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Have You Ever

Have You Ever

by Adam on January 13, 2010 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jamwes
    Jamwes
    January 13, 2010, 5:53 am | # | Reply

    The second one. ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!!

    • oliveoil
      oliveoil
      April 5, 2010, 2:20 pm | # | Reply

      Me too!!!!!!

      • Apple
        Apple
        April 7, 2010, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

        Me too. But I have general anxiety disorder. Haha

  2. Frank Zieglar
    Frank Zieglar
    January 13, 2010, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

    Have you been following me?!

  3. Silas
    Silas
    February 26, 2010, 5:28 pm | # | Reply

    I think you meant murderer not murder.

    Wow… I guess this makes me the a$$hole who corrects peoples spelling…

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 26, 2010, 7:45 pm | # | Reply

      Aw crap. Yer right.

      • jake
        jake
        November 16, 2010, 11:40 am | # | Reply

        Hehehehehe….this is why i'm a terrible cartoonist. i can draw, but i have terrible grammer

        • jake
          jake
          November 16, 2010, 11:41 am | # | Reply

          sorry, grammar. Emphisis on the last a

          • Crispypants
            Crispypants
            April 24, 2011, 11:01 am | #

            "Emphisis" should be spelled "Emphasis," by the way.

    • Soapdish
      Soapdish
      April 26, 2010, 3:11 pm | # | Reply

      Now, he's checking to see if a murder was committed in his tub.

    • Ed Casey
      Ed Casey
      February 9, 2012, 6:04 am | # | Reply

      I think that makes it funnier…

  4. Liz
    Liz
    March 29, 2010, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

    I also check the back seat of my car whenever I get in by myself.

    • Kryss
      Kryss
      April 25, 2010, 10:05 am | # | Reply

      Well that's just good sense. 🙂

    • InvaderZim
      InvaderZim
      November 20, 2010, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

      Columbus's (From Zombieland) Rule Number 31: Check the Back Seat.

    • Joreal
      Joreal
      August 14, 2011, 11:19 pm | # | Reply

      Clock Tower Ending H! CLOCK TOWER ENDING H! AUGHHHHH

  5. WanderingArtist
    WanderingArtist
    April 10, 2010, 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    Why, I've done the first and found myself to indeed be wearing two entirely different shoes.

  6. Rachael
    Rachael
    April 10, 2010, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    I don't check for murderers…i check for Richard Simmons o.O

    • Calvin K
      Calvin K
      October 23, 2010, 9:54 am | # | Reply

      I check for Wilford Brimley. >shudder<

      The first panel had me laughing like crap.

      • James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
        James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
        September 23, 2016, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

        The most hilarious three-word panel in the world.

        Yes, yes, I know what you meant.

  7. Moriah
    Moriah
    April 15, 2010, 8:57 am | # | Reply

    Lol that last one I do all the time. And it usually has to do with driving.

    • Dabisnit
      Dabisnit
      June 13, 2011, 7:01 am | # | Reply

      Oh I’m not the only one that makes me feel better now

  8. Maximum
    Maximum
    April 18, 2010, 5:09 am | # | Reply

    number two… everytime i walk into a bathroom haha

  9. powerbonk
    powerbonk
    April 26, 2010, 9:57 am | # | Reply

    my question is (and yes I do it all the time too) what would we do if we find said murder…er.

  10. Ragdoll_Riot
    Ragdoll_Riot
    April 28, 2010, 9:17 am | # | Reply

    I always check for axe murderers. I have to wonder sometimes what exactly it is I think I'd do with one if I DID find one in there.

    • Calvin K
      Calvin K
      October 23, 2010, 9:56 am | # | Reply

      Keep a baseball bat beside your toilet. It's that simple.

  11. Mordoz
    Mordoz
    May 5, 2010, 11:21 pm | # | Reply

    First two for me..although I get slightly disappointed wen I find nobody behind the curtain.

    I mean all that build up for nothing. A real shame, that.

  12. Mike
    Mike
    May 21, 2010, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

    I do that last one pretty much every time I drive. I'm a good driver, I just have an extremely low tolerance for bad drivers.

  13. Amanda
    Amanda
    June 1, 2010, 6:57 am | # | Reply

    The second one, all the time. Except I'm not expecting ax murderers, more people I know who are plotting to scare me. Or are just in there for no reason. One time when I was little and my little sister was haveing my mom do her hair in the bathroom, I hid in the shower and made faces at her. This went on for about 5 full minutes with my mom insisting there was no one inside the shower and my sister telling her I was makeing faces. Then she went to throw open the shower curtain to prove I wasn't there, and I burst out laughing.

  14. Dr. Sakuya, PhD
    Dr. Sakuya, PhD
    August 9, 2010, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

    All 3, but not so much the 2nd one since I got those transparent shower curtains. I had to check for murderers a lot.

  15. SarasRiot
    SarasRiot
    August 31, 2010, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    i freak when i shower home alone. (almost said alone) because i've seen too many horor movies. the dude just waits for the blonde to get out of the bathroom.

  16. MGP
    MGP
    September 23, 2010, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    I would say all three, except that my reasons are never petty.

    Damn other drivers. *grumble*

  17. Elkian
    Elkian
    December 7, 2010, 12:43 pm | # | Reply

    All three, #3 rarely.

  18. Nessasaur
    Nessasaur
    December 12, 2010, 10:30 pm | # | Reply

    Freakin LOL'D at last one. But yeah all three, but with #2 its every where… taking the garbage out, checking to see if i left my wallet in the car at night…

    I hope those axe murderers get cancer!

  19. Eric P
    Eric P
    January 12, 2011, 4:29 pm | # | Reply

    Number Four … wish you had unlimited access to dynamite?

    "HEY! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

    An excellent way to piss off neighbors who piss you off with their annoying habits.

  20. Matt C.
    Matt C.
    January 24, 2011, 7:30 am | # | Reply

    Add either werewolves or statues of angels to the third panel and it's "Yes" to all three.

  21. Pajolero
    Pajolero
    January 26, 2011, 6:27 am | # | Reply

    The 4th panel all the time. Yes, i am indeed a terrible person.

  22. AMRD
    AMRD
    January 29, 2011, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    I guess first two are rother common..

    but the third one is not about me

  23. PenFactory
    PenFactory
    January 31, 2011, 2:19 pm | # | Reply

    I have to say, although I've been a big fan of all your comics, this is the first one to legitimately make me laugh into tears! A lot of people seem to say that often without motivation, but I'm saying that with a tissue in my hand! Well done, sir.

  24. Little Ghostee
    Little Ghostee
    July 26, 2011, 3:38 am | # | Reply

    Haha nice one keep up the good work XD

  25. Alicia
    Alicia
    October 12, 2011, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

    Yep, yep and yep! Does #3 make me a terrible person?

  26. Loudwhitenoise
    Loudwhitenoise
    January 17, 2012, 3:31 am | # | Reply

    Does ‘casually looked down to see whether your shoes are actually shoes instead of slippers’ count? And I always wish it was legal to cull stupid annoying people.

  27. Izzie
    Izzie
    January 22, 2014, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    3 sometimes and I regularly wish INJURY on jerks in my school >.<

  28. James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    James Not-A-Zombie Jameson
    September 23, 2016, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

    The name of Asylum Films is misleading. They have never once made a knockoff of psycho.

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