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Frozen in Fear

Frozen in Fear

by Adam on June 4, 2012 at 12:00 am
Chapter: comics
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  1. Eddddd
    Eddddd
    June 4, 2012, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    In panel three he says he’s hidden in the fridge but his voice clearly emanates from the freezer!
    THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!

    ps. first?

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      June 4, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

      Where does he say he’s hidden in the fridge? He’s little, he could totally fit in the freezer! Totally acceptable!

      P.S. no one cares about “first” here…just sayin’…

      • Shadlyn Wolfe
        Shadlyn Wolfe
        June 4, 2012, 8:08 am | # | Reply

        I’m pretty sure no one care about first anywhere…

    • Patricia Stein
      Patricia Stein
      June 6, 2012, 4:22 am | # | Reply

      Panel 3: Why does everyone think HE’S in the fridge? the “he he” is the fridge its self sarcastically / manically laughing at the fact the kid thinks “well ventilated with plenty of oxygen”.

  2. Jeff
    Jeff
    June 4, 2012, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Oh my gosh. I totally heard Kermit’s voice in my head on the first panel! And the little kid bugs always just kill me! I dunno why…

  3. Raquel
    Raquel
    June 4, 2012, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Hey Adam! Long time no see! Glad to see Bug is just as awsome as ever. How’s Ponytail Bug doing? She still packing mace?

  4. SRSteue
    SRSteue
    June 4, 2012, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Saw the last panel, and all I could think was “my coffin says ‘Frigidaire’ on it!”

  5. Sewerrat
    Sewerrat
    June 4, 2012, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    So, what is a psa?

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 4, 2012, 7:39 am | # | Reply

      Public Service Announcement.

  6. qwerty
    qwerty
    June 4, 2012, 2:51 am | # | Reply

    I remember those PSAs too. With all the money that must have been spent in making those ads and buying airtime, why didn’t they just convince fridge makers to install emergency release handles on the inside?

    • ⬡
      ⬡
      June 4, 2012, 5:15 am | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t fix all the existing fridges. These days, they’re just sealed, and I would imagine it’d be easy to push the door open from inside. Back in The Day™ they had latching door handles, so opening them from inside would be impossible.

      I presume rather than add handles on the inside, they just redesigned them to remove the latches entirely.

      • Saorla
        Saorla
        September 5, 2013, 2:07 pm | # | Reply

        that’s actually it exactly. the psa’s were because the older fridges had latches. It stopped applying after they removed the latches. All fridges must now be able to be opened with a minimum 15 pounds of pressure. so unless you stuck you’re baby in there most children would be fine.

  7. Mr.Random
    Mr.Random
    June 4, 2012, 5:01 am | # | Reply

    In the first panel, is christsakes.misspelled or is it a word I haven’t heard of? Love your comics!

    • verTigO
      verTigO
      June 4, 2012, 5:55 am | # | Reply

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chrissakes

      • Adam
        Adam
        June 4, 2012, 7:39 am | # | Reply

        Thanks.

  8. Niriel
    Niriel
    June 4, 2012, 6:22 am | # | Reply

    French here. What’s a PSA? Google suggests “Prostate-specific antigen”.

    • Deltalon
      Deltalon
      June 4, 2012, 7:44 am | # | Reply

      Public service announcement.

  9. Müller
    Müller
    June 4, 2012, 7:52 am | # | Reply

    “I was frozen today!”

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 4, 2012, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

      I do sometimes wonder how many other folks watch TGWTG videos. Glad to see another fan.

  10. pastordan
    pastordan
    June 4, 2012, 8:08 am | # | Reply

    Oh, Lord. I suppose you’re going to tell us about the dangers of Big Wheels next. Or Jarts. How the hell did we survive our childhoods, anyway?

    • Rhea
      Rhea
      June 4, 2012, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Not to mention all that lethal playground equipment installed on a rock-hard blacktop surface.

  11. Bender
    Bender
    June 4, 2012, 8:59 am | # | Reply

    You had me burst out laughing at “Kermit.” Well played, sir!

    • NET625
      NET625
      June 5, 2012, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

      When I reread the PSA in Kermit’s voice I died laughing, almost dropped my laptop.

