To be fair, who hasn’t blamed a fart on a handicapped old man every once in awhile…I mean…all they do is sit. Theres gotta be some massive gas buildup in there.
This is one of the funniest strips I’ve seen here, and the whole webcomic has never failed to deliver a giggle-inducing punchline. I’ve been staring and laughing at this one for a good five minutes, waaay longer than I usually do for any joke. This is excellence!
I suspect that I’m the handicapped man. I’m pretty deaf. This has some amusing consequences. For example, I was convinced for most of my life that my farts where nearly noiseless. (Getting better hearing aids has convinced me that they aren’t.)
Also, one of my flat mates came up with the hard to solve moral dilemma:
If you fart around a deaf person, do you have to tell them that you did?
Also, I’m not able to pick the direction of noises, everyone who farts loud enough can convince me it was my fart – and I can’t prove him otherwise.
I “hear” ya, Phil.
I had some terrible hearing aids that picked up every little sound, but I couldn’t tell if something was coming at me or going away.
And, everyone sounded like they had a cold…
Now, I walk around and ‘fake hear’ everything (lip read).
I didn’t realize not checking my tire pressure was a sin… I’m doomed!
Yeah, evil twin, I’m right behind you.
4th panel FTW!!!
To be fair, who hasn’t blamed a fart on a handicapped old man every once in awhile…I mean…all they do is sit. Theres gotta be some massive gas buildup in there.
So, the island from ‘Lost’ is like purgatory?
It sounds way worse than that.
Yes, except that it makes even LESS sense than purgatory.
I love that the only two options under “sins” are “a lot” and “often.” And the last panel was great.
‘Well, that didn’t go very well’
Cool! i always knew that was bug’s catchphrase. it pops up often.
This is one of the funniest strips I’ve seen here, and the whole webcomic has never failed to deliver a giggle-inducing punchline. I’ve been staring and laughing at this one for a good five minutes, waaay longer than I usually do for any joke. This is excellence!
“Island from Lost”
Brilliant.
I can’t say I’ve ever blamed a fart on a handicap man, but I have had a handicap old man fart on me. I don’t think that should count against me.
Divine Bureaucracy
Best comic strip ever!
I think God’s filing system has multiple tabs, or probably an infinite amount – we’re talking God and heaven here, so the sky’s the limit! (Ha!)
Dadum shing!
Quick comment section contest: Finish the list in the last panel. What comes below “Hell”?
I say: “Eternity with ex-spouse”
To add to that list:
Intermittent Internet connection with 2400 baud modem on a bad At&T line.
Garfield comic only in daily paper
Gomer Pyle USMC on TV-Land
I work in HR so I will print this LOL.
Oh and that bar code in the last panel was a nice touch.
I completely agree! It’s those little touches that take this strip from “Great” to “Epic”.
I think it’s funny that God would use paperclips on his dossier’s of people.
I’m guessing Juggling Aptitude 1 means you can’t even catch a basketball.
You got me thinking – would I want to see my own?? Probably not, but i can juggle better then a “3”
I laughed more at this one than I have at any webcomics in a long time. The 1.5 achieved wheelies got me first. Not really sure why…
Island from Lost…. BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!
The last panel is amazing!
How cool would it have been had the bar code in panel 4 actually linked back to the very first Bug comic???
o˚◦ Surprised that “Not Flossing” isn’t a sin. ◦˚o
It’s on the next page.
Was anyone else disappointed when their barcode reader couldn’t read that?
I suspect that I’m the handicapped man. I’m pretty deaf. This has some amusing consequences. For example, I was convinced for most of my life that my farts where nearly noiseless. (Getting better hearing aids has convinced me that they aren’t.)
Also, one of my flat mates came up with the hard to solve moral dilemma:
If you fart around a deaf person, do you have to tell them that you did?
Also, I’m not able to pick the direction of noises, everyone who farts loud enough can convince me it was my fart – and I can’t prove him otherwise.
I “hear” ya, Phil.
I had some terrible hearing aids that picked up every little sound, but I couldn’t tell if something was coming at me or going away.
And, everyone sounded like they had a cold…
Now, I walk around and ‘fake hear’ everything (lip read).
I wonder if God Bug only has two draws of files because he’s consolidated everybody’s files, or if that’s just Bugs files…
You never fail to crack me up; just don’t step on any cracks…
I’d LOVE to see my Fun Facts file. The Sins file…? Ehhhh… not so much.
I’d go to the island from lost
Is all that “fun facts and trivia” actually true, out of pure curiosity?