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If I Were a Rich Man

If I Were a Rich Man

by Adam on January 13, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Kazyyk
    Kazyyk
    January 13, 2012, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    That first panel is me every day, I tell you.

  2. Jeff
    Jeff
    January 13, 2012, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    And that third panel…? My wife would KILL for that (uh…for that for ME, of course)! And I don’t exude classical music…I exude Van Halen!

  3. qwerty
    qwerty
    January 13, 2012, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    Daidle deedle daidle
    Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum
    All day long I’d biddy-biddy-bum
    If I were a wealthy man.

    • Kthulhu42
      Kthulhu42
      January 13, 2012, 3:30 am | # | Reply

      I have a love. It is for people like you, who make references like this.

      But I’m not sure why he’d want biddies on his bum. Those things are annoying >_<

    • Josh
      Josh
      January 13, 2012, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      what are the odds that we can get Adam to write a bug version of that song (possibly based off this comic)?

  4. Armoless
    Armoless
    January 13, 2012, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    Gotta love P1.

  5. Lin
    Lin
    January 13, 2012, 4:51 am | # | Reply

    To me first panel looks like bug is trying to squeeze out a big one..

    • Some guy
      Some guy
      January 13, 2012, 4:57 am | # | Reply

      That’s the way to test if you’re rich yet.*

      *Explained in third panel

      • Joreal
        Joreal
        January 13, 2012, 5:09 am | # | Reply

        This is now canon.

  6. Iforwhat
    Iforwhat
    January 13, 2012, 5:38 am | # | Reply

    It took me awhile to get panel 3

    If I were a rich girl, nanananananananana

    • Iforwhat
      Iforwhat
      January 13, 2012, 5:40 am | # | Reply

      Just noticed the title 🙂

  7. GC
    GC
    January 13, 2012, 9:18 am | # | Reply

    Hahaha, “Puttin’ on the Ritz” started playing in my head in the 2nd panel… then I got to the 4th… killer.

  8. Leslee Beldotti
    Leslee Beldotti
    January 13, 2012, 9:37 am | # | Reply

    The other day I walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow. It smells like vanilla poop in here! Someone must be eating a lot of ice cream!” Then I realized that vanilla-smelling poop was not physically possible. I was smelling a layer of room spray on TOP of the poop. Panel #3 is what happened to me!

  9. Klaue
    Klaue
    January 13, 2012, 11:12 am | # | Reply

    Aaand not even 3 hours ago I listened to “If I were a rich man” for the first time in months. uncanny.

  10. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    January 13, 2012, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

    oh man i would totally want that music feature >,<

  11. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 13, 2012, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    The reason for Panel 2 is to have a money vault to swim in, like Scrooge McDuck.

  12. Smallpotato
    Smallpotato
    January 14, 2012, 4:40 am | # | Reply

    Pecunia non olet…

  13. bdmthfckr
    bdmthfckr
    January 16, 2012, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    Panel 1 is a Facebook employee..

  14. novascottch
    novascottch
    January 18, 2012, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    So rich they’ll think that Paydays were named after me BD

    … I know, I’m so lame!

  15. Andy
    Andy
    April 17, 2012, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Snooty? Maybe (99% of the people in my city has awful taste anyway).
    But classical music? Not really. More like classic rock to me.
    I mean, Bach and Beethoven can be badass, but so are Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 1, 2013, 7:58 pm | # | Reply

      You want badass? Check out Yngwie Malmsteen playing Paganini on YouTube. I’m to a fan, but props to anyone who’d even try.

  16. Suomynona
    Suomynona
    December 24, 2022, 5:08 am | # | Reply

    If I were a rich man
    Nananananananananananananana
    See, I’d do anything just because I can
    If I were a wealthy man

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