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by Adam on July 10, 2012 at 12:00 am
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  1. onetuffdaisy
    onetuffdaisy
    July 10, 2012, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Tragic yet effective. Nice.

  2. TinoKP
    TinoKP
    July 10, 2012, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    more like comarexia!

  3. Fred
    Fred
    July 10, 2012, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Now why didn’t I think of that?

  4. Jeff
    Jeff
    July 10, 2012, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Bug thinking “Score” while in a coma is hilarious! So is “Derp-a-doo”, and the inevitability of getting hit by a car if you’re on a bike.
    Brilliant!

  5. Jep
    Jep
    July 10, 2012, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    The first two panels literally made me lol.

  6. Sabreur
    Sabreur
    July 10, 2012, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    Tragically, coma patients tend to *gain* weight (at least at first) due to the body retaining fluids.

    • Frances
      Frances
      July 10, 2012, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      Do Bugs retain fluid?

  7. Mr. Pants
    Mr. Pants
    July 10, 2012, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    I used to be a fat guy, then I got a job as a “Package Handler.” I’m being paid to work off my excess flab AND give myself spinal injuries! Kaching!

    • Jason
      Jason
      July 10, 2012, 7:38 am | # | Reply

      Huh… If I were to tell my wife to handle my package as a way to lose weight, I don’t think it would go over as well.

  8. Flávio
    Flávio
    July 10, 2012, 3:25 am | # | Reply

    Must try this method. I have a bike, is there anyone willing to have a new dent in the car?

  9. Smurfie
    Smurfie
    July 10, 2012, 4:33 am | # | Reply

    I love that the comatosed bug asscually have brain activity.. very funny

  10. pastordan
    pastordan
    July 10, 2012, 7:17 am | # | Reply

    With a little stubble, we could have a House bug in panel 4…

  11. washhandsb4work
    washhandsb4work
    July 10, 2012, 8:03 am | # | Reply

    Depression induced anorexia works best for me…just get dumped and the pounds just fall off and you don’t have the uncertainty that you might not wake from the coma!

  12. Victor
    Victor
    July 10, 2012, 8:16 am | # | Reply

    The other technique is diarrhea, less painful and coma-ish.

    Only problem was that you put back weight faster.

  13. Hubcaps
    Hubcaps
    July 10, 2012, 8:31 am | # | Reply

    Send me the words to “derp-a-doo”, it will help get me through my daily ten mile bike ride.

  14. Shadlyn Wolfe
    Shadlyn Wolfe
    July 10, 2012, 9:26 am | # | Reply

    I started playing Mass Effect this week. Put in two full days of that game over the weekend. Forgot to get up and eat more than one meal a day. Lost three pounds.

    Happy…but I’m not playing for a couple days. I think I better let my body have some food sometimes.

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      July 18, 2012, 7:05 pm | # | Reply

      dont worry wen u get to #3 u wont be putting in many days

  15. LanceThruster
    LanceThruster
    July 10, 2012, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    There’s a whole category of Bug comics that are clearly PSA’s for our benefit and well being. Thank you sir, may I please have another?

  16. Clownwithoutmakeup
    Clownwithoutmakeup
    July 10, 2012, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    i am incorporating derp-a-doo into my every day vocabulary

  17. Rhea
    Rhea
    July 10, 2012, 11:46 am | # | Reply

    When you start putting the weight back on, you repeat, right?

  18. Karine1976
    Karine1976
    July 10, 2012, 7:23 pm | # | Reply

    Test

    • Clownwithoutmakeup
      Clownwithoutmakeup
      July 12, 2012, 6:19 pm | # | Reply

      ical

  19. MrSnow
    MrSnow
    July 18, 2012, 7:09 pm | # | Reply

    it would be better just to be fat than go through a pain in the ass plan like that

    • MrSnow
      MrSnow
      July 18, 2012, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

      no offense though adam and of course its hilarious

  20. bethluvsbooks
    bethluvsbooks
    July 20, 2012, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

    ….stop stealing my plans

  21. James
    James
    August 2, 2012, 11:46 am | # | Reply

    As a cyclist, I’m all about defending the cyclist’s right to the road, but the illustration clearly shows that bug hit the car, and not the other way around. (I had the same kind of run-in with a deer once.)

    • DressesAreStupid
      DressesAreStupid
      May 22, 2013, 1:16 pm | # | Reply

      I almost hit a deer with my moped once. I got surprised while driving just about a hundred metres from my house, even if we live out in the country the deers usually stay away from houses.

      • DressesAreStupid
        DressesAreStupid
        May 22, 2013, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

        And we do actually live in a little town, up on a small hill surrounded by houses. The deer came from a backyard and ran into another one. True story.

  22. Bug Watcher
    Bug Watcher
    August 13, 2012, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

    Lol, completely psycho. 😀

  23. David
    David
    March 5, 2013, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

    Bug has never looked so svelte.

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