  12. Richard J. Marcej
    Richard J. Marcej
    June 4, 2012, 9:18 am | # | Reply

    Don’t really think this is a nitpick, but…
    Not sure what you use for your fonts (if you use a computer font or hand letter) just wanted to point out that because your “U” has a stem, that it can look like two letters, a letter “L” and “I”. When I first read panel 3 the word “UTILIZE” looked like “LITILIZE”.

    • Lin
      Lin
      June 4, 2012, 11:16 am | # | Reply

      Yeah and in some places if you don’t put a stem on your U, they read it as a V instead. And if the stem is too long, it becomes a Y. – The Dutch have been quite creative at misspelling my surname.

      • Ghost of an Echo
        Ghost of an Echo
        June 4, 2012, 11:52 am | # | Reply

        Not to be crass but I had this EXACT issue with an autobiography on Clint Eastwood simply called CLINT. I am terribly sorry if I offended anybody but it’s a matter that must be addressed.

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 4, 2012, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      I was going to fix it, but I left it in to see if anyone would notice that my U got a little out of hand. I’ll probably tighten it up when I get home.

  13. Stephen
    Stephen
    June 4, 2012, 9:39 am | # | Reply

    Was anyone else surprised to see Goddamned written out in the first panel? I thought swear words were usually censored. I remember a comic not too long ago that had asshole written as a**hole.

    • Adam
      Adam
      June 4, 2012, 1:20 pm | # | Reply

      I normally don’t censor the “lesser” swear words (hell, damn, snuggle-bunnies). Besides, I think it’s funnier seeing “Goddamned” fully written out.

      • Ghost of an Echo
        Ghost of an Echo
        June 5, 2012, 11:09 am | # | Reply

        No snuggle bunnies or nerf herders allowed

      • Stephen
        Stephen
        June 5, 2012, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

        Weird, I always considered Goddamn to be one of the more severe swear words, but then again I’ve met people who hardly consider Shit a swear. I guess it all depends on where you’re from.

  14. Frank Jordan
    Frank Jordan
    June 4, 2012, 11:38 am | # | Reply

    That first panel is waaaaaay too damn funny!

  15. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    June 4, 2012, 12:34 pm | # | Reply

    People tend bad mouth ambulance chasing attorneys, but these were considered ‘attractive nuisances’ (like swimming pools without a fence), and it was eventually determined that you could still keep the food cold, and not make the cast-off appliance a death trap for (forever) young explorers.

    Thanks for the inspiring reminder, Adam.

  16. Dorienne
    Dorienne
    June 4, 2012, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    Does anyone else remember that Punky Brewster episode where Cherie got locked in one? My mother spent a full week saying, “See? SEE! That’s why you don’t hide in fridges!” I never liked Hide-and-go-Seek after that.

  17. Emily
    Emily
    June 4, 2012, 3:35 pm | # | Reply

    Seemed like all the after school specials were about appendix(s) bursting when we were growing up. Hubby and I have both noticed that we always check abdominal pain as if it MIGHT be our appendix 🙂

  18. Jason W
    Jason W
    June 4, 2012, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

    Laughed so much at that first panel. 😀

  19. novascottch
    novascottch
    June 4, 2012, 9:48 pm | # | Reply

    I known a woman who lost one of her sons that way. He and another little boy with down syndrome were playing with it and he got trapped inside and the other kid wouldn’t let him out. He didn’t know any better. It was pretty bad.

    • Joe
      Joe
      June 6, 2012, 8:57 am | # | Reply

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome#Abortion_rates

      • novascottch
        novascottch
        June 7, 2012, 2:55 am | # | Reply

        See, that’s not entirely fair. All three of my friend’s children were diagnosed with down syndrome by various doctors while still in the womb, but none of them actually had it once they were born.

  20. Patricia Stein
    Patricia Stein
    June 6, 2012, 4:21 am | # | Reply

    Panel 3: Why does everyone think HE’S in the fridge? the “he he” is the fridge its self sarcastically / manically laughing at the fact the kid thinks “well ventilated with plenty of oxygen”.

  21. Shaina
    Shaina
    June 6, 2012, 6:18 am | # | Reply

    I remember a PSA where a woman said that if she saw you littering she would follow you home and kill you *or something*. Terrified the crap out of me, and now I don’t litter for fear she might be watching.

  22. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    July 18, 2012, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    FRIDGE COFFIN!

  23. Col Klink
    Col Klink
    April 3, 2013, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Occasionally those tossed-out refrigerators will protect you from nuclear blast, so don’t just be haulin them away.

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