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Kiddie KungFu

Kiddie KungFu

by Adam on January 12, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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Discussion (12) ¬

  1. sheri
    sheri
    January 12, 2010, 4:04 am | # | Reply

    I've encountered the Chatty Monkey – it's painful!

  2. Mordoz
    Mordoz
    May 5, 2010, 11:19 pm | # | Reply

    You can do a preemptive strike and bribe the snitch to not tell.

    Cookies and beer works great.

    • xboxlive9
      xboxlive9
      September 2, 2011, 7:36 pm | # | Reply

      you ass…. dont you know what humor IS?

      PS your pic of that weird demon is ugly

      • Odeon
        Odeon
        May 10, 2013, 11:26 am | # | Reply

        Why are you so sure he isn’t also using humor?

        Why are you so sure that isn’t a B&W , low-res pic of himself?

        And what’s with your red eyes?

  3. Stu
    Stu
    May 14, 2010, 11:30 pm | # | Reply

    Counter with: "The Flailing Panda"

    This should produce a stalemate.

    Genuis sir, genuis!

  4. iLander
    iLander
    January 20, 2011, 9:03 pm | # | Reply

    i've done the windmill before. really fun.. but i don't counter with the turtle.. heh, when someone pinches me… i pinch them back.. really obvious. (with my fingernails. really hard.)

  5. Little Ghostee
    Little Ghostee
    July 26, 2011, 3:36 am | # | Reply

    Ha I use way better fighting styles
    Then that I’ve been in a good 50 fights and I have never lost 🙂 then again I’m Canadian so that should explain that 😀
    I love Canada

  6. RobotsRule!
    RobotsRule!
    December 17, 2011, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve used that one in panel 4 lots of times. I’ve been on both ends

  7. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 22, 2012, 7:23 am | # | Reply
  8. Izzie
    Izzie
    June 19, 2013, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

    The chatty monkey’s counter is Defense of the wolf, AKA giving your side of the story trying to get the person to believe you are innocent, even if you are guilty.

    • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
      James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
      September 5, 2016, 11:41 am | # | Reply

      HA! Anyone who’s gone to school in the last twenty years knows that never works. Tellers are always the teacher’s favorite, and as such their stories are taken above everyone else. The only counter is to be a teller yourself.

  9. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    September 23, 2016, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

    Why did the priest know Kung Fu?

    He learned the Marital Arts.

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