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Breakfast of Sex Champions

Breakfast of Sex Champions

by Adam on November 7, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. LoveTheBadGuy
    LoveTheBadGuy
    November 7, 2011, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Those mazes are harder than they look.

    Especially when you’re hungover… :/

    • Lythera
      Lythera
      November 8, 2011, 12:57 am | # | Reply

      I lost all the air in my lungs when I read the second part of your comment. XD Could somebody hand me the like button please?

  2. dstluke
    dstluke
    November 7, 2011, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Wait. You made her pop tarts? I never get pop tarts. You must have really had a great night with her.

    I want someone to make me pop tarts now.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      March 31, 2013, 9:56 pm | # | Reply

      I’m up for that, but we gotta have a great night first. Let’s do the boob jingle together.

      • DTIBA
        DTIBA
        July 12, 2017, 1:31 am | # | Reply

        You two are both unfortunate souls… who both manage to make me look lonely.

  3. Jep
    Jep
    November 7, 2011, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    One of my new favorites.

    • Fornicator
      Fornicator
      November 7, 2011, 1:46 am | # | Reply

      I’m going to have to agree

  4. Thopter
    Thopter
    November 7, 2011, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Is it just me, or can Cool Bug stand to lose a few pounds?

    • AlphabetFish
      AlphabetFish
      November 7, 2011, 8:30 pm | # | Reply

      Bugs in general are not a svelte species.

  5. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    November 7, 2011, 2:12 am | # | Reply

    Ahaha Gobots: for po’ kids who couldn’t afford real Transformers. (OK OK I had Spoons and Buggyman.) Smooth bug must be the 1% for him to be rockin’ RGs. (This one even has the vanishing buttons!)

  6. Adrian
    Adrian
    November 7, 2011, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    I still have the fight for Gobotron on VHS cassette…

    and I know it’s weird but lady bug in the first two panels is really sexy 😉

  7. RAAAH
    RAAAH
    November 7, 2011, 6:04 am | # | Reply

    Actually I think that puzzling together can be rather romantic, especially since it appeals to the often female prototype of a working relationship to be “putting things together”.

  8. Kellie
    Kellie
    November 7, 2011, 8:25 am | # | Reply

    Wait…a minute. She’s eating poptarts, which means there’s no cereal. How old IS that cereal box and how long has he been working on it??? Well, at least he had a hot night, even if he’s not getting some “Eggs over Sexy”.

  9. Jeff
    Jeff
    November 7, 2011, 9:29 am | # | Reply

    I have to agree with Adrian up there…Lady bug in the first two panels is rather smokin’…
    And pop tarts? After a night of lovemaking? Well, I hope you get ’em the FROSTED kind at least!
    I’m asking my wife for “eggs over sexy” this morning…

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      November 22, 2012, 3:16 am | # | Reply

      I have a friend who immediately craved bacon after she broke her dry spell.

      My ex didn’t wear clothes I actually used all that often, with the size difference, when she asked for some of my clothes, I had to dig out things I hadn’t worn since middle school. (I’m a large guy, she was a tiny woman).

  10. turquoisecow
    turquoisecow
    November 7, 2011, 11:40 am | # | Reply

    I like how cool bug wears his sunglasses even in bed. Because he’s just that cool.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      November 7, 2011, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      How would you know he was Cool Bug if he took them off?

  11. Dhusk
    Dhusk
    November 7, 2011, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    She’d be a keeper just for knowing what a Gobot was.

    • Adam
      Adam
      November 7, 2011, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

      Ha-ha. Agreed.

    • Armoless
      Armoless
      November 7, 2011, 1:52 pm | # | Reply

      Here here!

  12. Music-chan
    Music-chan
    November 7, 2011, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe I’m just a big nerd, but that whole scenario seemed pretty awesome to me. =p

  13. SatyricSaint
    SatyricSaint
    November 7, 2011, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    Doesn’t matter had sex! Sorry couldn’t resist.

  14. MH
    MH
    November 7, 2011, 11:27 pm | # | Reply

    MMmm Gota love those Pop-Tarts after sex.

  15. Dreamer
    Dreamer
    December 15, 2011, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

    Eggs over sexy actually sounds lovely thank you :3

  16. Izzie
    Izzie
    August 25, 2013, 7:47 pm | # | Reply

    Bug, you don’t look half bad. All you need is a pair ‘o sunglasses.

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