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How NOT To Be Sick

How NOT To Be Sick

by Adam on January 27, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Jep
    Jep
    January 27, 2012, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Great strip to finish the week!

  2. Biokirkby
    Biokirkby
    January 27, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    I like how niece bug is becoming the basic child bug… but what about multiple baby bugs? won’t it be like a flashback so she’s not born?

  3. Jeff
    Jeff
    January 27, 2012, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    The return of niece bug! Yay! She’s…not evil in this one…hmmm. Ah, well. Love me some niece bug.
    …
    uh
    …
    That sounded WAY less pervy in my head. sorry.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      January 28, 2012, 10:32 pm | # | Reply

      Those are probably jellybeans she dropped on the floor.

  4. ninelen
    ninelen
    January 27, 2012, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    I would rather be cough up my pancreas than take liquid Dayquil or Nyquil…they taste like gangrene-infected molasses. The same for the cherry flavored crap. I don’t know who tested that and said, “Yes. It tastes exactly like sweet, delicious fruit.”

    My dad finds a freakish enjoyment in taking cherry-flavored cough syrup for illness. He likes the taste.

    • Armoless
      Armoless
      January 27, 2012, 6:36 am | # | Reply

      Where as I do not think it tastes like cherries in any way, i still prefer some versions of it to the “plain” flavor.

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      January 27, 2012, 9:08 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, it’s not just cough syrup. Even “cherry flavored” candy doesn’t tasted like cherry. It’s not as soul-suckingly nasty as cough syrup, but it’s not cherry either. Artificial flavor is just that…artificial. I suppose they think it’s better than “plain” like Armoless says. But you would think that after 100 years or whatever it’s been they could improve it somehow, geez!

      • Jeff
        Jeff
        January 27, 2012, 9:09 am | # | Reply

        Awww, stupid sausage fingers! That should be “taste” not “tasted”. Ugh, I hate not being able to correct stuff like that once it’s posted.

        • CommonSense
          CommonSense
          January 27, 2012, 9:16 am | # | Reply

          I would rather that those who develop medicine focus on creating more useful medications to cure things like, I don’t know, cancer, instead of catering to society’s want of a better tasting medicine. Plus, if medicine tasted good, then children might get the notion to take medication whenever they feel like it, and no one wants a small child who is a drug addict at the age of 5, or worse, a child who is dead because of an overdose.

          • ninelen
            ninelen
            January 27, 2012, 11:30 pm | #

            Well, first of all, comparing the people who develop cough medicine to the people who develop cancer treatments is like comparing apples and oranges. They’re both fruit, but totally different kinds.

            And as far as children go, imbibing cough syrup does not automatically turn them into a gaggle of drug addicts, whether it tastes good or not. It’s much easier for them to become addicted to pills when they’re preteens.

            Not to mention that the warning on the boxes for adult medications explicitly states that for children under 12, ask a doctor, and do not use for children under 4. There’s children’s medicines for that.

            Inadequate research is a surefire way to get a failing grade, you know.

          • ⬡
            ⬡
            January 28, 2012, 10:37 pm | #

            I always thought cherry-flavoured medicine was a silly idea specifically because children might find it and drink it, but the only medicine I’ve found (cherry-flavoured or not) that actually tastes better than rancid gasoline is stuff that probably wouldn’t cause more than a tummyache anyway.

            On the other hand, making it taste terrible encourages them to use it as a last resort, rather than using it every time they have a slight sniffle, so as to help build their immune system…

          • ninelen
            ninelen
            January 29, 2012, 10:56 pm | #

            “Rancid gasoline” is one of the best metaphors I’ve heard. 😀

      • Rhea
        Rhea
        January 27, 2012, 11:49 am | # | Reply

        And those awful “cherries” on desserts– dyed red because real cherries aren’t red enough.

        • Jeff
          Jeff
          January 28, 2012, 12:37 am | # | Reply

          My wife loves those disgusting cherries. Will eat an entire jar of them. Bleah! Maraschino. Gross.

          • ninelen
            ninelen
            January 28, 2012, 2:53 am | #

            I agree. I think they taste godawful.

    • Karine1976
      Karine1976
      January 28, 2012, 11:54 am | # | Reply

      Shoot, I shared my feelings on Nyquil below before seeing this comment.

  5. pastordan
    pastordan
    January 27, 2012, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    Hmm, I prefer the nutty taste of dextromethorphine, myself.

  6. Chemgal
    Chemgal
    January 27, 2012, 8:37 am | # | Reply

    I love niece bug! She reminds me of MY 4-year-old niece.

  7. Sheridan
    Sheridan
    January 27, 2012, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    The “cherry” flavor in most medicines and candies has nothing to do with cherry at all, actually. Believe it or not, that’s almond extract (!) you’re tasting.

    Disgusting, I know.

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      January 28, 2012, 10:38 pm | # | Reply

      But… but… almonds taste good! Or at least alright.

  8. Ben Erlandson
    Ben Erlandson
    January 27, 2012, 10:42 am | # | Reply

    Excellent stuff as usual. Panel three takes the cake. Love the expression on his face.

  9. RaKlavin
    RaKlavin
    January 27, 2012, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    At least the medicine will digest faster than the plastic hamburger… Depending on which country made it, it could take some 14 years before it finally gets all the way through… 🙂

  10. Rhea
    Rhea
    January 27, 2012, 11:51 am | # | Reply

    Considering Niece Bug’s history with automatic weapons and chainsaws, I’d quietly ditch anything she gave me to consume– plastic, invisible, or not.

  11. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    January 27, 2012, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

    hahah todays strip was great panel 3 ha the best bug face

  12. chzbrgrmachne
    chzbrgrmachne
    January 27, 2012, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

    Not to be the overly correct dick here, but if you’re taking chlorpheniramine for a cold, I can tell you why it’s not working.

    It’s an antihistamine. Chlorphenirimine is for allergies. Dextromethorphan is a better choice for cough suppression.

  13. Taby
    Taby
    January 27, 2012, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

    SO, sir, after eading theses comics, I got sick, so now I’m gonna take your advice for the next week. (:

  14. Karine1976
    Karine1976
    January 28, 2012, 11:52 am | # | Reply

    What not to do: don’t mix NyQuil with a glass of orange juice. Instead of having to down a shot size of that foul tasting syrup, you have a whole cup to swallow…

    • Malcar
      Malcar
      January 30, 2012, 12:14 pm | # | Reply

      Nyquill does come in gel-cap form these days, and still works quite well. (I am in the middle of a cold that most certainly needed help in order to be able to sleep last night, so I think I count as an expert)

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