.

  6. ninelen
    ninelen
    September 19, 2011, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    I love Bug’s perpetually deadpan nature in the face of mortal wounds or crippling injuries.

    • haydenelrics
      haydenelrics
      September 19, 2011, 2:04 am | # | Reply

      “deadpan”
      Saw what you did there.. lol

  7. Vicki Wilson
    Vicki Wilson
    September 19, 2011, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    hahaha this is very funny! Thanks for sharing this comic bug story. 🙂

  8. Haz
    Haz
    September 19, 2011, 3:19 am | # | Reply

    Shish Kebabbed FTW~!

  9. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    September 19, 2011, 4:45 am | # | Reply

    Surely Bug could use the scabbard for balancing when he’s using the sword?
    And I happen to know that they don’t use the umbrella-handle version for sword canes. It would really throw the balance off.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      September 19, 2011, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

      Out of curiosity, how do you happen to know that? It makes sense, when you think about it, but that’s a strange fact to just possess knowledge of.

      • MrGBH
        MrGBH
        September 21, 2011, 4:33 pm | # | Reply

        I may have tried to buy one at some point in the past.
        It may also be technically illegal in my country.
        Let’s just gloss over this whole thing.

    • ninelen
      ninelen
      September 19, 2011, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      Also, is it sad that I had to look up Lucius Malfoy’s wand-cane to see if it had an umbrella handle? :/

  10. ECKY ECKY
    ECKY ECKY
    September 19, 2011, 5:13 am | # | Reply

    A walker with four blades. That would be extremely hard to handle, but totally awesome!

    • Josh
      Josh
      September 19, 2011, 4:05 pm | # | Reply

      I read your comment and had an image of General Grievous with a walker appear in my head. I’m not sure how I feel about this yet….

  11. Greyman1995
    Greyman1995
    September 19, 2011, 5:27 am | # | Reply

    Dying by your own cane is just as bad as almost dying by a hairdryer and shaving cream

  12. SCorinth
    SCorinth
    September 19, 2011, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    I actually know a man who was born with one leg. You can see him at the Kansas City rennaisance festival, doing dueling shows while hopping around in a surprisingly agile way.
    The moral of the story is, if you’re fit, you can duel while hopping on one leg, so the support thing is less of a problem than you might think.

    • SCorinth
      SCorinth
      September 19, 2011, 9:56 am | # | Reply

      Hey, he’s got a Youtube channel, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9891vPGisw

      (Hope I don’t get in trouble for posting links. Awesome, awesome links.)

  13. Wetcorps
    Wetcorps
    September 19, 2011, 10:23 am | # | Reply

    I got a sword cane.

  14. captainOutrageous
    captainOutrageous
    September 19, 2011, 1:47 pm | # | Reply

    i always wanted to get a sword cane, and replace the blade with Nerds Rope

  15. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    September 19, 2011, 4:44 pm | # | Reply

    oh man, panel 2 is just begging for a recaptioning!
    other things bug might be saying:

    try my wu tang style?
    (youtu.be/CofpOLquatY)
    I’m thinking Arby’s
    hpv vaccination?
    Stag beer?
    in tha butt?

  16. Baughbe
    Baughbe
    September 19, 2011, 6:43 pm | # | Reply

    Well, you could get TWO canes, one sword cane and one gun cane. So nobody could ever make the joke about bringing the wrong cane to a gun fight. Of course walling with two canes at the same time makes it kinda hard to carry your burger and drink to your table.

  17. Bonnie
    Bonnie
    September 19, 2011, 10:56 pm | # | Reply

    hahah I love the bug comic skit, though I most love the comments above. Got laughing while reading all those imaginative comments. Thanks guys for a good laugh! 🙂

  18. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 24, 2012, 7:18 am | # | Reply

    gun cane w/ spring-out blades on side Sword-Gun-Cane YOUR MIND IS BLOWN

  19. Jakob
    Jakob
    September 15, 2017, 7:55 am | # | Reply

    *reaches “SWORD cane.”*
    *cannot stop thinking about Brooke*

  20. DTIBA
    DTIBA
    September 23, 2017, 4:14 pm | # | Reply

    If you’re buying a cane instead of a crutch, that means that your leg can support you, but not on its own. Unless your swordfight required you to do a lot of running about, there shouldn’t be much trouble on the balance front.

    And quite frankly, if your swordfight DOES require you to do a lot of running about, adrenaline should see to it that your leg only hinders you if someone cuts it off.

  21. John A
    John A
    October 12, 2017, 4:22 am | # | Reply

    i got a sword cane lol. 🙂

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