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A Healthy Marriage

A Healthy Marriage

by Adam on November 16, 2011 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Captain Scratchy
    Captain Scratchy
    November 16, 2011, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    The sudden pivot after the Aah-CHOO is priceless.

    • WingSpin
      WingSpin
      November 16, 2011, 8:28 am | # | Reply

      yep, turned toward Hooters so fast he lost his arms.

  2. Jep
    Jep
    November 16, 2011, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    That must be some bad diarrhea to require more than one toilet.

  3. ninelen
    ninelen
    November 16, 2011, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    I can’t remember the last time I heard the phrase “yaks” in regards to vomiting. Also, if I have to throw up, I always leave the toilet seat down. I would rather not touch or put my face near the disease-ridden underseat.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      November 16, 2011, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      wen ur throwing up none of that is processed or matters :\

      • Iforwhat
        Iforwhat
        November 16, 2011, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

        Holy hell, kudos to whom gets this reference.

  4. Grant
    Grant
    November 16, 2011, 1:02 am | # | Reply

    If he’s turn back the way he came, he must have just BEEN at Hooters. GASP.

  5. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    November 16, 2011, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    I sure hope diarrhea bug and porcelain-god-bug-worshiping lady bug don’t ever get sick simultaneously. That could get ugly.

    A good yakking seems so much more… personal than being served by her attorney. Well it’s more fragrant. And at least she’s using the can instead of your GameCube.

    Maybe it’s time to rethink the richer or poorer one too (or poor vs even poorer as the case may be).

  6. Jeff
    Jeff
    November 16, 2011, 6:06 am | # | Reply

    “God Bug” with his hand on his hip and the other one pointing “back inside” KILLED me! Love the comic dude. As always…
    P.S. I do agree with ninelen above. Face is waaaaay too close to “disease-ridden underseat” for me. Eeeeeww!

  7. pastordan
    pastordan
    November 16, 2011, 8:15 am | # | Reply

    Haven’t heard of too many couples breaking up because of physical illness, but waaay too often because of mental illness. Somebody gets depressed or bipolar, and their spouse is out of there before the mood stabilizers can kick in.

  8. Nummies
    Nummies
    November 16, 2011, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    Dear Adam,
    You are full of genius. I was introduced to your strip from a friend posting your burglar comic on facebook. I hearted it so much I went through and read every single comic and I am now up to date. I cannot wait for your book! I know at least 2-3 people I will be giving it to for Christmas! Thank you for sharing your unique and amazing brand of humor!!! It is (IMO) the best and most delicious online strip EVER!

    • Adam
      Adam
      November 16, 2011, 4:35 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you so much! But you may have to wait till next Christmas.

  9. Rhea
    Rhea
    November 16, 2011, 11:56 am | # | Reply

    It’s good to have another bedroom for when one of you has a hacking cough, but heading out the door seems a bit extreme.

    I once had food poisoning that had me in the loo every hour and a half all night long. My husband’s response: “At least you’re regular.” If I hadn’t felt so weak, I’d have been a widow two minutes later.

  10. Mope
    Mope
    November 16, 2011, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    re: pastordan’s comment, that’s very true. My depression was enough for my wife to become my ex; rather than wait for me to get a balance of meds and therapy, she decided it was time for me to move out; generally speaking, the vows are great until the crap hits the fan…

  11. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    November 16, 2011, 12:55 pm | # | Reply

    “i cant believe you’re quitting on US!” is the best! XD i laughed so hard!

  12. meep
    meep
    November 16, 2011, 4:45 pm | # | Reply

    omg this is hilarious…
    if people were really like that there would be so many divorces plus attorneys would be millionares lol
    also love when bug turns around to go to hooters priceless lmao

  13. Jeff
    Jeff
    November 16, 2011, 6:37 pm | # | Reply

    Ya know…I’m working on a webcomic. I can only HOPE and WISH that mine is even 1/2 as brilliant as Adam’s BUG.
    Best.
    Webcomic.
    *&EVAR!!!

    *”ever” is mis-spelled on purpose. Don’t want any of you thinking I’m a dork.

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