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Why I Don’t Wear Hawaiian Shirts

Why I Don’t Wear Hawaiian Shirts

by Adam on February 23, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. Tino
    Tino
    February 23, 2012, 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Don’t forget the 19,057,542 people living in Florida

  2. Torano
    Torano
    February 23, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    The name shouting wouldn’t happen to be “Fluffy”, would it?

  3. bd
    bd
    February 23, 2012, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Hambone & Hooch … sounds like the sequel just waiting for a story.

  4. LrD
    LrD
    February 23, 2012, 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Don’t forget anybody in a ska band

  5. Jasper
    Jasper
    February 23, 2012, 3:31 am | # | Reply

    FLUFFY!

  6. tymime
    tymime
    February 23, 2012, 4:24 am | # | Reply

    Weird Al Yankovic.

  7. joe Crouse
    joe Crouse
    February 23, 2012, 5:16 am | # | Reply

    Speaking as a fat guy who owns a few Hawaiian shirts.

    WOOOOOOOO!

    • Laura
      Laura
      February 23, 2012, 8:06 am | # | Reply

      If I knew your nickname, I’d shout it 🙂

      • Maoman
        Maoman
        March 1, 2012, 6:01 pm | # | Reply

        …JOE!

  8. Jeff
    Jeff
    February 23, 2012, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    As a fat guy withOUT a nickname everyone shouts, I must say…we do look good in Hawaiian shirts! It’s like they were MADE for us or something. Why else would they come in such ridiculously large sizes?

    • Anonymoose
      Anonymoose
      February 23, 2012, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

      I think it has something to do with Hawaiian people being genetically predisposed towards large frames.

  9. williamkattwilliams
    williamkattwilliams
    February 23, 2012, 7:27 am | # | Reply

    Also: your boss looks GREAT in a Hawaiian shirt!

  10. Captain Smokeblower
    Captain Smokeblower
    February 23, 2012, 7:59 am | # | Reply

    Around here guys wear Hawaiian shirts to “hide” that they’re carrying concealed weapons. And if they’re also wearing long pants you know they have a back up piece on an ankle.

  11. pastordan
    pastordan
    February 23, 2012, 8:00 am | # | Reply

    I love how the hippie looks basically identical to Bug Jesus. Except for the Hawaiian shirt.

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      February 23, 2012, 9:52 am | # | Reply

      No reason why Bug Jesus couldn’t wear a Hawaiian shirt….

  12. karine1976
    karine1976
    February 23, 2012, 8:07 am | # | Reply

    Is that Jeff Bridges in the second panel?

    • Deen
      Deen
      February 23, 2012, 9:39 am | # | Reply

      El Duderino… if you’re not into that whole brevity thing.

      • Ben Erlandson
        Ben Erlandson
        February 23, 2012, 9:52 am | # | Reply

        You beat me to it. Win!

    • Geek Girl
      Geek Girl
      February 23, 2012, 10:13 am | # | Reply

      The Dude abides, man.

  13. Phil
    Phil
    February 23, 2012, 9:54 am | # | Reply

    I’m a fan of the “Wooo!” guy’s positivity. Even if it is chemically supplemented.

  14. Namo
    Namo
    February 23, 2012, 11:44 am | # | Reply

    And JDG. Only french gamers can understand it.

  15. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    February 23, 2012, 11:52 am | # | Reply

    The hippie bug beard looks more like a shredded document than whiskers.

  16. MrGBH
    MrGBH
    February 23, 2012, 12:22 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t forget Bruce Campbell. A.K.A. Sam Axe.

    • Karine1976
      Karine1976
      February 23, 2012, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

      Most definitely.

  17. Fettuccini
    Fettuccini
    February 24, 2012, 11:50 am | # | Reply

    NO ONE wears a Hawaiian shirt better than Magnum PI.

    • Adam
      Adam
      February 24, 2012, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

      Agreed.

      • Maoman
        Maoman
        March 1, 2012, 6:01 pm | # | Reply

        I think its the mustache, actually.

  18. Blub
    Blub
    February 24, 2012, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

    I had a science teacher that fit into the third category. We called him Moob

  19. Binky
    Binky
    February 25, 2012, 11:17 am | # | Reply

    What about Hawaiians? Or don’t they wear them?

  20. Wave Shoppe Hawaiian Shirts
    Wave Shoppe Hawaiian Shirts
    March 14, 2012, 4:32 pm | # | Reply

    Whats wrong with Hawaiian shirts?

  21. Nicole
    Nicole
    April 22, 2013, 10:42 pm | # | Reply

    Haha, my Shakespeare teacher nicknames Hamlet Hambone… Can you imagine, any of the Hamlets in a Hawaiian shirt! David Tennant, Kenneth Branaugh… It’s hilarious to think of, particularly considering Hamlet’s melancholy character.

  22. JRCameron
    JRCameron
    June 13, 2013, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

    Hambone & Hooch.
    Together…
    They Fight Crime.

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