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The Stitch Snitch

The Stitch Snitch

by Adam on May 15, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Drakey
    Drakey
    May 15, 2012, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    And sometimes it just sits there and screams bloody murder.

    Usually right before you buy new carpets and leave the country.

  2. MM
    MM
    May 15, 2012, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Rugs on Rugs keep secrets.

  3. Lin
    Lin
    May 15, 2012, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Just one bookshelf? And that much empty space to choose where to put it?! Having most of the walls lined with bookshelf I don’t really have that problem.. 🙂 But I like that line. “Screw it. I’ll just get a kindle”

  4. Althir
    Althir
    May 15, 2012, 4:15 am | # | Reply

    The “Kindle” thing really works, after five months I already got three or four times as many books on that thing than I ever bought in paper. I’d rather have a problem finding a place for my Xbox games, really, since I don’t like Games on Demand, like, at all.

  5. Gadzinisko
    Gadzinisko
    May 15, 2012, 4:21 am | # | Reply

    “flick-jectory” killed me

    The space under carpet in my home speaks more about me. And my dog.

    • majdan
      majdan
      May 15, 2012, 8:14 am | # | Reply

      Let’s hope the space under your carpet doesn’t say the SAME THING about you and your dog… (eewwwww!)

    • pastordan
      pastordan
      May 15, 2012, 8:46 am | # | Reply

      That definitely belongs in the Oxford English Dictionary. On Bug’s Kindle.

  6. Daoloth
    Daoloth
    May 15, 2012, 8:42 am | # | Reply

    I was expecting a “bukkake ruined my carpet” style pay-off–but your was funnier

  7. Jeff
    Jeff
    May 15, 2012, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    What kind of wine DOES one serve with Corn Dogs? I’ve always wanted to know.

    • Laura
      Laura
      May 16, 2012, 11:04 am | # | Reply

      I vote for sparkling. 🙂

    • Malcar
      Malcar
      May 17, 2012, 3:07 pm | # | Reply

      An acidic white wine is usually the best pairing for deep fried foods.

    • Col Klink
      Col Klink
      April 2, 2013, 9:48 pm | # | Reply

      Geez, man, it’s Mad Dog 20/20.

      Corn dog, Mad Dog.

  8. pjunk
    pjunk
    May 15, 2012, 4:21 pm | # | Reply

    I was laughing until I really pictured myself happening upon a pile of old, flicked boogers in someone’s home.

  9. Real Person
    Real Person
    May 15, 2012, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

    Hahahaha! XD

    Where do you get these ideas, Adam?

  10. Rami
    Rami
    May 15, 2012, 11:17 pm | # | Reply

    Bug must be rich to afford such plushy carpets. Those bookshelf dents are huge.

  11. MortalAnonymous
    MortalAnonymous
    June 7, 2012, 2:01 am | # | Reply

    Mmm…wine and corn dogs, the meal of kings.

    Y’know? I just noticed that I don’t remember what half the stains in my carpet ARE…

  12. CRK81
    CRK81
    June 12, 2012, 6:26 am | # | Reply

    My rug tells anyone who will listen about my cat’s gyppy tummy.

  13. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    July 18, 2012, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    we had stories in the floor then we got wood and tile, woot woot!

  14. Xenopoulos Jones
    Xenopoulos Jones
    October 25, 2012, 12:21 pm | # | Reply

    my take on panel 3 is that i’d probably have one bookshelf for every dent he shows in the carpet, i read THAT much.

  15. SchAlternate
    SchAlternate
    December 29, 2014, 5:08 pm | # | Reply

    Or “This guy shouldn’t own cats”

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