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Out of the Picture

Out of the Picture

by Adam on May 7, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Kellie
    Kellie
    May 7, 2012, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Sure….we all believe he washes the pizza roll from under the fridge instead of just blowing on it and popping it in his mouth…uh huh….

    • Kidz
      Kidz
      May 7, 2012, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      Agreed! 🙂 but sometimes if you gently wipe it across a clean part of the shirt, since cotton can be considered bachelor soap, all is freshly cooked again!

      • Stuffsticks
        Stuffsticks
        May 8, 2012, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

        wow that is a great excuse for wiping it on my shirt… I’ll remember that next time im at my missus’s parents place

  2. Jep
    Jep
    May 7, 2012, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    I think this is the first one to have almost no in-panel-dialogue. Nicely done.

  3. DeamoniC
    DeamoniC
    May 7, 2012, 3:27 am | # | Reply

    He did WHAT with a traffic cone?

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      May 7, 2012, 11:07 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I’m thinking “against” a traffic cone…?

      • SquibbyJ
        SquibbyJ
        September 6, 2016, 8:04 am | # | Reply

        Hasn’t He done that before?!? Are you a serial traffic cone molester Adam?

  4. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    May 7, 2012, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    Wow he was speaking pretty well for just having been through a martini drinking contest

    • Jerden
      Jerden
      May 7, 2012, 11:37 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think the lewd act commited on a traffic cone was in any way related to the Martini competition, but now I think about it… that would make sense. Maybe the alcohol has worn off? (I don’t know much about alcohol – does it “wear off”?)

      • Rob
        Rob
        May 7, 2012, 4:29 pm | # | Reply

        The prospect of alcohol that DOESN’T wear off is utterly terrifying.

      • ladyphlogiston
        ladyphlogiston
        May 7, 2012, 6:28 pm | # | Reply

        depends on how much you take. After eight martinis he probably passed out and had to be hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, assuming he didn’t actually die.

        If he only had a couple he might have partially sobered up by the time they got around to photographing him. Or maybe he got drunk, performed the lewd act, then passed out, so they let him sleep it off in a cell before processing him.

      • MrSnow
        MrSnow
        July 18, 2012, 12:11 pm | # | Reply

        yes its called losing ur buzz

  5. RaKlavin
    RaKlavin
    May 7, 2012, 6:28 am | # | Reply

    So, that height chart is in inches right? I just can’t imagine 6 foot Bug doing anything to a traffic cone and someone being brave enough to stop him.

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 7, 2012, 7:42 am | # | Reply

      It’s actually meters. These bugs are freakin’ huge.

      • NinjaInTraining
        NinjaInTraining
        May 7, 2012, 8:53 am | # | Reply

        Meters? Wow, I didn’t know you follow the metric system. *metric high five*

        • Jerden
          Jerden
          May 7, 2012, 11:38 am | # | Reply

          Metric rules! Second that metric high five. And I’m glad we finally know how big the bugs are…

      • Stuffsticks
        Stuffsticks
        May 8, 2012, 3:43 pm | # | Reply

        Brings uss back to the original comment.. A drunk 6m tall bug can do whatever the hell he wants to a traffic cone if you ask me.

  6. Daoloth
    Daoloth
    May 7, 2012, 11:48 am | # | Reply

    In metric is “high ten”

  7. soapyillusion
    soapyillusion
    May 7, 2012, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

    oh wow this one made me laught so hard. cant remember the last time you made one this good. keep it up adam

  8. RedbarDragon
    RedbarDragon
    May 10, 2012, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    Hello Adam. I wish to tell you that A) This one is completely true! I live alone in a flat and a female friend recently moved in… The sheer level of cleanin, laundring and washing dishes which suddenly appeared out of thin air is still scary for me. And B) I love your comic. I have been going through a rough part in my life and having bugcomic.com as my homepage on my desktop PC, notebook and mobile phone helps a bit. 🙂

    • Adam
      Adam
      May 10, 2012, 10:46 pm | # | Reply

      Wow! Homepage status. Thanks!

  9. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    November 7, 2012, 7:16 am | # | Reply

    Thank goodness Opus taught me what “prude” meant at a young age…otherwise I might not get a lot of these jokes..! It sure shows up more than average in this strip. = P

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